This is my first review on here.
I met LaaLaa a few months back now, in Neston. As previous reviewers have stated, communication was easy and I booked a 30 minute slot for £100. Communication started with a text, then a phone call. She actually called me back about 15 minutes after initial contact - my car automatically picked it up, which was a shock, and I almost had to change my underwear from a code brown. I parked up and found the property as instructed. I was quite looking forward to the meet, given the description of her on AW.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only First the location: a quiet street, and you enter round the back. The backgarden of the house was a real mess. Filled with rubbish, big and small - really unpleasant. As I entered the house, it was similar - a mess, a stained and dirty matress, food on the floor. The ambience was truly terrible. This maybe a temporary problem, but who knows. This was a massive put off if I am honest, and I almost left.
What was clear is that there are children in the house (somewhere, or perhaps sometimes), with toys everywhere, high chairs, food mess, and so on. This isn't a deal breaker per se and I'm sympathetic to the fact that people have lives, but it did not exactly create the desirable atmosphere from my perspective. Some of this stuff was in the room where the punt took place. I am not sure what everyone else might think, but my own personal preference is not to have large colourful children's toys around whilst I am getting serviced, but others might have different opinions on this. It definitely had a negative impact on the old-chap, as all I kept thinking was "am I going to put my sleeve in some other lad's kid's snot/crap/tears?" In the room, the TV was on, very loud, presumably so the neighbours don't hear - or perhaps to drown out the kids somewhere else in the house. Fortunately it wasn't CBEEBIES, but the TV was still very on.
Second the girl: LaaLaa does not look like her photos, and that is definitely a positive. She is very good-looking - a great chest and rear, well filled. A nice soft chest that is honestly very large. She was wearing some corset type revealing lingerie. In terms of looks, for me, a 9/10. Probably a little larger than the pictures, but thats a plus. She is, however (in my opinion), awful to talk to. She actually made me feel really very uncomfortable. A lot of talk about other punters, regulars, her child - how large it was when she pushed it out - and so on. Again, I am unsure about other's preferences, but for me this was a huge turnoff. The last thing I want to talk about before getting my head caved in is how large a child you (recently?) gave birth to. It made wonder if I would be able to fill the presumably larger-than-before hole left behind from birthing such a monster.
Third the punt: LaaLaa started by simply dangling her large impressive chest in my face. Loads of fake moaning as I sucked away. She did not touch me at any point. She then gave me the most aggressive OW I have ever experienced - loads of spit. Loads. Lots of spitting noises. It was so aggressive it almost hurt. This is not my preference, but others may enjoy this. She did this from flaccid. No touching any part of me except her mouth on my old-chap. This wasn't good.
She then wanted to do doggy - no other position. The view is great, and she has wonderfully soft and shapely cheeks. However I spotted she had one ever so small hemerrhoid, not a deal breaker, but coupled with the distinct lack of effort that really put me off. Out of my commitment to chivalry I did not mention this, and just politely asked for her to finish me off onto her chest. Disappointingly, I ended up doing the final leg work myself, and just left as quickly as I could.
Four the rating: overall, this is probably one of the worst punts I've ever had. I think she's a great looking woman, but (at least for me) that's not always enough for a good meeting. The meet was incredibly formulaic, I felt rushed, and I felt that very little effort was put in. I've been with far worse looking women, cheaper WGs for sure, that have managed to cave my head in, and really gone the extra mile - or at least convinced me that they were.
