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£120 Per hour plus extras. Old Street Tube between Old Street and Angel. Punt abandoned and full fee returned after less than five minutes.
This review is unequivocal negative for me but I should make it clear that we got off on the wrong foot, others might have a good punt with Vicki but she is not for me.
Background
The recent deluge of reviews on UKP tending to the bland, verbose, unoriginal and uncritical has at least had one positive effect for me. Faced with yet another glowing description of an overweight, over the hill, overpriced tart by one of the usual suspects and an orchestrated commentary of a predictable bunch of enthusiastic parrots, I have decided to change my MO. Instead of using UKP to generate a short list I am now checking up prospects sourced direct from AW for new girls. I prefer recent profiles in my immediate area, preferably without reviews - age, body and service types to my tastes – to hell with recommendations! One huge advantage of this approach is that it means I am increasing my knowledge of the local area and dramatically reducing the amount of time I need to have available in order to punt. I also have a couple of political objectives by this shift in strategy. First, I want to make my local area a more popular and competitive market in which to punt (and thereby hopefully drive service quality up and the crap girls out). Secondly, I want to publicise and marginalise the existence and activity of groups of shills on UKP.
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Vicki came up in search within one mile of my location I liked the look of the profile and she had one fairly mixed review that will come up on this post. Very local and worth a punt.
First contact by phone on Monday and we sketched out the arrangement for Saturday and agreed to communicate by text.
As things turned out I am pretty sure that for any of the girls in the flat you are not dealing with the girl by phone or text but the maid. Viki works out of the same location as
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I arranged by text for “Vicki” to call me and give me 15 minutes notice that she would be ready and asked that if she wanted to discuss time, services or extras that she tell me when I could call. “Vicki” confirmed the arrangement without giving a time to call.
The “luxury apartment” is actually a slightly and imposing Tower block between Old Street (closest) and Angel station, close to the Iron Monger Row bath but it is secure enough. First thing to note, there are quite a few people hanging around and given the way the maid is running things it is only a question of time before this flat gets rumbled. Most particularly she makes a habit of getting the punters to turn up and leave them hanging around outside for 10 minutes before inviting them up. This has happened each and every time I have visited this flat and I suspect the neighbours are going to notice single men with phones hanging around until they get a text message. So my message is if you go, wait offsite – Iron Monger Row Baths has a warm reception area that you can just wait in and is literally two minutes away at the far end of the road.
Looks.
She is quite tall with very pretty long blond hair and an attractive body that is in the 8’s. She is dressed in a black bra, pants and vest and while her bottom looks a little flabby I am certainly interested in what is underneath. Facially she is a little disappointing around the eyes and I would put her a low 7. This makes her expensive in my book – at £120 I am after 8’s physically and facially and a reasonable service list CIM included.
The room is a bare double by the door with a fixed wall mirror.
On arrival her opening gambit is “First you pay” – first bad sign. I say I would like to discuss services and she stops me at DT and tells me she does not do it – second bad sign as it is listed on her likes and, when I tried to confirm on the first call, I got to the “everything on my likes” line. I tell her I am interested in swallow as an extra but say I only want if she will continue until I am completely done. She starts haggling but eventually we get to a deal 120 for the hour plus swallow taking it to £140 – overpriced given her looks and location unless the service is really good, and the omens are not worrying.
Third bad sign – after taking my money she insists I have a shower even though I have come straight from home and am straight out the shower. I challenge her on this and she says “I don’t know you and I don’t trust you.” Oh dear I should have abandoned at this point, but I press on. Back in the room she asks if I would like a massage which I decline asking her to sit on my lap so we can kiss. After 15 seconds of this she stands up and says she does not want to kiss any more. I challenge pointing out she agreed to French kissing and she says “I am not a manikin. I have my rules!” I challenge this pointing out that she repeatedly avoided the opportunity to discuss services with me before we met. At this point she reaches for the wet wipes. Enough I tell her I have just had two showers in an hour and if she thinks I am going to get wiped as well she can give me my money back. She disappeared and comes back with the cash after explaining the situation to the maid and I see the maid briefly, a slight, dark women in her late 20’s.
On reflection I realise she did not know that I had come straight from home or realise that I had been asking her to confirm services throughout. This aside I would say she looks overpriced and I was certainly riled by her attitude which felt like she was doing me a favour to take £140 of my money.
I do wonder if there is a bit of rivalry going on in the flat. I returned later in the day to a nice welcome from Juliette and will be booking Tiffany this week. Given the difference in their rates and service standards I wonder if Vicki is feeling a bit at risk.
Dave
