Author Topic: Azalia - House of Divine  (Read 1586 times)

Offline ggppqq

External Link/Members Only

Cost: £100 for 30 mins

When: in the past month

Booked first thing in the morning as I know she gets booked up quick. Shame on me for not confirming services but it did say on her past reviews and on HOD's website that she provides DFK and COB.

I arrived 2 mins beforehand. Was shown into the standard kitchen area. By the time I got in the room and Azalia (she was wearing some lovely white lingerie) had joined me it was 6 mins past the 'start' time. This had happened before with Honey and she assured me the time only starts when she arrives. No assurance was given from Azalia. It was kind of awkward going from the kitchen to the room as both Azalia and I believe Gabriela (External Link/Members Only) were standing in the living room and just stared at me as I went into the bedroom. I suppose it set the mood for the following although I did think both girls were very hot and was expecting good things (oh how I was wrong).

We started off with a quick kiss. I had hopes as she is facially a 8or9/10 and body wise very much like her pics so as I was expecting. The only thing I would say is her boobs are bit firmer than expected and nipples a bit more flat.

We started with some good OWO with me sitting on the chair available and then standing up in front of the mirror. Her technique is good albeit not very deep but she takes good direction and sucked on my balls when I asked. She told me she doesn't like her hair touched when I stood up which was the start of where it all went downhill.

Onto CG where her technique was very mild. I got bored quick and went to missionary where she said she doesn't like DFK and then proceeded to use her legs to stop me getting any kind of rhythm (i'm not huge).

I asked for doggy and she said she doesn't do this. Went into spooning where her positioning was uncomfy again. Asked her to suck me off and asked if I could COB which was a no too. She said there wasn't much time left (5 mins of the original time I had booked, not counting the time it took for her to get in).

So overall no DFK, no doggy, no COB, no personality and therefore a terrible punt. Wanked myself off with the tiniest help of her licking my balls while I did so.

Very much one of the worst punts I've had. She says she is vanilla but she is more than vanilla. This is some vegan zero flavour service.

She might be worth a P&D if she offered a 15 min sesh but aside from that I'd really just stick to an SP that actually puts in some effort and advertises properly. Hon ey was a rockstar compared to Azalia.

2/10 (She gets points purely for how hot she was).
« Last Edit: December 07, 2025, 04:12:31 pm by ggppqq »

Online patelprat

poor show from HOD, especially as the girl has DFK and COB on her likes.
either she does it or she doesn't.
i'm not gonna risk it. Doesn't even do what it says on the tin.

i think she is overconfident and relying on her looks to get bookings, and so doesn't bother to focus on the service. Sad if that is the case. Clients parting with their hard-earned money for this bullshit joke.

with hindsight, you should have gone with Gabriela, now there is a girl who knows how to give great service.

« Last Edit: December 07, 2025, 04:33:41 pm by patelprat »

Offline ggppqq

Yea I wanted to fuck a young brit but I'm clearing not getting the best ones. Probably need to do some better research on this forum as to who to go for.

Online patelprat

Yea I wanted to fuck a young brit but I'm clearing not getting the best ones. Probably need to do some better research on this forum as to who to go for.

then consider:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432621.0

She might be back in London in January. She is first class.

« Last Edit: December 07, 2025, 05:00:41 pm by patelprat »

Online Falkirk GND

then consider:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432621.0

She might be back in London in January. She is first class.

Brit? Her profile says she’s American?  :unknown:

Online patelprat

Brit? Her profile says she’s American?  :unknown:

She's Brit, the profile is wrong.

Online Falkirk GND

She's Brit, the profile is wrong.

Excellent! The American bit put me off a little tbh.  Presumably as the AW nationality is taken from her passport ID, she was born in the US but raised here?  Does she have a London accent?

Cheers

Online patelprat

Excellent! The American bit put me off a little tbh.  Presumably as the AW nationality is taken from her passport ID, she was born in the US but raised here?  Does she have a London accent?

Cheers

read my review :) northern/leeds accent. super cute.


Online Falkirk GND


Offline ggppqq

then consider:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432621.0

She might be back in London in January. She is first class.

She's on my HL so I guess with your rec she'll be next on the list when she's back in London. Cheers!