External Link/Members Only£65 for 30 minutes November 2025
I wanted a booking at 1pm and looked a some Sheffield parlours. I rang Diplomat first (at 11.09am) because it has some girls I like the look of. I was told Kiki, Luna, and a girl whose name I can't remember were working. Luna was described as Brazilian and I thought that she is probably the same Luna who has recently appeared on City Sauna's website. I like those pictures so decided to ask for a booking but then I was told she hadn't arrived yet and to ring back in half an hour. I thought sod that! In the past when I've been asked to ring parlours back in half an hour because the girl hadn't arrived yet she never showed up. I therefore booked Kiki whose description I also liked.
I arrived 15 minutes early and the receptionist offered a drink. I had a cup of tea but declined the biscuit that was offered. Kiki wasn't available yet but made an appearance about 10 minutes before the booking. She has a Liverpool accent and was not bad looking but chunkier than the website description. More like size 14 not the 10-12 in the description.
Next Luna appeared, so she did turn up after all and was very cute. She was also available a minute or so before Kiki. Why didn't I just ring back in 30 minutes when I booked Kiki? Well doing that has fucked things up for me several times in the past but not doing so on this occasion backfired. Bloody typical. I wanted to change the booking but with Kiki already expecting me to be her next customer it didn't seem fair. In the meantime I asked Luna "do you work at City Sauna?" She said "no". Whether that's true or not I don't know and I couldn't decide whether she is the girl in those pictures. I think she is but she looked even better actually. The website descriptions are almost identical.
Kiki was ready for me a couple of minutes early. We went to a room that wasn't as dark as usual at Diplomat. People have mentioned on here that the rooms are very dark at Diplomat but this one wasn't too bad as there was a bright lamp on a table. A very large mirror was on the wall too so I was pleased about that.
While paying I was asked what service I wanted. I said GFE with kissing, OWO, reverse oral and protected sex. She agreed to all of it. She left the room to get a fresh towel to put on the bed but was soon back.
She started sucking my cock without making eye contact. It was an unusual order to do things. I'd expect to start with kissing so I asked if we could kiss. Kissing was okay but very brief. Decent amount of tongue and she had fresh breath. I gave her tits a good feel. They felt natural and quite big. Kissing only lasted a few seconds though and she went back to the blow job. This time she did it with her back turned and her bum to the side of my face. At least that gave me a chance to finger her pussy and she got nice and wet. The blow job felt quite deep and I heard her gargling.
I asked to go down on her. She got on her back, spread her legs and I gave her clean shaven pussy a good licking. She gave the usual kind of responses that they all give, the "ooh you're good at that" talk. I then asked for more OWO and then the condom for sex.
We did doggy and I held her tits while fucking her. Immediately she said "are you gonna cum for me?" we'd only just started shagging. To be fair she didn't say it again. I got close to orgasm and asked for a position change. We did missionary. The sloppy wet slap noises as I banged her were very satisfying and I didn't last long before firing my load into the condom.
She removed the condom and provided plenty of baby wipes. She then thanked me and said goodbye, leaving me in the room to get dressed. I'd only been in there 15 minutes so was surprised she didn't stick around until I'd at least got my clothes back on.
You pass the bar area on the way out and Kiki offered a drink (which I declined) before we said another goodbye. A bit of redemption after leaving the room so early. Luna was sat eating pasta. I smiled at her and she smiled back and said goodbye. I'm hoping I can get a booking with her at some point. I've no idea if her service is good or not but I thought she was pretty and she seemed friendly. Kiki was friendly too to be fair.
I'm scoring Kiki as neutral which may seem inconsistent. I scored Seryan at KMR Suite as positive and she didn't do as much as Kiki but I really fancied Seryan and I only found Kiki moderately attractive. The booking with Kiki also felt a bit rushed.
I could have made better choices on the day. Looking at the rotas of other parlours I saw that Chloe was at GFE who I always enjoy and Sophie at Classic Touch who I've never booked but she has several positive reviews. Tia was on Honeypot's rota and she has mostly positive reviews. I also fancied Luna more than Kiki but I messed up my chance of booking her as described earlier.
