Voluptuous party's

[Closet freak]

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For those that are interested 

[hockogrockle]

The plural of "party" is "parties". At least the website gets it right.

[Closet freak]

The plural of "party" is "parties". At least the website gets it right.

To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck

[threechilliman]

To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck

You're an English teacher then?

tcm

[madeinwales56]

To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck

That's the spirit. I like your style.

[Closet freak]

You're an English teacher then?

tcm

I've gave a few Romanian girls a lesson or two, if that counts 

[sumofallparts]

Looks to me like voluptuous = fat.

Why do they use these adjectives to describe girls, albeit with big tits, but also huge hanging beer guts and massive arses and thighs....

Shudder.

[smiths]

Looks to me like voluptuous = fat.

Why do they use these adjectives to describe girls, albeit with big tits, but also huge hanging beer guts and massive arses and thighs....

Shudder.

And the classic thing is they charge £200 for 2 hours for the privilege of shagging these WGs, i wouldnt pay 2p to punt with most of them.

[hockogrockle]

I've gave a few Romanian girls a lesson or two, if that counts 

I assume that's sophisticated joke, and you know the past participle of "give" is "given". On that basis, rather funny.

[Mr Farkyhars]

Shudder.

I like 'em. Wouldn't pay that much just before Xmas though

[Closet freak]

I assume that's sophisticated joke, and you know the past participle of "give" is "given". On that basis, rather funny.

I can assure you there's nothing sophisticated about me 

[Closet freak]

And the classic thing is they charge £200 for 2 hours for the privilege of shagging these WGs, i wouldnt pay 2p to punt with most of them.

What about spending a penny on them 

[smiths]

What about spending a penny on them 

If it were free maybe.

[madeinwales56]

I can assure you there's nothing sophisticated about me 

I applaud your self control, Closetfreak. I would have told the grammar cop to fuck off by now.

[385North]

It's a niche market so expect to pay a premium for it, although I think broadly speaking (no pun intended) it's more of an obese party than a voluptuous one. However I've always had a thing for SJ who is a regularly party girl at these events. She sounds like Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory, which really does it for me 

[Mike Oxhard]

That price is complete and udder madness!!

[Mr Farkyhars]

I've always had a thing for SJ who is a regularly party girl at these events. She sounds like Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory, which really does it for me 

I don't see her mentioned in the line-ups on the VP site.. do you by any chance have a link?

[davidgood]

I don't see her mentioned in the line-ups on the VP site.. do you by any chance have a link?

If it is SarahJane, who I had the pleasure of partying with on Wednesday evening, you will find her on AW as BustySarahJane.

She is not doing this round of VPs as booked for some corporate bash I think.

Regards,

davidgood