External Link/Members OnlyI’ve seen Ivy twice before over 3 years ago, and yes she is scatty, yes her time keeping is hopeless, and yes her flat is messy, but her comms have always been good and her body is awesome. If you’re into tits and legs hers are pretty much perfect.
So I message her from a not too local town. I’m horny and my local area is rubbish for punting. Scanning through the WGs I come across Ivy about 20 miles away. I had wanted something new, but I know she’s a good punt so sent her a message stating desired time and could we do cim x 2 in 30 minutes, how much extra is the cim? Her profile states it is extra but not how much. Got a fairly quick reply negotiating a slightly later time of 2130, no mention of the price yet.
So I set off on the knowledge I’m getting my nob sucked by someone I know is pretty good at it.
I’m not too far away and get a message asking if we can make it 2200. As I’ve just driven 40 minutes I agreed and parked up at MaccyDs to wait. While I’m waiting I’m also scanning AW to see if there’s anything I’ve missed. There wasn’t unfortunately.
Close to 2200 I start to drive again, now I get another message, ‘2230 definitely’. FFS. Ok I said and drove to hers to park up. She lives next to a pub so I parked there and played shit phone games while I wait.
2225 I message I’m here. No reply. 2230, 2235 no reply. I call, no answer. Just about to drive off and she messages saying sorry could we make it 2300. I should have left but like I said I’ve already driven there, already waited ages with no other options (that I liked). So I agree.
Long story long…lol not lol, it’s 2340 when I finally get in.
She answered naked which she hasn’t done before, so I can only assume she’s been prioritising hour punts over my 30 min point. I know it happens just didn’t think her that type.
The place is a tip. She is a cluttered person generally, I knew that, but now it’s in some disrepair and there is visible dirt on the floor. I wouldn’t have been surprised to see a rodent somewhere. So why stay I hear you ask….because she’s naked and those tits……
We have some pleasant chat, trying to ignore the state of the place, sort the cash (£100+£20 for the cim, she said yes to cim twice) and then she tells me to get undressed and get on the bed.
She straddles me and works her way down to start sucking me off. It’s great, but she stops too much, not in an edging way, just she can’t stop chatting! Finally we’re getting to the vinegar strokes and I make a point of telling her I’m about to cum and to keep going. Didn’t want a spoiled orgasm. Like a trooper she took the lot, then in customary fashion makes quite a show of spitting it all out into my belly button. I’ll admit I’d completely forgotten she does this and now remember thinking last time I didn’t really like that and wouldn’t come again lol
Now it starts to get wierd. We start chatting again, fairly pleasant at first, she’s also apologetic about being late and thanked me for waiting because ‘she was trying to drink her tea as fast as she could’. Couldn’t quite believe I’d been made to wait any amount of extra time for a cup of tea but I digress.
After hearing someone cough from the street the conversation leads towards her having a stalker, but her story is inconsistent, then it’s her relative that’s being stalked as a way of getting to her (Ivy). One moment she has no clue who it is, never seen him, next she seems to know exactly who it is. Now I’m having real trouble keeping up with the story and offering very little input to the conversation, because quite frankly it felt awkward as fuck. I’m thinking let’s get round 2 done and I can go. But she doesn’t stop. I’ve been there about 40 mins so she clearly isn’t bothered by the time which half explains her tardiness, but there’s no gap in her talk so in the end I just said I’m so sorry I’ve got to go now.
I got dressed and she thanked me for coming and I left. About an hour later I get a text from her saying thanks again for coming and hoping I had a safe journey home. Had I been a married man that could have been just the ticket to a single life. Wow. Just wow.
To make sure I can’t forget this in another 3 years I’ve blocked her AW account now.
