Author Topic: Simply Relax Massage Soho  (Read 4194 times)

Offline yaa tere

Was roaming around Soho after dinner 3 weeks ago, saw a very attractive blond smoking in the massage shop on Brewer street, went in and she was very cold and didn't bother to answer if she is the girl doing the business, while turning around politely saw a latin hot girl coming up the stairs with a guy, laughing and engaged in a talk. 40's maybeAmazing figure great boobs and ass, with a smile.

Decided to pop a couple of days latter, and luck me she was there, went in and sorted out 40 pounds for 30min, and we went don the stairs to the room, her name is Diana a Brazilian MILF, not missing anything you dream of, combination was really good, smiling and smells great.

Went to the room started with a crap massage but I don't care, it was for 2 min, then she said, can you turn around now, so yes why not, asking for 100 pounds for a topless massage, and 150 for fully naked, went for the 100 topless option.

She started by with some strokes and rubbing my cock, then a hand job in a very sensual way, with some balls play, and she offered to suck on her huge tits and play with for some time, she seemed enjoying the play, followed by an amazing tit wank, then I splashed all over.

Will I go again for sure



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Offline beastmaster

Was roaming around Soho after dinner 3 weeks ago, saw a very attractive blond smoking in the massage shop on Brewer street, went in and she was very cold and didn't bother to answer if she is the girl doing the business, while turning around politely saw a latin hot girl coming up the stairs with a guy, laughing and engaged in a talk. 40's maybeAmazing figure great boobs and ass, with a smile.

Decided to pop a couple of days latter, and luck me she was there, went in and sorted out 40 pounds for 30min, and we went don the stairs to the room, her name is Diana a Brazilian MILF, not missing anything you dream of, combination was really good, smiling and smells great.

Went to the room started with a crap massage but I don't care, it was for 2 min, then she said, can you turn around now, so yes why not, asking for 100 pounds for a topless massage, and 150 for fully naked, went for the 100 topless option.

She started by with some strokes and rubbing my cock, then a hand job in a very sensual way, with some balls play, and she offered to suck on her huge tits and play with for some time, she seemed enjoying the play, followed by an amazing tit wank, then I splashed all over.

Will I go again for sure

Paying £100 for a crap almost non-existent massage and a bog standard clothed HE is just crazy, even in Soho. Those are gullible tourist rip off prizes.  :dash:

Offline beastmaster

Sorry I misread, it was a topless HR. But the proce is still crazy, IMHO !!

Offline Massage Bloke

Sorry I misread, it was a topless HR. But the proce is still crazy, IMHO !!

£150 for naked HR, and £100 for topless HR is becoming more and more the norm, with blokes not bothering to negotiate or not realising you can negotiate. And that's on top of the "door" fee,

You can get 30 mins with OWO and FS  for that money with any number of AW escorts. And for £140 you can get 45 mins with a HOD SP.

And don't forget OP had already paid £40 for a 30 min massage, which I suppose is a kind of "door fee"...

Here's another review from a few days ago:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=443859.0

The punter paid a total of £180... Massage was  £60 and naked HR was £120...  He could have had oral for another £100   :wackogirl:

No attempt to negotiate on his part!








Offline yaa tere

Sorry I misread, it was a topless HR. But the proce is still crazy, IMHO !!

I agree, its almost the same or even more for a good SP for 45 min, still I miss the massage scene sometimes to bo honest and at the end of day its much easier and more approachable where you see the girl in flesh and blood.

but I agree with you, and the MLF was too hot to resist 

Offline Global_Punter

£150 for naked HR, and £100 for topless HR is becoming more and more the norm, with blokes not bothering to negotiate or not realising you can negotiate. And that's on top of the "door" fee,

You can get 30 mins with OWO and FS  for that money with any number of AW escorts. And for £140 you can get 45 mins with a HOD SP.

And don't forget OP had already paid £40 for a 30 min massage, which I suppose is a kind of "door fee"...

Here's another review from a few days ago:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=443859.0


The punter paid a total of £180... Massage was  £60 and naked HR was £120...  He could have had oral for another £100   :wackogirl:

No attempt to negotiate on his part!


If you're familiar with SOHO places like Simply Relax Massage, Soho is now more like a clip joint.

I personally wouldn't pop into such shops, as even haggling the price is a difficult task on its own.
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