External Link/Members OnlyI responded to the advert above but it was actually at Crystal Wellness on Vicar Street, Falkirk.
I got thre and the girl who answered the door did not do it for me at all. Understand this is a matter of personal taste but she was fairly overweight, bad teeth, and talked VERY LOUDLY.
The massage was fine and on the flip I got her to take her top off for £20 to unveil a big set of saggy hanging tits, which she rubbed on my face but said "not in mouth!!!!!".. OK, rules are rules.
Eventually I shot my load.
I will give this a neutral as although I cannot say I did not totally enjoy it, for sure I wouldn't go back.
