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I'm so frustrated with myself. The most stupid fucking mistake I've made in all my punting years....

I had a great time in Sky Thai Massage in Newcastle (reviewed) and an opportunity came up to repeat. I messaged, got positive replies, made certain it was the same girl, etc.

Opportunities are not all that frequent so I want to make the most of it and ensure I get it right. So just before my appointed time I slipped out the house and made my way there.

Brilliant. Easy to find. Near a McDonalds, side door shared with tattoo parlour, up 3 flights of stairs and I'm there - just at I remember.

Girl at the desk looked a bit confused and asked if I had an appointment. I insisted that I did and mentioned the name of who my appointment was with. Ok fine. She asked me to pay her and it was slowly becoming obvious I was going to with her. Sigh. Ok she was quite a bit older but certainly not unattractive. It just wasn't who I booked.

I tried to clarify, but language and brusquness got in the way.

Decent massage with happy ending but all the time I was feeling flat. Not the girl or the service that I wanted.

At the end of my hour I paid and left.

As I walked out I looked over the road and saw Sky Thai Massage.

Unbelievably I had been in a different Thai place directly opposite, also on the third floor and also above a tattoo parlour. Fuck my luck. Can't believe how stupid I was not too check.

When I looked at my phone I had several pissed off messages from the place I had booked asking why I didn't turn up so I'm probably black listed there now too.

Did I mention, fuck my luck?

Mr Bean does punting. So annoyed with myself.

Feel free to laugh at my stupidity.

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I feel your pain.

To misquote a TV advert - should have gone to "PuntSavers".


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I thought I knew where I was going from a previous visit and ducked into the doorway quickly to get off the street. Wish I had taken 2 seconds to check!

Offline jarrovian

I'm so frustrated with myself. The most stupid fucking mistake I've made in all my punting years....

I had a great time in Sky Thai Massage in Newcastle (reviewed) and an opportunity came up to repeat. I messaged, got positive replies, made certain it was the same girl, etc.

Opportunities are not all that frequent so I want to make the most of it and ensure I get it right. So just before my appointed time I slipped out the house and made my way there.

Brilliant. Easy to find. Near a McDonalds, side door shared with tattoo parlour, up 3 flights of stairs and I'm there - just at I remember.

Girl at the desk looked a bit confused and asked if I had an appointment. I insisted that I did and mentioned the name of who my appointment was with. Ok fine. She asked me to pay her and it was slowly becoming obvious I was going to with her. Sigh. Ok she was quite a bit older but certainly not unattractive. It just wasn't who I booked.

I tried to clarify, but language and brusquness got in the way.

Decent massage with happy ending but all the time I was feeling flat. Not the girl or the service that I wanted.

At the end of my hour I paid and left.

As I walked out I looked over the road and saw Sky Thai Massage.

Unbelievably I had been in a different Thai place directly opposite, also on the third floor and also above a tattoo parlour. Fuck my luck. Can't believe how stupid I was not too check.

When I looked at my phone I had several pissed off messages from the place I had booked asking why I didn't turn up so I'm probably black listed there now too.

Did I mention, fuck my luck?

Mr Bean does punting. So annoyed with myself.

Feel free to laugh at my stupidity.

Was it not lavenders you ended up in, Chinese Massage
« Last Edit: October 21, 2025, 04:41:33 pm by daviemac »

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Yes it was. And there was nothing wrong with it - it just wasn't the girl or the experience I had been looking forward to all day. I'm so annoyed with myself.

Offline Wayfarer

I'm so frustrated with myself. The most stupid fucking mistake I've made in all my punting years....

Unbelievably I had been in a different Thai place directly opposite, also on the third floor and also above a tattoo parlour. Fuck my luck. Can't believe how stupid I was not too check.

When I looked at my phone I had several pissed off messages from the place I had booked asking why I didn't turn up so I'm probably black listed there now too.

Feel free to laugh at my stupidity.
Thank you for the review. Made me laugh out loud. Made my night while I am doing work.