Naked house maids in the south.

[NotATrumpFan]

Prompted by a girl i spotted on AW the other day (who has since vanished so was probably a bot) who said she would do house cleaning in the buff, has anyone hired one of these naked maid services at all?

I'm pretty sure most of the legit maid services dont allow pictures, or touching, or anything fun, but I would guess that hiring a sw to do it, you might get a different outcome.

Just curious if anyones done it recently? got anything more than a dusting for their money? worth it or just get a regular cleaner?

[Stevelondon]

       Worth it or just get a regular cleaner.

I love it 😂😂

I think it would depend on whether you wanted your housework done …….. or not.

I think there are agencies that advertise naked cleaning or lingerie cleavers etc.

I know there used to be a few ads on Craigslist years back.

[NotATrumpFan]

Yeh, I did have a google around, there are a couple of agencies in the UK that offer it (not sure there are any down here though) but all of them are professional cleaners "only" and explicitly state no touching.

Weather you could negotiate something with the girl or not, i guess that's between you and her.  Probably not though.  They also have a ban-list if you do something that crosses the line so if you want anything more than actual cleaning with her bits out, that's probably not the route to go.

This is why it raised an eyebrow when I noticed this SW offering it.  If she does other stuff, and this is just a side hustle, it would probably be possible to get a clean, and a "polish" in the same visit.  She said she was on tour down her, and normally from up north somewhere, so i didn't look into it too closely otherwise i would have hot-listed her.  Cant find her account any more tho.  And searching words and phrases related to cleaning didnt pop up any other SWs who offer it.

[Belikinmmm]

I'm interested in where this goes !
If I got my house cleaned by a hot naked girl while I wanked off I'd be pretty happy 🤷‍♂️🤗

[nobbycars]

I had a naked cleaner, and as stated only that, but it's exactly as it says a totally starkers lady cleaner, and both very pleasing on the eye, chatty, and a very good service (cleaning).


 

[Stevelondon]

I’d go for it as I find the idea quite kinky.

The problem is the staff already do a pretty good job of the housework anyway. So there wouldn’t actually be much for a naked cleaner to do. 🤷🏼

[Zimbaman]

I’d go for it as I find the idea quite kinky.

The problem is the staff already do a pretty good job of the housework anyway. So there wouldn’t actually be much for a naked cleaner to do. 🤷🏼

That’s not a problem. I’ve done this a few times and cleaning really isn’t the priority 

[davesixtseven]

That’s not a problem. I’ve done this a few times and cleaning really isn’t the priority 

You've done the cleaning or you've been... cleaned?  :D

[Zimbaman]

You've done the cleaning or you've been... cleaned?  :D

I’ve been cleaned  . I would say I got quite addicted to it at one point. Had a total of 8 cleaners over a few years. 2 of them were proper nudists and just wanted to clean. Another two were happy with a bit of masturbation but no touching. One would receive oral but nothing else. The last three were all into loads more. For them, it was really about sex work but meeting the client before they decided they were open to anything. And one of them I’ve been seeing for years. Probably the best sex I’ve had. So yes… it was me that was getting cleaned 

[nobbycars]

So was the "extras" extra, or part of the basic cost. and if extra, how much!!!.

[Zimbaman]

So was the "extras" extra, or part of the basic cost. and if extra, how much!!!.

Rarely did anything happen in the first meeting organised by the company, other than masturbation. There is still the pretence at that stage. Sometimes RO. It was always at subsequent meetings after exchanging numbers. Prices were then haggled… generally a lot cheaper than AW. More like an SB arrangement to be honest. My view is these were girls curious to try something different but not wanting to commit to proper escorting. There have been no new girls on any site I used for ages. Like everything else… not as good as it used to be…

[ceridan99]

Rarely did anything happen in the first meeting organised by the company, other than masturbation. There is still the pretence at that stage. Sometimes RO. It was always at subsequent meetings after exchanging numbers. Prices were then haggled… generally a lot cheaper than AW. More like an SB arrangement to be honest. My view is these were girls curious to try something different but not wanting to commit to proper escorting. There have been no new girls on any site I used for ages. Like everything else… not as good as it used to be…

Would you be open to say what companies you've used? (Assuming that they are still running).

[Zimbaman]

Not running any more as far as I can tell 

[Stevelondon]

That’s not a problem. I’ve done this a few times and cleaning really isn’t the priority 

I’d never have guessed 😂

[Stevelondon]

Well I took the plunge and went for it.

Booked through an online agency specialising in naked cleaners.

Had the job done yesterday.

Now I’m arguing (by email) with the agency involved. They saying it’s my fault and I’m disagreeing. Although I am getting on a bit, my eyes not being as good as they were. Maybe a click in the wrong place kind of thing.
But I just didn’t get anything out of watching Sven doing the hoovering.

[Belikinmmm]

🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[Often Visitor]

OP where abouts are you in the SE I know someone who does it

[diver ted]

OP (NaTF),
Just saw advert on Locanto and recalled this thread - thought it may be of use to someone...
I have no knowledge of company
Don't know if this covers the area you require - states City of London then states all areas in London (?)
External Link/Members Only
DT

[Stevelondon]

OP (NaTF),
Just saw advert on Locanto and recalled this thread - thought it may be of use to someone...
I have no knowledge of company
Don't know if this covers the area you require - states City of London then states all areas in London (?)
External Link/Members Only
DT

I get the other two pictures in that ad.

But the third one…… ????

Has me puzzled 😕

[RandomGuy99]

There's a few around and they usually specify no toilets or ovens.

[Zimbaman]

There's a few around and they usually specify no toilets or ovens.

Some of the grumpy buggers specify no wanking too    You occasionally hit the jackpot though 

[Stevelondon]

Some of the grumpy buggers specify no wanking too    You occasionally hit the jackpot though 

Just tell them you’ll catch it all in a hanky and not the bloody carpet then. 🤷🏼

[Big Bad R]

I have seem this lass a few times (still haven’t got round to review but firm positive)

External Link/Members Only

She told me she got started by naked cleaning and accepting payment for extras…..still does the naked cleaning. She is Luton area.

[myothernameis]

Who remembers these guys from, Eurotrash, and the Romeo cleaners come to mind

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[Zimbaman]

Just tell them you’ll catch it all in a hanky and not the bloody carpet then. 🤷🏼

It’s not mrs Z. It’s a fecking cleaner. She really isn’t worried about my carpets 

[Stevelondon]

It’s not mrs Z. It’s a fecking cleaner. She really isn’t worried about my carpets 

😂.    I wasn’t referring to Mrs Z 

[diver ted]

Stumbled onto....
External Link/Members Only
Recruiting and offering apparently.
DT

[LLPunting]

Stumbled onto....
External Link/Members Only
Recruiting and offering apparently.
DT

Given the photos posted, how out of date are those shots!?

[Stevelondon]

Given the photos posted, how out of date are those shots!?

My immediate reaction was,
“Well those lasses done look as if they know much about doing housework”

What the hells wrong with me 

[Shortandsensible]

There’s the two main sites for this kind of thing, one with the word ‘naturist’ in it, and one with the word ‘bare’ in it when you’re googling for cleaners who offer this. I’ve used both companies, a couples of times each, and all bar one cleaner, I’ve got what I’m after.

The one with ‘bare’ in it, has a special interests menu , have a look at that.

[LLPunting]

There’s the two main sites for this kind of thing, one with the word ‘naturist’ in it, and one with the word ‘bare’ in it when you’re googling for cleaners who offer this. I’ve used both companies, a couples of times each, and all bar one cleaner, I’ve got what I’m after.

The one with ‘bare’ in it, has a special interests menu , have a look at that.

Thanks for leads 
How much were they asking to get the cleaner to your door and cleaning naked and how much extra for various forms of personal pipe cleaning?

[Harry Monk]

There’s the two main sites for this kind of thing, one with the word ‘naturist’ in it, and one with the word ‘bare’ in it when you’re googling for cleaners who offer this. I’ve used both companies, a couples of times each, and all bar one cleaner, I’ve got what I’m after.

The one with ‘bare’ in it, has a special interests menu , have a look at that.

Not something I've considered before but my interest is piqued for sure.

Understandably vague on the website apart from they say you can  bash one out in front of them potentially. Is OWO available as a minimum can anyone comment ? Or is it that you have to build a rapport with the girl first ?

[Zimbaman]

Not something I've considered before but my interest is piqued for sure.

Understandably vague on the website apart from they say you can  bash one out in front of them potentially. Is OWO available as a minimum can anyone comment ? Or is it that you have to build a rapport with the girl first ?

Exactly that. It’s all down to the girl. Some will be up for it if the hit it off with you. Definitely no menu though as officially no touching is allowed at all. Personally, I like the ‘will she won’t she’ bit. Nothing is guaranteed