Vanessa xx - Reading TOFTT

[BeingSilent]

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I spotted Vanessa’s profile one evening recently. Stated she was Norwegian and her pics looked like someone who I would enjoy for a punt. I’ve recently punted a number of Brazilians but looking to mix it up a bit more. So Vanessa was appealing (it was a toss up between her and Natalia Sexy.

Comms - pretty straight forward. 30mins, £90.

Arrived at the flats. There is a car park right next door - so you can park your care safely. And relatively cheap.

Got to the building, messaged her and she told me the flat number. Buzzed her flat and got let in the front door.

Up to her flat. Wander around the corridor and notice the peep hole to her door is broken. Didn’t think much of it… but she opened the door as I got there.

First look… oh shit. Not quite what I wanted. She has a nice sized body. Probably between a 10-12. About 5’ 4”. Was wearing some crotchet one piece thingy. Plus pants. Didn’t really match. But whatever.

Into the room. Gave vouchers. And she gave me a kiss. Now her face isn’t amazing. It’s nice. Not ugly. But not wow either. Went to kiss and she moved her head (oh shit number 2). She did some hugging thing. I stripped. OW immediately and a few mins later on the bed waiting for me to fuck. I instead went for RO which was a little fun. Tasted nice. So a positive.

Then to mish but I wasn’t really feeling it. Turned her over for doggy which was more fun. Prone bone. And then motioned for CG which she took for sitting on my legs and giving me a HJ. By this point I had given up. Her face was just intense concentration for the HJ (with condom on, I should add). I had lost my mojo by now so decided to end proceedings.

Cleaned off in the bathroom. Sighed to myself in the mirror and said goodbye.

Oh… she’s from Sao Paolo. That really famous Norwegian city (not). So I ticked another Brazilian. 😂

Would I go again. Personally, she’s not for me.

I would put this down as a negative simply cos it was mechanical, boring, lack lustre, a conveyor belt feeling, not Norwegian and basically not fun. Should have saved the £90.

I’ve added a pic of her AW page - so that you can read it for yourself.

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[davesixtseven]

I was drawn in by the profile, the contradiction of what (to my untutored mind, anyways) was a striking un-Norwegian-like Norwegian SP. Looked very promising...

This is the point of UKP - apols to the OP that you had to spend your £90 to find that out, nut I was close to pulling the trigger and you saved me on that. 

[BeingSilent]

striking un-Norwegian-like Norwegian SP. Looked very promising...

Thats the thing.  I know a few Norwegians due to my work and she 'could' pass for Norwegian based on body shape, tan and hair.  But when I got through the door, I should have said, sorry no and left.  But having never left a punt I wasn't sure what the etiquette was/is??!  Next time, I would just leave.

Glad i saved you some £s.  This is SP is right for someone, just not me.

[Massage Bloke]

For some reason the Monty Pyton parrot sketch comes to mind. The Norwegian Blue parrot, was more likey South American.

[Munter84]

If she seemed distant, perhaps she was pining for the fjords?