Author Topic: Glamorous 1 - Newark  (Read 1942 times)


24 review(s) for Glamorous 1 (16 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline Madman74

First punt in a while as I tried to get out of it due to the constant disappointment , was travelling down from up north and got to Newark and needed a piss break so stooped at the McDonald’s.  As I do I always have a search see who’s local and this one popped up as available


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Profile doesn’t give you much in the way of pictures but seemed ok.  After a quick message I found she was only a 10 minute drive away and available in 15 minutes time. 
Headed over and she directed me to her house in a village north of Newark. Headed inside quite a nice house with indoor swimming pool

She came out to greet me and to be honest I was a little disappointed. She’s way older than 50 I’d say mid 60’s , very small and skinny but too skinny, a pair of bolt ons that are a bit to big for her frame.

Anyway on to a treatment bed she starts some quite nice kissing while I feel up her body.  So far so good , then some owo which was quite good. She the does reverse cowgirl where unfortunately I get a good look at her down below.  Her arse cheekss are literally hanging off her. I mean really really saggy.  Like I say she got no fat on her but I think because of her age and how skinny she is her skin is really just quite saggy. 
Anyway she quite tight so it’s not too bad in the end.  I ask to cum in her mouth which she does straight away. So all in the service is quite good and I quite enjoyed it.  She was probably stunning 30 years ago but now not so great. 
Anyway I’m ready to go but she asks if I want a leg rub which I accept, this is where it goes downhill. 
She doesn’t stop fucking talking. And at points she’s ranting at me like it’s my fault or something. A little bit aggressive and really killed the mood.  Normally a naked woman rubbing the inside of my thighs would gave me at full mast but no chance with this batshit crazy fucker, non stop talking about random boring shit. I could barely get a word in and  was desperate to escape. 

That’s why I gave her an neutral. Paid 80 for half an hour with owo cim and kissing do good value but fuck me she is bat shit crazy so I don’t think I’ll be going back


Offline 5qwerty80b

I saw her over 20 years ago in South Normanton and she was claiming to be early 40’s back then, though at the time I’d have put her at 50ish. But I agree (and sympathise) with you about her rattling on about abso-bloody-lute bollocks. I seem to recall she asked some quite intrusive questions as well.

She’s well past her retirement date and I’m surprised she even warrants a neutral these days.

Offline Madman74

Neutral for the services received and how she seemed to enjoy doing the.  The rest is a massive negative.  She should really change her age on the ad.  If my balls weren’t so full I’d have walked

Offline Mansfieldman

The talking bit it what annoyed me

Offline Madman74

If she’s got a partner he’d have to be deaf as a post