PROSTATE Massager

[Frenchie]

See ! ..spelt it right this time ! Just received my new toy from 'Sexshop'

Looks like an excellent bit of kit (should be for £36 ) . Haven't tried it yet ,- but wondering if it's a success to take it along to my next punt with my regular WG . Reviews of the product are excellent .
The thought of being able to achieve an orgasm without any touching appeals to me (something different ?? )

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[madeinwales56]

See ! ..spelt it right this time ! Just received my new toy from 'Sexshop'

Looks like an excellent bit of kit (should be for £36 ) . Haven't tried it yet ,- but wondering if it's a success to take it along to my next punt with my regular WG . Reviews of the product are excellent .
The thought of being able to achieve an orgasm without any touching appeals to me (something different ?? )

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Each to their own, Frenchie, and good luck but it ain't my cup of tea and don't really want to hear any more about it thank you.

[house music dave]

Frenchie,

I wish to hear more about it as one of my regulars can't do a prostate massage, although I have explained how she just can't find where to prostate is located. So maybe this is another way of doing it.

madeinwales I take it we won't hear from you on this thread again?

 

[Quesadilla]

Frenchie,

I wish to hear more about it as one of my regulars can't do a prostate massage, although I have explained how she just can't find where to prostate is located. So maybe this is another way of doing it.

madeinwales I take it we won't hear from you on this thread again?

+1 yes please give us the lowdown once you've had time to test it!

[willbred]

If you're into PM, this could put some WGs out of business....if it's as good as it's cracked up to be (lol)

[Stapler]

See ! ..spelt it right this time ! Just received my new toy from 'Sexshop'

Looks like an excellent bit of kit (should be for £36 ) . Haven't tried it yet ,- but wondering if it's a success to take it along to my next punt with my regular WG . Reviews of the product are excellent .
The thought of being able to achieve an orgasm without any touching appeals to me (something different ?? )

External Link/Members Only

A massager now - a dick in the  future!?


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[Pompoy123]

A massager now - a dick in the  future!?


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I agree. I'm up for most things apart from getting anything larger than a finger in my poo shoot :\

[Frenchie]

 'A massager now - a dick in the  future!? '

I really can't see how a couple of you equate any stimulation of your bum with homosexual practices ???

If you read the reviews of this type of product a lot of them are from couples (M/F) .

It obviously interests some people on here ........I can't understand watersports , pain , bondage etc etc  but  as people often say on the forum ... each to their own !!

[Quesadilla]

'A massager now - a dick in the  future!? '

I really can't see how a couple of you equate any stimulation of your bum with homosexual practices ???

If you read the reviews of this type of product a lot of them are from couples (M/F) .

It obviously interests some people on here ........I can't understand watersports , pain , bondage etc etc  but  as people often say on the forum ... each to their own !!

+1 exactly, really people must be a bit bored to come in and comment on a practice that genuinely they have no interest in at all.
Plenty of more vanilla threads out there if that's what takes your fancy.
The bum and prostate have more nerve endings combined than a bloke's cock making it a major erogenous zone, regardless of whether you're straight or gay.

[dezzatheblue2]

Let us know how it is, ignore miw, he's in a grump...

[Frenchie]

Thanks Q.. wise words as always 

Still waiting to test it ..I think half an hour when Mrs Frenchie goes out will suffice - but don't want to rush things - especially the first time !

[385North]

Eagerly awaiting full report.

[Frenchie]

Well- first time out !!...pleasant enough sensation...but not the mind blowing experience that I hoped for !!

Watch this space ...further reports (for those who are interested !!!!! ) to COME 

[Stapler]

Be careful! Look what happened to this other gay.

A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

"The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states the driver "soiled himself" en route to the station"


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[house music dave]

Stapler... Stapler.... Stapler

No link to the article, no source, and no real clue what you are talking about.     

[Stapler]

This is the source

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But it is slow to load


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[Clooney]

Nothing wrong with some anal play.

If you and the girl have a good rapport, then that is all the excuse needed to push the boundaries a bit and have a better sex life.

I have given the girl I'm seeing with reasonable regularity a green light to suggest absolutely anything she wants to do with me. I'm extremely broad minded, as is she, so even if I say no (which would be highly unlikely) I'm certainly not going to take offence or think she's weird.

It has been really liberating for me in the past to be with a girl that you can suggest anything with, so hopefully she'll enjoy being able to push my boundaries.

A bit of anal play is no big deal. Certainly doesn't make you gay or anything like it.

[Stapler]

Nothing wrong with some anal play.

A bit of anal play is no big deal. Certainly doesn't make you gay or anything like it.

You doth protest too much!


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[Tjkooker]

Be careful! Look what happened to this other gay.

A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

"The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states the driver "soiled himself" en route to the station"


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I think the relevant point here is the guy was pissed. Question is... You must have looked really hard for that story or is it something you take great interest in? Doth protest too much methinks

[Stapler]

You never heard of Poe's Law? #plank

Here's an example ;

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[Tjkooker]

You never heard of Poe's Law? #plank

Here's an example ;

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No. I'm not exactly intellectual or highly educated but I get by.  Good to see that you spend a great deal of time studying the subject. You must really love it hard up the ass.

[Clooney]

You doth protest too much!


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Oh yes duckie, I'm as gay as a bicycle!...

...And all these (Exclusively female!) prossies I go about shagging would doubtless agree!

[Frenchie]

 'Look what happened to this other gay.'

Nice try at a bit of 'trolling'...keep it up ..I'm not going to bite . I think the fact that others have commented on your posting is enough for me 

[Stapler]

'Look what happened to this other gay.'

Nice try at a bit of 'trolling'...keep it up ..I'm not going to bite . I think the fact that others have commented on your posting is enough for me 

Most sensible answer!

 #planks bit!

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[Quesadilla]

You doth protest too much!


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How ignorant some people are.  So here's your logic - gay guys enjoy playing with each others arses -  therefore anal play with women or yourself is a step away from being gay.

Hmm...but gay guys also like playing with dicks - you like to play with your dick yourself or have women play with it - so you are a step away from being gay too!  Queer!!! 

[Stapler]

Poe's Law 


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