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Comms & Setup:
This was a backup booking after the original plan fell through. Communication was easy and clear. Got the address and was buzzed into a well-known block of flats in Farnborough.
First Impressions:
She was hiding behind the door when I arrived. When she eventually came out, she looked different from what I expected. I’d rate her a 6 out of 10. Definitely British, with a Yorkshire accent. From the start, it felt off. She seemed completely disengaged and uninterested. Barely spoke, stared into space when left alone, and went through the motions the entire time.
Flat Condition:
The place was messy. The bed was stained and overall hygiene wasn’t great. It didn’t feel clean or welcoming at all.
Service:
She had clearly had a boob job, but it looked poorly done. Honestly looked like Freddy Krueger had done it. Service was bad. No enthusiasm, no effort, no connection. Oral was average at best, very mechanical and awkward. During sex, she just lay there with no movement or response. It was clear she didn’t want to be there. When it came time for me finish, she seemed unsure of what to do and just stopped, it was weird.
Aftercare:
The whole thing wrapped up in under 40 minutes even though I paid for an hour. She asked if I wanted to use the bathroom, and when I came back, she was already on her phone and said nothing. It was cold and uncomfortable.
Positives:
Communication was easy
Available last minute
Negatives:
Poor attitude
Flat was dirty
No effort during service
Below average oral
Cold and awkward
Definitely not worth £200
Conclusion:
Would not recommend. This was a poor experience all around. Felt like she didn’t want to be there and just wanted the session over with. Total waste of time and money.
