Malvina Malvina Brentwood

[randyandy1174]

Worst Punt so far......

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Coms- Clear coms, with pricing, location etc.

Location- Brentwood studio apartment close to station, small but clean.

Girl- Bigger than expected, no make up, very little effort made.

Visit- Payed £130 for 45 minutes cum twice service. I requested a certain look with classy lingerie and this was not what happened on my arrival. Asked for toys but didn't have any.First disappointment. Was very passive (even spaced out, maybe on something) and wanted to waste time as much as possible. Both stripped off and kissing was not passionate and brief. Tried to give oral but was pushed away as was too sensitive! Went on to sex with her in mish position with her just laying there. Popped in the condom and withdrew. I was laying there with a full condom and wasn't going to get "cleaned up" so went to the bathroom to sort myself out. She then says feel free to take a shower. Was only 20 mins in to the visit and had no sign of anything else going on as she started to dress and became even colder than before. I left my clothes in the main room and went back to get them, as I open the door there she is going through my jeans, extra money I had reserved, my phone and car keys are in her hand! She then starts to make no sense and says she's called someone who's going to sort me out, then she starts shouting and became very erratic. I get dressed as quickly as possible and went to leave, grabed my phone and keys that she put down, let her keep the cash as she hid it somewhere. I went to open the door and tried to stop me, managed to get out and the door was slammed behind me!

Worst experience in many years of punting, advise you aviod at all costs. Overall cost me £200 (the extra money stolen from me) for 20 minutes punt!

[muddy funxter]

Worst Punt so far......

External Link/Members Only

Coms- Clear coms, with pricing, location etc.

Location- Brentwood studio apartment close to station, small but clean.

Girl- Bigger than expected, no make up, very little effort made.

Visit- Payed £130 for 45 minutes cum twice service. I requested a certain look with classy lingerie and this was not what happened on my arrival. Asked for toys but didn't have any.First disappointment. Was very passive (even spaced out, maybe on something) and wanted to waste time as much as possible. Both stripped off and kissing was not passionate and brief. Tried to give oral but was pushed away as was too sensitive! Went on to sex with her in mish position with her just laying there. Popped in the condom and withdrew. I was laying there with a full condom and wasn't going to get "cleaned up" so went to the bathroom to sort myself out. She then says feel free to take a shower. Was only 20 mins in to the visit and had no sign of anything else going on as she started to dress and became even colder than before. I left my clothes in the main room and went back to get them, as I open the door there she is going through my jeans, extra money I had reserved, my phone and car keys are in her hand! She then starts to make no sense and says she's called someone who's going to sort me out, then she starts shouting and became very erratic. I get dressed as quickly as possible and went to leave, grabed my phone and keys that she put down, let her keep the cash as she hid it somewhere. I went to open the door and tried to stop me, managed to get out and the door was slammed behind me!

Worst experience in many years of punting, advise you aviod at all costs. Overall cost me £200 (the extra money stolen from me) for 20 minutes punt!

Glad I cancelled my punt Friday

[Tedbandy]

Fuck sake that is awful

[WAY-WARD]

I felt somewhat ripped off but this is shocking. To actually steal from someone's pocket. I don't know if she's got backup but if she tries that with the wrong guy she could end up being hurt before her cavalry arrives.
She told me she'd be in Brentwood this week but I see she's moved on
....I'm not surprised having read this.
Have you reported her to AW or the police....I would

[PilotMan]

Going through a punters stuff  That's criminal activity.

I was considering punting her last week, but fortunately I went to see Tatii / Megan in Chelmsford instead.

[PilotMan]

Have you reported her to AW or the police....I would

Let's be realistic.

I doubt AW will do anything, unless the OP can offer up proof. As far as AW are concerned he could be a rival or anyone with an axe to grind.

Report it to the Police?

If his personal circumstances allowed, he would have to have proof and suffer the time and indignity of having to explain everything to a copper, make a formal statement, and subsequently be contacted by a victim support officer. 

Would you go through all of that?

[Joelawerence]

Oh Boy! Seems like she is a thief now and needs to be totally avoided!!

[Benny8800]

That’s a bummer Andy. What day did you see her out of interest? I saw her Tuesday and had no concerns at all.

[Punterperson1971]

Good job she’s been reported on here,may make others think twice in seeing her

[WAY-WARD]

Let's be realistic.

I suppose you're right

I doubt AW will do anything, unless the OP can offer up proof. As far as AW are concerned he could be a rival or anyone with an axe to grind.

Report it to the Police?

If his personal circumstances allowed, he would have to have proof and suffer the time and indignity of having to explain everything to a copper, make a formal statement, and subsequently be contacted by a victim support officer. 

Would you go through all of that?

[WAY-WARD]

I suppose you're right....is what I meant to say

[PilotMan]

I think reporting it on UKP will have more effect (to her business) than reporting it to AW or the Police.

[randyandy1174]

Yeah no real point in reporting to anyone, just wanted to make everyone aware that this happened.

Just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.

Either on drugs or has a mental health problem.

Stay safe everyone.

[cubuvina]

oh no sorry for your horrible experience

when I met her, she was amazing. Not great but really good

what has happened to her. I really don’t know

[da26]

Really sorry to hear this OP! Sounds awful. Real shame if she has gone off the rails already.

It might be worth texting or ringing her number to report… in the past these numbers for the group all ended up going through a rather gruff / older female handler who seemed to do their bookings. Maybe you could frame it as concern and see what happens?

[oneeyesnake]

Thanks for the review OP, just a thought.. would it have been right to put the word thief on the subject line of the review just to make it clear to all members why you were giving a negative...obvs including the lack of service.

[PilotMan]

Thanks for the review OP, just a thought.. would it have been right to put the word thief on the subject line of the review just to make it clear to all members why you were giving a negative...obvs including the lack of service.

Read rule 4 about what's allowed to be in a subject line.

The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed),

[WAY-WARD]

Read rule 4 about what's allowed to be in a subject line.

The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed),

Maybe it's time for rule 4 to be reviewed. I for one think the idea of being robbed or threatened with violence is far worse than being scammed out of a deposit and therefore should be allowed in the heading.

[oneeyesnake]

Read rule 4 about what's allowed to be in a subject line.

The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed),

Thanks PM, wasn't quite sure.. would help as at least I don't always read all the negs.. maybe I will going forward. Especially if there's a WG I am interested in visiting.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the warning, OP, because I was tempted by this one.

For that very reason, I only take to a punt what I need ie keys, phone, the cash for the punt plus slightly more (as well as towel, shower gel and condoms), and always take my trousers into the bathroom with me.

Maybe it's time for rule 4 to be reviewed. I for one think the idea of being robbed or threatened with violence is far worse than being scammed out of a deposit and therefore should be allowed in the heading.

+1. I had an incident where an escort took my money without providing a service, threatened me and tried to kidnap me, and it would have been good to have flagged it up clearly in the subject line.

[PilotMan]

+1. I had an incident where an escort took my money without providing a service, threatened me and tried to kidnap me, and it would have been good to have flagged it up clearly in the subject line.

You can request / report your idea on the appropriate thread.

Personally I think it's easier for punters to navigate and browse the site when there's just the name of the SP and the location, and without all the guff that everyone want's to put in the subject.

If it's a RED then I will open the thread to find out. The writer can put a clear warning at the top of the review.

If there isn't an additional statement in the subject line, does that mean that you won't open the review?                 I think that's unlikely 

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for the review OP. Awful thing to happen to any punter. What is she about 

[Marvelous]

Thanks for the review OP. Awful thing to happen to any punter. What is she about 

I cheekily got her talking about this, she been informed about this review by quite a few punters her version not surprisingly is completely different to matey boys.

[PilotMan]

I cheekily got her talking about this, she been informed about this review by quite a few punters her version not surprisingly is completely different to matey boys.

That's no surprise.

What did you expect her to say? "yes, I was rifling through his pockets and he caught me"

[Marvelous]

That's no surprise.

What did you expect her to say? "yes, I was rifling through his pockets and he caught me"

Nah but there's always 2 sides to every story and hearing her version did make me raise a few eye brows.

[PilotMan]

Nah but there's always 2 sides to every story and hearing her version did make me raise a few eye brows.

Why don't you share what she said.

[Marvelous]

Why don't you share what she said.

So i went back as she gave me a fantastic punt I was mindful of the 2 negatives and kept an eye on my jeans 

She gave me a fantastic punt again  She's very submissive so it was odd reading OP review, anyway on the way out i thanked her for the punt told her i had a great time and laiughlingly joked you can't always please everyone all the time... she clocked on what i meant, she told me she had been shown the review by a few off her customers then got rather upset and angry.. Her version.
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Alluding to drug use, theft and violence if its true is one way off doing it.

Me personally there is no way i would have considered it a Loss i would have considered myself lucky when she offered the money back and got out off there as quick as possible to look for another girl to kiss and lick my chest

Either way his word against hers. So don't shoot the messenger 

[Iloveoral]

So i went back as she gave me a fantastic punt I was mindful of the 2 negatives and kept an eye on my jeans 

She gave me a fantastic punt again  She's very submissive so it was odd reading OP review, anyway on the way out i thanked her for the punt told her i had a great time and laiughlingly joked you can't always please everyone all the time... she clocked on what i meant, she told me she had been shown the review by a few off her customers then got rather upset and angry.. Her version.
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Alluding to drug use, theft and violence if its true is one way off doing it.

Me personally there is no way i would have considered it a Loss i would have considered myself lucky when she offered the money back and got out off there as quick as possible to look for another girl to kiss and lick my chest

Either way his word against hers. So don't shoot the messenger 

So the golden rule, never talk about this place broken.
Secondly white knighting a SP? No need to fight her battles.
And if that’s not bad enough you choose to share personal details about another member?

That’s really not what this site is about
I’m surprised, you’ve been here that long, wouldn’t have expected that from you.

[Marvelous]

So the golden rule, never talk about this place broken.
Secondly white knighting a SP? No need to fight her battles.
And if that’s not bad enough you choose to share personal details about another member?

That’s really not what this site is about
I’m surprised, you’ve been here that long, wouldn’t have expected that from you.

I do apologise Boss man.

Ok so whats the procedure for reporting a potentially malicious review that could be stopping some off my fellow punters missing out on a good shag?

As there were quite a few on here that were interested and were put off by this review

I

[WAY-WARD]

So the golden rule, never talk about this place broken.
Secondly white knighting a SP? No need to fight her battles.
And if that’s not bad enough you choose to share personal details about another member?

That’s really not what this site is about
I’m surprised, you’ve been here that long, wouldn’t have expected that from you.

I wonder who showed her the negative reviews  🤔

[Mr Garmin]

I wonder who showed her the negative reviews  🤔

I've often observed that there can't be an active punter in the country that doesn't know about this site.

At the time of writing there are ~1K members and ~4.5K visitors on here at this moment.

There are way more leeches than is often acknowledged.

[MaxVerstappen]

That's no surprise.

What did you expect her to say? "yes, I was rifling through his pockets and he caught me"

This. She was never going to admit to it 

I would stay well clear from this girl.

@OP - Thanks for the review and warning.

[MaxVerstappen]

I wonder who showed her the negative reviews  🤔

Probably some white knighting little rat hoping to get a freebie out of it.

[Iloveoral]

I do apologise Boss man.

Ok so whats the procedure for reporting a potentially malicious review that could be stopping some off my fellow punters missing out on a good shag?

As there were quite a few on here that were interested and were put off by this review

I

Hit the report button, let the team question other members, me and Davie must post this a dozen times a month.
It saves the toxic atmosphere we had before when everyone was just attacking comments without reason.

You’ve posted a WG’s version, you don’t know if that’s true or just what she told you, unless you were in the room at the times.

Defending her comes across as white knighting, as you are acting as her mouth piece. All you know is what she’s programmed you with, so disrespectful comments about other members reviews could get you banned.

First and foremost it’s a punters forum for punters.

Rule 1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent—no favouritism, special treatment, vested interests, or pandering to service providers. We encourage all members to share their reviews to help others and keep the community thriving. General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate board.


Out of interest, this is her 2nd negative on the bounce, so it’s not just the OP that had a bad experience.

Your comment about this review putting members off, personally I read all the reviews on a SP available I’m about to see and make a judgement based on the average service it sounds received,  not all punts click, not all days are good days, different punters rate services and expectations differently, you have to draw your own conclusions.

[Iloveoral]

I wonder who showed her the negative reviews  🤔

Based on the responses here I’d cast a bet