Author Topic: Patricia at Herbal Clinic, cricklewood  (Read 2940 times)

Offline puntingking

Location - Close to Cricklewood station (thameslink). Very close to the station, no more than a couple of minutes walking.





The shop is ok. Had to walk in and go through this Curtain thingy. On the way out I stumbled through it as I wasn't expected it.  :lol:
Spoke to an older lady and what I presume is the manager of this place. The shop had a clear sign on paper which read "no sex".

I also presume the manager is operating the place with nothing sexual meant to go on there.
The lady who I ended up seeing told me that we had to be quiet and to take the condom with me as the workers there are not allowed to do anything sexual.
I believe her since she ask me to keep it down, told me to bin the condom way afar from this place and we moved the bed so that no one can come in while we was having sex. The bed ended up being in a diagonal position reaching the door.

I ask the manger can I choose who to see. A older Brazilian looking female came in and said "hello" then a black haired woman who looked eastern European to me and is relevantly new, well she told me she is quite new here.
I ended up choosing the black hair woman who was slim. She had the facial features of a eastern european but the body of a south american. Make that of what you will.
She is either from a country in Eastern Europe or she is from Brazil (or some other country in that region).
Her name was Patricia or patrices.  :unknown:

The price was £35 for half an hour paid at the desk to the female manager. The price for sex and dfk was a extra £100 on top.
Expensive for a half an hour service.
:thumbsdown:

I said no at first as it was expensive I thought but then my cock and balls took over and accepted it during the massage phrase.

The massage was quite good although she was not skilled at massages as a professional standard sense. She was good at the sensual massage though.

She massage me naked at first then we moved to the sex part while kissing. The kissing was full on but did not last for long. I ejaculated way too quickly then I wanted to.

I left feeling unsatisfied and I was horny again in half an hour which is normally not the case for me.  :(

I would be in no rush to return due to being very expensive. Maybe other girls at this place may be cheaper.  :unknown:
She told she was 25 years of age. Which is believable.

She was not the tightest of females. I would have liked to spend some time giving her body a worship. But she rushed me on to the sex pretty quickly.
Her face was attractive and I would have liked to kiss her for much longer than I did. The reason why I could not kiss her for longer is because I ejaculated way too soon and also at the first part of it she was at the opposite side of the massage bed.
Her phone started beeping which I think meant time was up but I still had at least 5 minutes left of the session so I did feel slightly short changed seeing as though I only went for half an hour.

She made the room flashing blue and red lights. I did not like that so later on towards the latter stage of the session I put on the ordinary lights.

She spoke great English even though she was not born here. If I would have guessed though I would say she has been in the UK for a long time.

Positives - Nice, friendly girl. Good kissing even though it was short lived.
Negatives - the price. I left 5 minutes before the half an hour was up which is bad in my eyes as half an hour it is not a long time anyway so I expect to stay every minute in the room for the full duration of the time.
I ejaculated too early which I would not normally blame the sp for this but she moved for the sex when there were plenty of time left of the session. I did not feel like my balls were completely emptied either.

Maybe in the future I may return but I don't think I will return too quickly.
I may give this place another chance in the future.

SUMMARY
The sp is slim and facially attractive. Her body is somewhat tanned like a south american.
The shop is small but is functional.
The manger don't know that sexual services are being provided by her workers here.
Very close to the station.
You can get to pick the girl you want but it is advisable you let the manger know that you would like to pick.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2025, 07:06:55 pm by puntingking »


Offline puntingking



Forgot to mention that this meeting took place within the last 14 days.

 :hi:

Online DastardlyDick

Looks like they've fallen out with Treatwell as their ad is no longer there!

Offline puntingking

Looks like they've fallen out with Treatwell as their ad is no longer there!

or maybe they chose not to advertise on there any more  :unknown:

Offline Massage Bloke

"she made the room flashing blue and red lights. I did not like that"

I wouldn't like it either, it would put me in mind of Old Bill.  :scare:

Offline puntingking

"she made the room flashing blue and red lights. I did not like that"

I wouldn't like it either, it would put me in mind of Old Bill.  :scare:


 :D

Offline puntingking


I went back to this place the other day.
Even though I have mentioned that I would not rush back this soon, I thought I see another sp here.

This time, because I was the first customer of the day as it was still early. They have just opened up the shop for the day I think. There were only 1 sp available as the other sps have not arrived yet.
I did get a sense there was another sp in the place, but she has probably just arrived.

I was met with a Brazilian mid 40s looking woman and was rather tall. She had light brown hair and her face had some wrinkles which was showing her age.
She was smiley but I did not fancy her.
As I did not want to hit the road without having a massage as the women here are not meant to do anything sexual I am led to believe as I think the manager does not know what the sps do in the room besides from the ordinary massage.
I would feel like an idiot if I leave now after paying for half an hour massage.
So I stayed just for the massage. 

So, I had half an hour massage with no extras taken. A little while in she did mention if I like any extras but I declined any offer. I don't even know what "extras" would be available with this sp as because I did not fancy her one bit I did not want no "extras" at all regardless what sort of "extras" they would have been.

I must say though, Her age made her more unattractive as she is older than what I normally like.
So if you are someone who like a proper "milf" look then this sp may be your cup of tea. Sadly, she is not mine.

The massage was ok. Nothing to root about. I had much better massages from better places and from better looking sps.
I have also had worse as well. So she was rather average in her massage skills.

I left with a feeling of a neutral. I did not leave the place feeling relaxed.

It is a neutral. Nothing more to add here.

I  post this under my existing review of my first visit of this place rather than doing a new full review as there is not much to say about my 2nd visit about this particular sp.
Different sp this time round, but same rating I would say, no "extras" taken from me.

I did not catch the sp name but she works here 3 to 4 days a week, I think she said.

She spoke very good English with a slight accent.


 :hi:
« Last Edit: December 10, 2025, 03:47:28 pm by puntingking »

Offline OliverK

...as the women here are not meant to do anything sexual I am led to believe as I think the manager does not know what the sps do in the room besides from the ordinary massage.

She definitely knows don't worry.