Author Topic: Malkia - Wandsworth  (Read 3321 times)


2 review(s) for Malkia (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline crafty_jlack

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Comms:

Called number and got no response. Left a text and she responded straight away. Told her I would message when I’m on my way.

RED FLAG:
Now this is where it gets interesting half through my journey she asks for a picture… I know red flag

I sent a picture, She said no she’s not seeing me. I asked why, she responded because of my skin colour and that my penis would be too big (racist right)

I told her I’m literally here, you can’t say all of this after I’ve left

She says if I’m above average she won’t see me

Service:

30 mins £100
OWO & Light kissing included

Girl:

4’10-5’0
Early 30’s
55 inch ass
Body reminiscent of Petite Tumi
Kenyan Decent

Before Sex:

Was greeted with a hug and kiss

Signalled to strip

Then more kissing

Gave me OWO on her knees and complimented my looks (so because I’m good looking she’s willing to let my size slide smh)

Sex:

Cowgirl, she got into this a bit
Reverse Cowgirl… what a sight
Doggy
She could not take it in doggy and we had to stop several times
Told her to give me a handjob and she was tugging my soldier with so much aggression
I told her to twerk whilst I finish myself off

After sex:

I told her with the size of your ass you will attract guys with size so be prepared… she responded I will turn them away


Overall:
Body- 9/10
Sex - 4.5/10 I’m slightly above average and she just ruined the rhythm of everything because she couldn’t handle it

Return- Nope… racism and security risk
unless I lose a couple of inches and become milk toned

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I didn’t really leave out any details, but if she’s reading this… such is life

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Thanks for the review.
I think she will get humbled soon when she realises that white punters aren't lining up to see her.
A black prossie like this is not in huge demand so she should be prepared for her own skin folk to literally save her from having a dusty phone.
I wonder who gives advice to girls like this because she can't afford to be picky. She's not a white girl. She is a ethnic minority and not wanting to see her own skin folk is going to lead to a lot less bookings for her.
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Offline crafty_jlack

Thanks for the review.
I think she will get humbled soon when she realises that white punters aren't lining up to see her.
A black prossie like this is not in huge demand so she should be prepared for her own skin folk to literally save her from having a dusty phone.
I wonder who gives advice to girls like this because she can't afford to be picky. She's not a white girl. She is a ethnic minority and not wanting to see her own skin folk is going to lead to a lot less bookings for her.


It makes no sense, if you want to be picky download tinder and swipe right

Offline Gentlelovemaking

Easier for her to have an NBA based on the review

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Thanks for the review mate

needless to say I'm out

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Thanks for the review have put on the NBA thread.

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Thanks for the review.
I think she will get humbled soon when she realises that white punters aren't lining up to see her.
A black prossie like this is not in huge demand so she should be prepared for her own skin folk to literally save her from having a dusty phone.
I wonder who gives advice to girls like this because she can't afford to be picky. She's not a white girl. She is a ethnic minority and not wanting to see her own skin folk is going to lead to a lot less bookings for her.

By the time she realises this, it’ll probably be too late. Big shame as I wanted to see her, I haven’t seen an ass that big since Ivy back in 2019, only a handful of women on AW come close

Offline Atrueyorkie

Amazing body and thanks for the review. Yeah echo your thoughts OP, well done for calling it out and also if you’re below average there’s no point  :lol: like they wouldn’t even get passed the cheeks  :lol:

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FYI, I didn't mention it when I posted her in the thicker edition thread in case it looked like touting, she said she is travelling on Saturday. So (don't) get it while it's hot boys :lol:

She initially had 15 minute appointments (£60) and a lower 30 minute rate (£80) on her profile when I contacted her, but she said that she doesn't have those rates/options in London. I'm assuming that she usually plies her trade elsewhere outside London and maybe her usual clientele is non-black tbh. At any rate her profile literally says that she sees "all racial groups" so this situation is disappointing to say the least.

Thanks for the review, I wanted to see her but couldn't sort out scheduling, a blessing in disguise.


Offline crafty_jlack

Thanks for the review mate

needless to say I'm out

I'm glad I saved you a case of blue balls

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By the time she realises this, it’ll probably be too late. Big shame as I wanted to see her, I haven’t seen an ass that big since Ivy back in 2019, only a handful of women on AW come close

Her ass isn't crazy crazy, there's definitely a few girls on here that fit this build. I recently saw Bella Sadim (review coming soon)... you should check her out. Maddison black was good punt for me. 

I kinda miss Ivy, she had one of the best BBL's I've experienced. I hope she's thinking about lacing her boots one more time. Alma that use to operate in camberwell had one of the craziest ass's Ive seen.
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FYI, I didn't mention it when I posted her in the thicker edition thread in case it looked like touting, she said she is travelling on Saturday. So (don't) get it while it's hot boys :lol:

She initially had 15 minute appointments (£60) and a lower 30 minute rate (£80) on her profile when I contacted her, but she said that she doesn't have those rates/options in London. I'm assuming that she usually plies her trade elsewhere outside London and maybe her usual clientele is non-black tbh. At any rate her profile literally says that she sees "all racial groups" so this situation is disappointing to say the least.

Thanks for the review, I wanted to see her but couldn't sort out scheduling, a blessing in disguise.
I guess I was the sacrificial lamb in this case lol

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Her ass isn't crazy crazy, there's definitely a few girls on here that fit this build. I recently saw Bella Sadim (review coming soon)... you should check her out. Maddison black was good punt for me. 

I kinda miss Ivy, she had one of the best BBL's I've experienced. I hope she's thinking about lacing her boots one more time. Alma that use to operate in camberwell had one of the craziest ass's Ive seen.

I’ve reviewed Bella sadim (one of my recent reviews) and recently saw her again, she’s good. Since you like Bella sadim, I’d recommend DMG who I’ve also reviewed, many of the guys who like Bella have also seen her. Some of my reviews have women with nice behinds from the large ones to the more petite type like Kyliefun and educated model.

I’ve seen Maddison black in person before, walked past her a while ago and I wasn’t impressed facially, although if I was to ever book her, it’d be for her body. She has that nice thicc BBW build and I like her videos.

Ivy briefly returned after covid but our timings never aligned. I saw her in Greenwich around 2019 and it’s probably the biggest ass I’ll get to have fun with in my life. This is my first time hearing of Alma.

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I saw DMG last year, she's alright but she resembles Michael Jackson...

Alma was notorious on here back in 2016, I managed to see her in 2021 and we kept in touch after for reasons I can't explain on here.

Heres a link to her review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=192696.msg2001161#msg2001161

I appreciate the recommendations mate
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I’ve reviewed Bella sadim (one of my recent reviews) and recently saw her again, she’s good. Since you like Bella sadim, I’d recommend DMG who I’ve also reviewed, many of the guys who like Bella have also seen her. Some of my reviews have women with nice behinds from the large ones to the more petite type like Kyliefun and educated model.

I’ve seen Maddison black in person before, walked past her a while ago and I wasn’t impressed facially, although if I was to ever book her, it’d be for her body. She has that nice thicc BBW build and I like her videos.

Ivy briefly returned after covid but our timings never aligned. I saw her in Greenwich around 2019 and it’s probably the biggest ass I’ll get to have fun with in my life. This is my first time hearing of Alma.
You guys are lucky you can book maddison black freely.
I met her at a house party with one of her friends, they were trauma bonding with me.  I could never look at her sexually with what she was saying. Another thing I find annoying about these english whores. They always have some sort of trauma as an excuse for their behaviour and I am not the type of guy to listen to that stuff.
I am sure wet pussy destiny has some weird story too which is why she will never hear from me.
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I saw DMG last year, she's alright but she resembles Michael Jackson...

Alma was notorious on here back in 2016, I managed to see her in 2021 and we kept in touch after for reasons I can't explain on here.

Heres a link to her review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=192696.msg2001161#msg2001161

I appreciate the recommendations mate
Dutchmorracan did not rock your world then I am guessing.
Her face is nice but maybe because I like transexuals but that michael jackson surgery face works lmao  :lol:
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Dutchmorracan did not rock your world then I am guessing.
Her face is nice but maybe because I like transexuals but that michael jackson surgery face works lmao  :lol:
haha each to their own mate, we all have a certain taste at the end of the day

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You guys are lucky you can book maddison black freely.
I met her at a house party with one of her friends, they were trauma bonding with me.  I could never look at her sexually with what she was saying. Another thing I find annoying about these english whores. They always have some sort of trauma as an excuse for their behaviour and I am not the type of guy to listen to that stuff.
I am sure wet pussy destiny has some weird story too which is why she will never hear from me.

Damn, that would put me off too

Offline Trafalgarlaw17

What tremendous body, she doesn’t want to work for it that’s why lol pathetic these half hearted need to stop escorting if they move like this