Author Topic: Alice Volkov (Kommons) - Hammersmith  (Read 4783 times)


23 review(s) for Alice Volkov (17 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline TheOracle

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Holy fuck what a star.

So, I've realised that as shitty as Kommons is as a website (no direct links to profiles, no clear information about prices/extras/age/physical characteristics of the escorts, no way to save favourites or hide unwanted profiles, etc.), for some reason it's becoming quite popular among escorts, and with some perseverance and sifting work one can find quite a few gems in there.

Alice is one of those: she is one of the loveliest escorts I've ever met, if not the loveliest. She is banging hot, loves sex, is super friendly and passionate, and a cutie to boot.

She received me in a flat near Hammersmith. The area is not great, the flat is so-so, and I had to wait 20 minutes after our appointment time. Communication was managed by her agency, and she probably had someone else who was lingering at her place. I was about to leave and look for a plan B when finally they called me and told me she was ready. Lucky me.

As soon as she opened the door I knew it would be a great session. It wasn't just her physical appearance, which is striking, but the entire aura she emanated. She is an impressive beauty, with an uncommon ethnic mix that, despite her brazilian origins, makes her look like an asian woman, say from Kazakhstan. She has lovely eyes, vaguely slanted, that give her face an air of elegance and exotic charme. A beautiful round face, with long brown hair, a vaguely flat nose, a fantastic mouth, plump but natural. There are both unprocessed pictures and videos on her profile that give a good idea of how she is (particularly the one at the restaurant), but I still preferred her in the flesh. Face-wise, easily an 8, probably even 8.5.

Her body is no less than sensational. She's 5'7, slim but with very toned curves. Long legs, narrow waist, big natural tits (the best I've seen in years), great round and full ass, not the usual brazilian cliché, just a great ass. Juicy pussy, and really tight. 9 or 9.5, one of the best bodies I've seen in this hobby.

I mentioned the aura she emanated: she's an incredibly friendly, simple, genuine girl, that seems sincerely interested in making people feel good and doing a good job. She smiled at me in a way that made me feel not just welcome, but that she was actually happy to see me. I took a quick shower (she REALLY cares about that, as like many brazilians she's very sensitive about not just hygiene but particularly body odours: she told me she turned back more than one person because even after getting them to take a shower she still couldn't stand their smell), and she kind of came to meet me halfway between the bedroom and the bathroom, as if she was just eager to greet me.

She started kissing me as if we were the last couple in the world and I had just saved her from the attack of a sabre-toothed tiger. She is a GREAT kisser and does it with a passion that at times feels as if she loses herself in the act. I started grabbing her honestly amazing ass, while she hugged me like a long-lost relative. On the bed, I ate her pussy for ages, while she moaned and writhed in all the right ways, and then lied on my back for a blowjob that she executed with the care and dedication of a surgeon executing some life-saving procedure. I started giving it to her in missionary and didn't last long both because she was so hot and into it, but also because she has one of the tightest pussies I've ever experienced. Throughout, she seemed genuinely involved in the act, hugging me passionately (including by joining her legs behind my back, which is something I hadn't seen in a while), kissing me constantly, making me compliments.

Short chat between the sessions, and we got on with a second round that was even better than the first one. At the end of my hour we ended up talking for a while, of her nostalgia for Brazil, of the initial impression of unfriendliness that she got from London (she told me that she was planning to remain for 6 months but is having second thoughts). I really liked her, she's the kind of endearing, genuine girl that I might end up developing an affection for.

Overall, absolutely recommended.
Face: 8.5
Body: 9
Location: 5 (she told me that she's trying to find a new apartment, somewhere more central)
Attitude: 10
Performance: 9
Value for money: 9 (at 200£/hour with OWO included it's an absolute steal)

I don't go back often to see the same escort more than once, but I definitely will with her.

Offline tantraman

This is a tremendous TOFTT, good sir :drinks:

I have never trusted Kommons enough to use it alone, but it apears that you have uncovered a real gem :coolgirl: ... I love Alice's Central Asian vibe, even though she purports to be from Brazil ... I'm gonna have to cum through with this one :kissgirl:

Thanks again, The Oracle :hi:


Offline patelprat

Nice one OP.

She looks and sounds great. I feel we are spoilt for choice these days!



Offline patelprat

Thanks. OP is it definitely an agency handling the comms?

did she tell you?

i asked on whatsapp and she said she is doing her comms. Maybe they would say that  :D

« Last Edit: October 12, 2025, 05:15:11 pm by patelprat »

Offline patelprat

Also, how was her english? does she need a translator?
Sounds like you had a good chat. Or do you speak portuguese?

Offline puntingking


Hi TheOracle  :hi:

Thank you for a great TOFTT  :drinks:

This review deserve a like from me to you  :music:



Offline TheOracle

Thanks. OP is it definitely an agency handling the comms?

did she tell you?

i asked on whatsapp and she said she is doing her comms. Maybe they would say that  :D

Yes Yes, definitely not her handling the messaging, and the person who does definitely talks as if it was her (although this happens in 95% of cases: I only had one funny case recently where I got a message saying "hi! I'm Serena's assistant: she might see you at 5pm").

Offline TheOracle

Also, how was her english? does she need a translator?
Sounds like you had a good chat. Or do you speak portuguese?

I understand a little because I speak French, Spanish and Italian, but we were also using Google translate a lot. She really wanted to communicate, and she was also interested in learning more English, so she asked me how to translate certain sentences, she repeated them for me to know if she was saying them right, etc. She was really cute and lovely in how she genuinely tried to establish a genuine connection.

Offline w1a1ex

Great review and fantastic mining to find a gem indeed OP 👌🏼 straight to joint 1st position with Your_Bela 😀

Info on WhatsApp

Included:
69 Position
 French Kissing
 Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
 Kissing
 Blowjob with Condom
Sex in Different Positions
 Ball Licking and Sucking
 Full Body Sensual Massage
 Lingerie
 Masturbate
 Striptease/Lapdance
 Kissing if good chemistry
 Handjob
Oral (receive/give) 

Extras:
 Cum on Face
 Dildo Play/Toys
Squirting
Extraball
 Facesitting
 Kamasutra
 Tantric
 Fetish
 Foot Fetish
 Role Play and Fantasy
 Spanking (give)
 Strap on
 Cumshot on body (COB)
 Erotic massage
 Intimate massage
 Foam massage
 Shower service
 Intimate shaving
 Footjob

This is what I usually can provide, a few things are not included in the main fee, and if you have something in mind that's not listed let me know .
My rates are:
Incalls:
- 120£ 30 minutes
- 180£ 1 hour

outcalls:
- 280£ 1 hour plus uber both ways

Offline TheOracle

Great review and fantastic mining to find a gem indeed OP 👌🏼 straight to joint 1st position with Your_Bela 😀

Info on WhatsApp

Included:
69 Position
 French Kissing
 Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
 Kissing
 Blowjob with Condom
Sex in Different Positions
 Ball Licking and Sucking
 Full Body Sensual Massage
 Lingerie
 Masturbate
 Striptease/Lapdance
 Kissing if good chemistry
 Handjob
Oral (receive/give)

Extras:
 Cum on Face
 Dildo Play/Toys
Squirting
Extraball
 Facesitting
 Kamasutra
 Tantric
 Fetish
 Foot Fetish
 Role Play and Fantasy
 Spanking (give)
 Strap on
 Cumshot on body (COB)
 Erotic massage
 Intimate massage
 Foam massage
 Shower service
 Intimate shaving
 Footjob

This is what I usually can provide, a few things are not included in the main fee, and if you have something in mind that's not listed let me know .
My rates are:
Incalls:
- 120£ 30 minutes
- 180£ 1 hour

outcalls:
- 280£ 1 hour plus uber both ways


This made me think that since Kommons is shit it might actually be helpful to have a thread in the info section where we list profiles with the added info from WhatsApp: that would also have the benefit of making them linkable and searchable.

Offline w1a1ex

Second that as avoid Kommons for that reason though your gem-finding making me regret that now !

Offline patelprat

Second that as avoid Kommons for that reason though your gem-finding making me regret that now !

well check her other 2 reviews (negatives)

Offline w1a1ex

Indeed it's 1-2 so far in the game

Offline puntingking

Indeed it's 1-2 so far in the game

1 review = services received (Positive rating)
2 reviews = no shows/cancelled (Negative rating)

Make of that what you will  :hi:

But it seems to me based on this positive review that if she turns up or if she actually does see to you then based on this review you maybe are in for a good time.

It is up to other members whether they want to attempt seeing her based on the other two negative reviews about being a no show.  :hi:

Offline yesbby

1 review = services received (Positive rating)
2 reviews = no shows/cancelled (Negative rating)

Make of that what you will  :hi:

But it seems to me based on this positive review that if she turns up or if she actually does see to you then based on this review you maybe are in for a good time.

It is up to other members whether they want to attempt seeing her based on the other two negative reviews about being a no show.  :hi:

Give it a rest mate - the two negative reviews were punters being fucked about by this outfit. We can all see that you're dying to overlook them but those are her reviews