Incall 1Hr @£150
External Link/Members OnlyI've been intrigued by this one for a long time, but I just couldn't convince myself to part with £150 for a massage punt.
I finally succumbed through a combination of the consistent stream of positive reviews over the last couple of years and my own genuine inquisitiveness to see what all the fuss was about.
CommsThe process itself was very straightforward, via her website.
However, as I generally book appointments either on the day, or at the earliest, the day before, that wasn't really an option. Therefore you have to plan well ahead.
LocationThe address is on her website, it's probably still just in Cathcart, but close to the border with Muirend, just off the Clarkston road. Free parking on her street.
The venue itself is Wow!
The highlight of the booking for sure - aye really! A bona fide, bespoke, perfectly fitted out little pleasuredome!
From the outside it looks like fuck all. Totally inconspicuous, as others have stated, you might think it's a storage space, workshop or even an empty building.
Step inside and it's an open plan erotic nirvana. First thing that strikes you is the luxurious, wide massage table in the middle of the floor, surrounded by mirrored walls both sides and ceiling.
Then you look ahead and clock the massive wet floor walk in shower area. Really impressive!
SP & Service
Previous reviews have all praised her looks, a couple even saying she's gorgeous. Now we all know looks are subjective, but seriously if I passed her on the street or saw her in a bar, I wouldn't give her a second glance.
Polish woman, probably early 40's , average height. She's got a decent(though not outstanding), slim body with small perky enough diddies and a soft smooth tanned skin, that I'd associate with regular visits to the tanning salon. However, facially she is very much a plain Jane, which I wasn't expecting and quite frankly was a major letdown.
Her service is very much, a well rehearsed routine, punctuated with a barrage of probing personal questions throughout. I found it quite irritating and draining, batting away the absurd questions with my own white lies. e.g. Are you married? How many erotic massages have you had? When did you last have sex? What do you do for a living? Where do you live etc.
This, coupled with ridiculously repetitive crap piece of unsuitable music, that constantly plays were a real turn off for me, and ruined any chance of properly relaxing and fully enjoying the massage.
Don't get me wrong, she does use all of her body to good effect, as has been well documented. However, and I know it sounds almost contradictory, but I feel she does so in quite a detached manner. It still worked for me, in as much as I got turned on enough to shoot my load. Having said that, the whole experience just didn't live up to my expectations or the over the top fee that she charges.
Summary Great venue, can't say the same about the service.
Seriously overpriced! We're not talking a tenner or even twenty quid either. She'd need to knock fifty off, to make it realistic.
Throw in the probing personal questions and the well rehearsed and detached delivery and it can only be a negative from me.
