✨💕OUTCALL ONLY💕🫦✨ - Birmingham

[ExploringNewWorldss]

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Note: I tried copying D. Haych's Subject (Title) but kept getting an error.

Date – November 2025
Comms – Booked via WhatsApp
Price – £160 for 1 hour outcall (No deposit taken - Pay on arrival)


Services – OW, Protected sex

Before going over the SP, let me preface this by saying that I read D. Haych's review and thought to myself "Hey, the review says she's fit and late 30s early 40s which means she has experience... Why not?" Well, I have a bone to pick with you D. Haych! lol

SP –  She's not the same girl at all as D. Haych's review points out. However, I was taken back when she arrived because:
1- She is old. If I'm being generous, she's 50.
2- She had excessive white makeup on that looked terrible + it was during the extreme rain we had a few days ago which caused her makeup to become messed up. Not trying to be mean, but she literally looked like an old blonde zombie from the walking dead.

The Meet – After the initial shock of the encounter, I told her to have a seat. I didn't know if I should proceed or make her some tea. I was very confused. I also wanted to tell her to leave, but she came all this way for free and didn't ask for a deposit which made me feel bad in all honesty. She, however, was very eager to begin and told me that I wouldn't regret it. I thought to myself "Fuck it, might as well take this opportunity and fuck a zombie and take it off my bucket list..." She started with OW which was fine and nothing special really. I remembered D. Haych saying she rides like no tomorrow, so I told her to ride me... He was correct. Although, she kept complaining that I was too big for her. So, we switched positions and went to doggy and others trying to find a position in which was suitable. She still complained, so I told her I'll go very slow (Imagine turtle speed) while forcing myself mentally to pop. As soon as I popped, she starts dressing. I told her "We agreed over text that it's 2 shots in the hour?" She replied, "Big dick 1 shot". Anyways, she left with 33 minutes left on the clock.

This was a wild encounter for me. I don't know if I'm being harsh here or not, but I definitely won't be booking her any time soon.

[scouting]

Note: I tried copying D. Haych's Subject (Title) but kept getting an error.

Title amended as mentioned. I once had a similar problem, think it's something to do with the site not liking non-standard emojis but I've no idea why it's only a problem occasionally 

[koshkaj]

I told her "We agreed over text that it's 2 shots in the hour?" She replied, "Big dick 1 shot".

Thanks for the review. Sorry for the experience.

This line did make me chuckle 

[D.Haych]

ExploringNewWorldss I feel bad now that you didn't have the same experience I did, an average size dick paid off for me I guess lol.

Tbh the lights were dim in the place I had and maybe her makeup held up making her look younger and unless she was full of wrinkles, I wouldn't have went higher with the age.. maybe I'm generous to people lol. Apologies once again, she did give a good time to me so I can only go off that.

[MaxVerstappen]

1- She is old. If I'm being generous, she's 50.
2- She had excessive white makeup on that looked terrible + it was during the extreme rain we had a few days ago which caused her makeup to become messed up. Not trying to be mean, but she literally looked like an old blonde zombie from the walking dead.