External Link/Members OnlyPreliminariesThis is a TS review, like it or lump it. Her prices £150 for 30 mins (which I took) or £200 for an hour. She has mixed reviews so I will allude to other reviews, not to criticise or to deny their experiences, they definitely saw the same person, but just to make clear when my experiences align or depart from theirs.
BackgroundI had planned to see TS Megan before I reviewed TS Ana Clara. I don't think Megan needs much justification: Glamorous pics, a reassuring X account to boot. British. Bottoms. Relatively recent glowing review. No brainer, right? But then I started reading an older, neutral review of hers which reminded me of those glamorous, stuck-up Brazilians whose service is basically dogshit and think they're mere presence is worth the money.
And then I re-read her positive review and it started to sound a little airy-fairy, sycophantic to me. Add some alcohol to the mix, and that doubt is all I needed, off I went to TOFFT the cheaper option in TS Ana Clara instead. Well, today was the day I took my first plunge into homegrown soil....
CommunicationHer communication is what pushed me to see her, actually. She assured everything I wanted (including FK which a previous review suggested she may not be up for, which has put me off). Her messages seemed personable, and she was open and honest about the best times to try her. I didn't need to ask her too much, her profile is pretty straightforward. No long silences. Spoke on the phone. The only time there was a bit of silence was when I was outside, I presume she was doing last minute touch-ups, wasn't long enough to piss me off.
8/10LocationBottom floor of apartment building in town centre. Place was clean, smelt right. No drawbacks really.
10/10Appearance and externalsEASILY the most womanly TS woman I've ever seen. Passable to a tea: there is just no way you would be able to tell she was TS. There were no dimmed lights, no behind the door tricks, make no mistake, she wants you to see her.
A previous review commented on her weight. She isn't super skinny, but she isn't fat, her pictures are pretty much an accurate reflection. She has a very natural and shapely figure for a woman, and it adds to the look of her tits, which are the joint best pair of racks I've ever seen and felt. And on her full figure, they just look like god himself gave them to her.
This is where my experience departs from a previous neutral review that labelled her voice as a bit gay/campy. She is happy to voice call, so if you are interested, you can call her and see what you think. But she has one of the most feminine voices I've heard from a TS. I can hear that she puts effort into her tone to be cheery and not a moody cow, but her voice was the second thing I noticed about her and it was very reassuring. Usually Brazilian or Thai thick accents kind of disguise how feminine they are/aren't. But with Megan's southern British accent, you hear her intonation clear and it's middle class, feminine for me.
She smelt divine, expensive perfume, her breath perfectly fresh, she wore make-up but not too much, skin perfectly smooth. I've only ever thought two girls looked better than their photos, and she is one. Now I'm sounding sycophantic, I know, but gods honest truth y'all.
10/10AttitudeI expected good looks, I did my research. This was the make or break for me, attitude. Without this, even with everything else, I might just not have bothered to write a review or make it a neutral. Her attitude was brilliant. She did ask me quite directly what I wanted, which was different and I do like it when a TS takes the lead to feel like more of a natural GFE experience. But in an industry where TS girls charge loads and scam you, I couldn't knock it. She was warm, conversation felt entirely natural, she was attentive, she put effort into everything we did. She made sure I was happy. Very pretty smile throughout. Wasn't a clock watcher at all.
9/10ActionDidn't want anything too kinky. She started by sitting on the bed in sexy lingerie. We snogged, DFK as I felt her all over. She just feels soft, womanly, not hard or muscular. She went down on me OWO, she goes deep and sloppy too, DFK intermingled in between. She was communicative throughout, nothing sounded forced. She lied down, as I explored her body with my hands and tongue. She doesn't top but her hormone clitty gets hard. Probably about 3-4 inches hard. She tasted good. She likes a rimming too. On with the condom and she lets me choose position, I take her doggy and she feels just delicious. I don't last long whatsoever and fill the bag. She doesn't really like her tiny balls seen to, it's worth noting btw. We spoke for quite a bit afterwards. She is in Birmingham until Monday.
9/10ConclusionIt all felt a bit surreal, really. My five senses just couldn't compute how gorgeous and feminine this woman was. Would I see her again? Absolutely. She gives me vibes like it may not be long until she gets the bottom surgery because it's the only thing out of place. So see her in this current form while you can if it's your thing.
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