External Link/Members OnlyDecided that I wanted a decent massage with extras this morning so contacted Monika by text.
Was given the postcode and when arriving in the area step by step instructions one at a time which made it feel like a treasure hunt.
Big apartment block - No issues getting in or looking like a punter on the hunt.
Greeted at the door and realised straight away it was a bait and switch.
Met by a 6 foot 2 polish woman size 16 who could play in the NFL.
Paid £80 for one hour NURU with kissing and OWO added at £10
each, so £100 altogether as pre agreed.
Had a quick shower and was shown onto a bed (the advertised massage table didn’t seem to exist).
Commenced the massage, which was actually a 35 minute rub. No massaging took place.
Then time to turn over. She took off her dress and bra to reveal a large impressive rack with super hard nipples and a scar from hip to hip across her stomach. Bit of kissing and then onto the blowjob, which was a bit harsh but OK. Problem was that her hands were so big that my cock looked tiny. All I could think was that I was getting a blowjob from the Honey Monster.
Gave her a good fingering to help me along and exploded all over her face which she wasn’t too happy about. As a result of the fingering my hand smells of Scampi Fries regardless of how many times I washed it.
Offered a shower again but declined and left the scene.
Definitely a woman but gave me a glimpse of how it would be to have a session with a trans person given her size and manly features.
Bait and switch, shite attempt at a massage and short changed by 20 minutes.
