Link: External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only £: £80 for 15 min inc owo (not provided)
Booking: Text message. “Where are you from?”
Venue: Apartment complex a few minutes walk from South Quay DLR. Bumped into people from neighbouring flat - sensed they were onto what was taking place. Strong smell of cigarette smell emanating from the flat. Room itself was basic and had a bed with a grey fleece cover and a couple of pillows.
Looks: The only resemblance to the photos were the frizzy hair and skin tone. Her body was boxy / chunky and not toned. Hanging breasts. Teeth appeared visibly stained. Face was okay - average.
Attitude: Complained about all her bookings being cancelled in the day - said I was the first customer of the day (it was late evening). Then said she had enough of this country. I should have walked. The vibes were not positive. I decided to stay. Her attitude became progressively worse.
Service: She refused to follow simple and polite instructions. Asked her to kneel and give me a BJ - she refused. Asked her to go on all fours and give me a BJ - she refused. Said “NO! You only paid for 15 minutes. Told me I needed to lie down in a particular way flat on my back and only then!
This wasn’t going well. I had enough. I asked for my money back and she refused - said she had already given the service. This was not true - in fact she wasn’t providing a service at all!
She then started shouting in a foreign language - out to her friend who was in another room. For the next few minutes it just felt like she was swearing at me in a foreign language.
She was a cunt.
Cleanliness: NA
Value: No.
Summary: Avoid this cunt.
Score: Fail
Repeat: No
