Location was in Hamilton, close to the row of shops on Thurncourt Road. It's a place I hadn't been before but I still consider myself new to punting only starting this year so others may know it.
Now on to the review, and I don't even know where to start. While I have given this review a neutral, I am considering going back which I explain at the end.
so lets explain....
I was in the mood to stick it up a butt, been a few months since giving anal and just had the urge and want so that's what I went looking for.
I found this AW profile for Kimberly, aka Thai Lucky Charm.
External Link/Members OnlyShe wasn't too far of a divert when I finished work, does butt stuff so text the number and got booked in for today for 1hour (£130) +anal(£50). The menu text stated OWO included in the hour booking. 2 previous reviews on here being a neutral and positive, both said she's bigger than her pictures but a nice girl, I figured its cold out, someone a bit bigger to warm me up and maybe a slightly bigger girl will take it up the butt with less complaints of it hurting. (That's how it works in my head anyway). 1 of the reviewers said they had OWO listed in the price of their text too but on arrival she said it was £10 extra when he was there and paid it.
Arrived at the address and was let in by someone doing the behind the door trick and gestured to a bedroom. Once in the room I saw she was a tiny Thai and I thought she's way smaller than I was expecting. At first I thought it was a B&S, and maybe it was. But I actually think it was a mistake by the agent/handler. The girl I actually saw was Lydia who is on VS:
External Link/Members OnlyThe pictures of Lydia on VS have a slight resemblance to her, but they are HEAVILY photoshopped which I explain further down. Age I'd say is pretty accurate in comparison to others. Ad says 26, I'd put her at 30 at the most. She also has quite good English to converse. I've attached a couple of photo's from VS as I know the links break when they move on to another location.
The phone number on both the AW ad for Thai Lucky Charm and the VS ad for Lydia is the same. I didn't realise any of this until I left and got home and investigated. When I was with Lydia I realised it wasn't the person I booked but chose not to leave as I was happy with what I was seeing, I put it down to a B&S at the time but one I was comfortable with.
She confirmed the hour and said £130. I told her I booked anal too and she asked how big I was. I told her medium to large. We hadn't undressed yet and she tried to feel my cock through my clothes to gauge a size. I said I'm not hard yet so that won't work.
Anyway we agreed I'd pay for the hour and if she thinks she can do anal I'll pay the extra. We both started to get undressed and she revealed some amazing tits. They do have a look of real about them but after having a play they are fake. As I undressed I got to a semi after seeing her tits which she saw and instantly said no to anal because I'm too big, even with just a semi. Its a compliment and disappointment because anal is why I was looking for a meet today but there we go. I'll come back to the anal thing at the end. The size of my cock will be mentioned several times in this review to which I apologise for but sort of relevant to the review.
Anyways, Lydia completely undressed to reveal a cracking body. Slight stomach on her but absolutely not off-putting. The other striking thing which I then instantly noticed was her tattoos. She is covered. And when I say covered, her entire back is a tattoo. It starts at the base of her neck, completely fills her entire back, completely fills her arse cheeks down to the top of her thighs. And even then 1 of her legs was entirely tattooed and 1 of her arms was completely filled. There was 0% of skin showing on her entire back and arse. All tattoo. From the side it stops in a perfect line down the side of her body leaving her front without tattoos. Now remember I hadn't seen her VS ad at this point, but there are no tattoos on her VS ad. This is where the HEAVILY photoshopped comes in. The pictures could be her, there is a subtle resemblance, but yeah expect full back tattoo not shown in her ad. Still a pretty face but obviously without the photoshop of the ad.
If tattoo's are a deal breaker I don't recommend, personally I am a huge fan and at this stage made me glad I stayed even more.
Anyways, both naked and we start with a massage, it was nothing to write about so I'll save you some reading
On the turn over she saw my cock again which was now hard and the expression on her face was just of a 'whoa', she reaches for a rubber and I said I wanted OWO, she told me it's £10 more. Even though a different girl to the other reviewer I mentioned we have the same issue. I told her the text said OWO was included, to my surprise she just said 'oh OK, I won't charge'. 3 cleaning wipes later this leads on to the worst BJ I've ever had. She did maybe 2-3mins just putting half of the head in and out of her mouth, I don't think she used tongue at all. I think she put the whole head in her mouth maybe once and none of the shaft. No attention given to the balls and shaft at all. Definitely glad I didn't pay £10 for that. This isn't down to me being big. I think every other SP I have seen at least managed half of it and used tongue without issues.
Anyway I ask to give her oral and she agrees. Before I even touch her she's making fake noise. She's fresh and clean though, a little bit of bush but not much. She then suddenly twitches and tells me I have to lick extremely gentle, using absolutely no pressure at all. She then twitches again saying I'm tickling her so I give in and ask for the rubber to be put on. Rubbered up she climbs on top and starts in cowgirl, she's taking it slow as she's saying I'm very long, after a few mins without taking it out she spins around into reverse cowgirl. This was my favourite part of the entire meet. It was dark but I can see her slowly riding it in front of me with a good view watching half my dick keep disappearing inside of her. she never fully committed to taking it all but the view in the position was incredible, as I love the tattoos it was a pleasure to watch her fully tattooed ass going up and down in this position.
We then switch to mish and this is where we start to have a few troubles again, now I have some control and trying to fuck her she's struggling with the size. Kept saying I am too long. stopping me several times as she struggled with it. I tried sucking on her nipples but she stops me after about 5seconds saying my facial hair is tickling her. (I barely have any stubble). I ask to go doggy as it's my go too to finish and I see her sort of squirm not wanting too, she does agree to try though. I think she lasted maybe 1minute in doggy once again saying I'm too long. We switch to mish again but once I'm inside she holds her legs shut making her much tighter and asks me to try and finish. She manages to take it quite well like this and I do manage to finish in the bag.
After this I lay on the bed, she sees the full rubber and exclaims 'omg' at the amount and a bit of a 'whoa' at the size of me again. she removes and ties up the rubber, says something about it being a lot of kids, then asks if I want a shower which I go for.
When I return from the shower she starts talking about my size again, and she's saying how thai women are really small and showing on her belly where her vagina would finish inside of her and showing my size in comparison. I think to justify why she struggled. I said surely there big thai men though. She laughed and started finding different objects in the room like a nail varnish bottle and said thats the size of Thai man, and placing it by my flaccid cock, which was still larger than what she was comparing against.
Now, here's one of the weirdest things about the whole meet, after getting dressed and ready to leave she starts telling me I'm handsome, starts kissing me (we hadn't kissed the entire meet as I had it in my head it was an extra I didn't pay for) and she said she wants me to come back, and she wants to try anal with me and she'll give me a discount. After all her struggles with my size she asked me to return for anal. I said to her I think I'm too big for her but she sort of convinced herself she wants to try and take it from me.
Even if there wasn't a mix up of who I was booking, and if I had intended to meet Lydia this would still be a neutral based on the massage, poor BJ attempt, the RO fiasco and how much she struggled with my size during sex sort ruining the meet. With this I wouldn't normally return.
However,
I absolutely love her ass and the tattoos and now I'm imagining I have the opportunity to fuck it. But is it just going to be another disappointment if she can't handle it and a waste of money? When I could book another SP that may handle it better.
Honestly I'm not sure. Sunday is her last day here then she's off to London so I have until then to decide.
TBC I guess
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