External Link/Members Only£65 for 30 minutes
November 2025
My goodness how do I score this? You'll have seen from the heading that it's positive but you need to read this whole review before getting too excited and judge for yourself what the score should be and whether you want to book her (if you can actually successfully book her).
I squandered an opportunity to book Luna a couple of weeks ago. I rang Diplomat shortly after opening time and the receptionist asked me to ring back in half an hour because Luna hadn't turned up yet. I declined thinking that she wasn't going to show and I booked Kiki instead. Then when I arrived Luna did turn up after all and I was kicking myself for not booking her.
The following week I rang Diplomat and Luna was there but fully booked up until 2pm. I decided to book for 2pm but when I rang the parlour again at 1.30 to ask if the booking was still going ahead I was told Luna had gone home due to a family emergency. Over the next week or so I rang Diplomat two more times to try and book Luna and on both occasions was asked to ring back in 1.5 hours because she's fully booked up until that time. I said no to the request to ring back. It left me wondering why the receptionist wouldn't allow me to just book the next available time slot? Why do I have to ring back in 1.5 hours instead of just being allowed to book her for one and a half hours from now? I've come to the conclusion that the receptionist has no idea whether Luna is going to be still on the premises by then. I've seen her on the City Sauna rota a couple of times too and tried to book her there but on both occasions was told she hadn't turned up.
Imagine my surprise then when I rang Diplomat today (Sunday) and Luna was available and had no bookings. I immediately booked her. The occasion when I squandered a booking with her and booked Kiki instead had also been a Sunday so it seems as though that might be the best day to book Luna.
I turned up a bit early and Luna was ready. She is a pretty petite little Brazilian girl with large fake boobs. The other girl on the premises was a slender blonde called Bonnie. I only got a rear view of Bonnie. She has a very nice arse but I've no idea what she looks like facially.
The bedroom was dark and I asked if I could have the table lamp switched on. Luna agreed and that improved the light conditions a bit. I like the fact that the rooms at Diplomat have a very large mirror next to the bed. I paid up and Luna very briefly left the room to get a towel to lay on the bed. When she came back into the room she rummaged around for a condom. She found one and put it close by.
We stripped off and I got on the bed. Luna said "do you want oral with no condom?". I said yes too quickly and then wished I'd asked for some kissing first. Near the beginning of the blow job I said "do you allow kissing?" She said yes but instead of doing it she just carried on sucking my cock. I don't know if my request was lost in translation. Her English isn't brilliant but she has a good enough grasp of the language to at least have a reasonably good conversation. The blow job was great. It was varied and nice and deep. She went right down the the base of my cock a few times. There was no eye contact at first but then she started giving me a really excellent ball licking which had me gasping the words "oh yes, oh yes". Luna then made some nice eye contact with me. I played with her boobs as she was giving the oral.
A little while later I felt it was time to give Luna some oral but she declined and told me she doesn't allow reverse oral. She also said she doesn't always allow sex because too many condoms can give her thrush. I've since looked it up on the Internet and condoms can not cause thrush but they can cause irritation that can be mistaken for thrush. I'd been wanting to fuck her for weeks by this point and was glad that she let me. I would have been very disappointed if she'd declined sex.
The condom was applied and Luna agreed to the doggy style that I'd asked for. She said "you can get on top of me too if you like". I said I might finish that way but wanted to start with doggy. I then gave her such a good seeing to. I pounded her from behind for ages and she didn't try and rush me or anything, so that was great. Her pretty face in the mirror and the view looking down at her sexy little curvy arse were a real turn on. I decided to stay in the doggy position and kept going until I filled the condom.
Plenty of baby wipes were provided for the clean up. We exchanged friendly words whilst I got my clothes back on. She's a friendly girl and has such a gorgeous smile. I then left feeling glad that I'd finally had sex with Luna because I'd started to think it was never going to happen.
Before going home I went to the little supermarket across the road for a drink and some nibbles. I turned right into an aisle and to my surprise Luna was there. She must have immediately gone to the shop after our booking. She smiled at me and we had a little giggle and said hello. She then went to the till and I decided to hang back a bit and let her leave the shop before I went to the till because I didn't want her to think I was stalking her. She was at the till for what seemed like ages so I eventually thought sod it and went and paid for my items. At the till Luna gave me such a lovely smile before saying goodbye to me. I thought she looked so pretty. She had been in the shop a while and if anyone had turned up at Diplomat during that time she wouldn't have been available for a booking. I get the impression she just comes and goes when she pleases. I would like to have sex with her again if I get the chance.
Pros: Attractive appearance
Great blow job and ball licking
Great sex
Cons: Probably doesn't kiss
Doesn't allow reverse oral
Unreliable and difficult to book
