Very weak positive. Mainly because of price
Second visit to this place.
Organised via phone and asked for a room with a shower as had been specified by Iway in my first visit. Stupidly didn’t request a specific masseuse!
When I got there, the room with shower had been taken, as had all the attractive masseuses.
Was asked to undress and wait for my masseuse. As has been mentioned in another review the female version of Shrek walked in. Early 30s overweight, not attractive. I resigned myself to a rub and tug and to be fair Ive had older worse looking women for such a purpose.
The massage itself was ok nothing special no real swipes or any teasing and no working out any knots. She spent an unusually long time on one calf but wasn’t working it so I wondered if she was on her phone.
The main problem during the massage was the table itself. It was really uncomfortable as it has a donut cushion around my face which lifted up my neck and got really uncomfortable on my jaw.
On the turn she covered me with a towel and continued to massage the front of my legs. It was all very boring.
Finally asked if I wanted extras and I said yes please. All that was offered was hand job but no price given she just started. She plonked my hand on her saddle bag ass which felt like she was wearing a nappy.
The HJ was ok but she looked very bored and really like she didn’t want to be there. I just closed my eyes and tried to think of my last visit.
Finished up and she did a basic clean up with a hot flannel and that was that. Got dressed and gave her 20quid. She seemed fine with that.
On my way out I bumped into iway and she remembered me and I cursed myself for not being specific about masseuse. I think I just wanted to see who else was there.
All in all good value, 65quid in total but I’ll avoid shrek next time.
Meena Thai Massage, 611 Leyton High Road, E11 6RF.
020 39411829
