External Link/Members OnlyThree months after my terrific threesome with Camila and Naomi I made the mistake of meeting Amanda and Teela in the hope of similar chemistry. I did this stupidly without the reassurance of a positive review or reference anywhere on this site, and I now aim to keep others from making my mistake.
I allowed myself to be seduced by Amanda and Tesla’s profiles - young, muscular, very well endowed (at least in the case of Amanda), and the extremely well written advert of the two together (see link above). I also found comfort in the Birchplace comments in their respective profiles, which were uniformly positive. Looking at these comments once again I realize they are practically identical in terms of structure and content to each other. I think it is almost certain many of these are fake comments, and shall not be relying on Birchplace “customer comments” as a source of information going forward.
So ahead I charged, thinking with my smaller head and disregarding many years of instinct and experience.
Comms were initially poor, with my entreaties to Amanda met with short answers like “Hi Baby”, “Okay” and “Sounds Good” delivered sporadically over several hours. It was only when I had practically given up that Amanda became more verbose, finally quoting me 200 pounds for each of them and promising me an incredibly intense sensual domination, which was my objective. I asked her how much time this would get me, and she said they don’t like to set a limit because they want to continue until they are fully satisfied. This seemed like a fabulous answer at first, but probably should’ve been another red flag.
I arrived to a small spotlessly clean apartment on Bishop’s Bridge Road behind Paddington Station. First impressions were positive. These were indeed the girls on the photos, and their physique was as impressive as advertised. I proceeded to hand them the money, which they counted carefully. Three times. Seriously.
I was still optimistic I would get the two-on-one railing I was hoping for. However, from the start their indifference was evident. No kissing, very little touching, absolute fuck-all for enthusiasm. They were both well endowed, but I was unable to get either of them to rise to the occasion. And I normally do not have this issue with other providers. Eventually, Teela was able to get hard enough through massive self stimulation to penetrate me from behind while Amanda allowed me to go down on her but there was no enthusiasm of any kind. I felt like I was trying to get a rise out of a wet noodle - albeit a fat one.
Within ten minutes they put me on my back, with Teela straddling me and Amanda doing some pumping while furiously jerking me off. I tried to reach down to have her stop because I did not want to cum so soon, but Teela held my hand back. Clearly it was their intention to have me out of there in 15 minutes. Mission accomplished. They immediately stood up, threw me a couple of wet wipes, and started texting on their phones.
All in all a £400 lesson in trusting your gut, which seems particularly painful since London offers a near infinite roster of well reviewed and highly regarded providers I could have gone with
I really do feel stupid and I hope others take heed. I am writing this review literally minutes after the experience. Caveat emptor.
Onwards.
