Anna - La Maison, Bury

[Kool Keef]

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 I'll try to keep this one short because it was pretty grim.
Not been to LM for yonks but liked the look of Anna's pics so decided to book her.

Started off well, bubbly & smiley as she came to collect me from reception, she looked good as well, cracking body, maybe more a 10 than a 8 size wise but no problem for me.

It started to go wrong in the room not long after she bluntly asked for payment upfront.
Onto the action (lol) kissing was decent at first but she soon lost interest, OWO was too fast and frantic so asked her to slow down which she did for 5 seconds before going back to fast & frantic which did nothing for me.
I was struggling so asked for 69 hoping it would improve things & help get me going, she bluntly informed me she doesn't do it.
RO was allowed but no fingers, I moved down but could quickly tell by her body language she wasn't into it so gave up.
Moved onto sex, a couple of postions but I just couldn't get into it at all due to the atmosphere and my dick wasn't interested at all.
Thought 'fuck this' and started getting dressed, just wanted to get out of there.
Bit of back & forth as I dressed, she seemed happy & was smirking at me most of the time, I just wanted it over with.

Was in a total of 15 minutes, probably 10, including shower, had booked 30 minutes.
£70 down the drain.

First time i've walked in about 10 years.

Next time i'm in Bury & i've got the horn i'll be heading to GFE.

[Bustydusty]

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 I'll try to keep this one short because it was pretty grim.
Not been to LM for yonks but liked the look of Anna's pics so decided to book her.

Started off well, bubbly & smiley as she came to collect me from reception, she looked good as well, cracking body, maybe more a 10 than a 8 size wise but no problem for me.

It started to go wrong in the room not long after she bluntly asked for payment upfront.
Onto the action (lol) kissing was decent at first but she soon lost interest, OWO was too fast and frantic so asked her to slow down which she did for 5 seconds before going back to fast & frantic which did nothing for me.
I was struggling so asked for 69 hoping it would improve things & help get me going, she bluntly informed me she doesn't do it.
RO was allowed but no fingers, I moved down but could quickly tell by her body language she wasn't into it so gave up.
Moved onto sex, a couple of postions but I just couldn't get into it at all due to the atmosphere and my dick wasn't interested at all.
Thought 'fuck this' and started getting dressed, just wanted to get out of there.
Bit of back & forth as I dressed, she seemed happy & was smirking at me most of the time, I just wanted it over with.

Was in a total of 15 minutes, probably 10, including shower, had booked 30 minutes.
£70 down the drain.

First time i've walked in about 10 years.

Next time i'm in Bury & i've got the horn i'll be heading to GFE.

Sounds shit that I won’t be seeing her so appreciate the info
I’ve only been there a few times but all been good tbh although I’d read good reviews of all of them on here so was less risky
Just realised she does have reviews

[Blackpool Rock]

Thanks for the review and warning, sounds similar to her other Negative where she's not really into it and just going through the motions 

[Kool Keef]

Having read the other neg it does sound similar, wish i'd read it beforehand, schoolboy error.

[Travis1234]

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 I'll try to keep this one short because it was pretty grim.
Not been to LM for yonks but liked the look of Anna's pics so decided to book her.

Started off well, bubbly & smiley as she came to collect me from reception, she looked good as well, cracking body, maybe more a 10 than a 8 size wise but no problem for me.

It started to go wrong in the room not long after she bluntly asked for payment upfront.
Onto the action (lol) kissing was decent at first but she soon lost interest, OWO was too fast and frantic so asked her to slow down which she did for 5 seconds before going back to fast & frantic which did nothing for me.
I was struggling so asked for 69 hoping it would improve things & help get me going, she bluntly informed me she doesn't do it.
RO was allowed but no fingers, I moved down but could quickly tell by her body language she wasn't into it so gave up.
Moved onto sex, a couple of postions but I just couldn't get into it at all due to the atmosphere and my dick wasn't interested at all.
Thought 'fuck this' and started getting dressed, just wanted to get out of there.
Bit of back & forth as I dressed, she seemed happy & was smirking at me most of the time, I just wanted it over with.

Was in a total of 15 minutes, probably 10, including shower, had booked 30 minutes.
£70 down the drain.

First time i've walked in about 10 years.

Next time i'm in Bury & i've got the horn i'll be heading to GFE.

Yeah saw her few weeks ago. She was a right fidget. With fussy requirements and not liking stuff.
It was an ok punt but I thought she was high on coke or something to be so manic and when I
Suggested this she said oh no it’s cuz I got ADHD. So there you are.

[Kool Keef]

She accused me of being on coke when I couldn't stay hard for her, I told her it was because the service was crap & the atmosphere was tense. 

[Blackpool Rock]

She accused me of being on coke when I couldn't stay hard for her, I told her it was because the service was crap & the atmosphere was tense. 

Good for you telling her as it was 
Most punters myself included tend to walk on eggshells with these girls so as to not fuck the punt up even more when it's clearly going wrong but I guess if you're at the point of walking then there's nothing to lose

[Kool Keef]

Good for you telling her as it was 
Most punters myself included tend to walk on eggshells with these girls so as to not fuck the punt up even more when it's clearly going wrong but I guess if you're at the point of walking then there's nothing to lose

Over the years i've been doing this i've learned to be diplomatic in these situations if the punt starts heading in a bad direction, just so I can at least pop and not leave with blue balls if nothing else, then the punt hasn't been a complete waste of time and money but with her I just couldn't be bothered, she was so unlikeable & a nause I just wanted out of there asap.

[Pat Phelan]

I wouldn’t say it’s an issue with LM. I’ve had incredible punts at this parlour, and also terrible ones over the years. Every parlour in my experience is a mixed bag. This wg is not well reviewed but thanks to you she will be avoided by anyone who visits this forum. You’ve saved me a few quid.

[Bustydusty]

I wouldn’t say it’s an issue with LM. I’ve had incredible punts at this parlour, and also terrible ones over the years. Every parlour in my experience is a mixed bag. This wg is not well reviewed but thanks to you she will be avoided by anyone who visits this forum. You’ve saved me a few quid.

I agree everything depends who you see
Stephanie Candy and Paisley all very good there imo

[MerlinGray]

Thus defo sounds crap but if you see Candy you'll know it's not the parlour thats the issue, cos you'll definitely leave with a smile.

[Kool Keef]

I've seen Candy before at The Georgian, I agree she gives a great service.
LM was my favourite parlour a few years ago & i've had many good punts there, Saskia being in my all time top 3 but in the last few years they've just not had the quality of girls they once did imo.
It's also the most expensive parlour in Greater Manchester now, i'd rather go to Temptations or GFE for a better looking girl and a cheaper rate.