Author Topic: JadeR - Birmingham city centre  (Read 1192 times)


2 review(s) for JadeR (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline MichealP783

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Second review of the day and thought it might be good for the mental health after the last one.

When: Happened in early September at 2pm in a popular Florence street apartment which has new SPs pretty much every week.

Comms: I'd sent off an early text and she got back to me stating she starts at 2pm. No problem for me and I booked an hour with DFK for £20 extra (£130 + £20). Arrived at the address, no problems and she gave me the flat number within a couple of minutes.

Girl: She is the girl in the pictures (kommons picture attached being the most accurate but she is less tanned in real life) and is very beautiful 10/10. Age correct at 23. If tanned slim girls with dark eyes and long black hair are your type, she might be the best looking you will ever see. I certainly thought so and wondered why she is not a model. The previous review on her stated hygiene issues but she was spotless down there, fully shaven and waxed and smelled fine, it was honestly glowing when the light hit it.

Meet: Opened the door and was happy with what I saw and she led me into the room. Her English is poor and she does not really understand more than basic phrases so we spoke some Portuguese instead. Confirmed on the menu on her phone the services listed above and she took the cash into another room. She was rubbing my chest over my t-shirt when I was counting the cash which I found quite sexy.

She comes back and asked me if I really spoke Portuguese and I said a little and she gave me a big hug.  :D . She puts on some music and told me to sit on the bed and gave me a lapdance whilst shaking her perky booty and undressing. After this I stood up and and we did a bit of kissing which was light and defo not DFK and mutual groping. She is the smoothest I've ever felt and there was 0 stubble anywhere.

Had a grope and suck of her breasts and didn't find them to be too hard and thought a good job was done on them. Went back in for another kiss and got the "No baby". Great

On with OW and this was poor and somehow it was quite painful so I asked her to stop and we started with cowgirl. This was average in all honestly and she leaned forward after a bit where I did all the thrusting. I didn't mind this but her hair was in my face, mouth etc.

Next was missionary and this was fine, full depth allowed but didn't want any kissing during it. She didn't have the best facial expression either and next up was doggy. This was good, no problems and ended up finishing in the bag a lot earlier than expected.

She gave me a clean up and I told her I normally last 20 mins minimum and she was pretty chuffed she got me over the line in half that amount. Not surprised considering she's the best looking girl I've ever seen.

There was probably 45 mins left so we had a cuddle and spoke a bit. I think she overestimated my Portuguese and so we switched to the translator app after a while for some nice convo. She notably said Brazilian men are more affectionate than us Anglos!

She gets up and goes to the toilet with about 25 mins to go and then asked if I wanted to go now. Lol I told her I booked an hour and there was almost 25 mins to go. She wasn't happy and said what more do you want to do.

I asked her for another finish with hands and she said fine but her technique wasn't the best so I took over and finished myself off whilst she was feeling me up and gave me a few lip kisses.

There was still around 10 mins to go but I didn't want to piss her off anymore and got changed and left. I actually had a packet of jelly babies in my coat pocket which I planned to eat after the meet but gave it to her to show us Anglos can be romantic too! Got another big hug (Yes!)

This meet did have some positive elements to it and the girl is very beautiful but I have to knock it down to a high neutral for 2 reasons. First was the lack of kissing which was disappointing (also the previous review stated this). Seeing as this is a paid extra, I really expected more and in other punts have got much better without even paying the extra price.
Secondly was the vaping, she had a fruity flavoured vape which she was hitting before the punt, during positions and after the punt. I don't mind after the action but this is something which was annoying and I've never experienced before.

So I will be giving it a neutral. Its a shame she got her implants as she fits the European beauty standard perfectly and imo could have made a lot of money from modelling.

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« Last Edit: November 04, 2025, 07:53:44 pm by MichealP783 »


Offline Illuminated4000

Thank you. I’m confused why she refused kissing after letting you kiss at the beginning!

Offline zid

She really does look fit.
If she carries with the crap services, she will have a dusty phone soon.

Offline MaxVerstappen

This is a great review thanks for posting. Will definitely try to book her when she is back in Brum. Who knows, might push my luck and see if she would be up for a threesome with Ayla.

Offline Juankerr

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Thanks for the review MichealP783  :hi:

Offline MichealP783

Thank you. I’m confused why she refused kissing after letting you kiss at the beginning!

No problem matey, either way it’s very light and not worth the extra 20.

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Offline KeefeD40

Appreciated this and previous review of this girl. Like you, I was dazzled by just how beautiful she is, and I'm a lot older than you young man, so a fine specimen like this is a rarity unless paid for....ahhh the beauty of this hobby....
But refusing kissing after you paying extra, then not delivering on service for at least more time that you had paid for is a straight red for me. Service trumps looks and a pretty face alone won't cut the mustard for me. Real pity as she's a grade A stunner. Thanks for the review

Offline MichealP783

Thanks Keefe, no problem at all mate.

And I agree that the service and attitude was below par especially for the price paid. Her emotions were volatile going from happy to moody to happy again very quickly (constantly vaping probably doesn’t help this) and this unpredictability was unsettling and the reason I left with 10 mins to go.

She’s still young and hopefully realises that there is a better career which she is more suited to.

Offline KeefeD40



She’s still young and hopefully realises that there is a better career which she is more suited to.

Let's be mindful not to judge these girls bud. They get into this game for all sorts of reasons. One of my favourite and regular SPs says she loves sex and can earn good money doing something she loves.

Offline MaxVerstappen

Thanks Keefe, no problem at all mate.

And I agree that the service and attitude was below par especially for the price paid. Her emotions were volatile going from happy to moody to happy again very quickly (constantly vaping probably doesn’t help this) and this unpredictability was unsettling and the reason I left with 10 mins to go.

She’s still young and hopefully realises that there is a better career which she is more suited to.

The problem here is that you booked her for an hour. These girls are best at pump and dump or 30 mins maximum. Same goes for Ayla and her previous flatmates. You came looking for GFE, that’s your downfall. These girls operate/run their business on a conveyor belt service. 

When Jade returns to Brum I will try to book her but for no more than a basic pump and dump.