Recommendations needed - kinky (submissive) escorts in the UK?

[69Luvva]

I've not had time/money to punt since moving out of London to the sticks last year (East of England), but since I've started looking I've found I'm now in a punting graveyard! I'm having to adjust my expectations and consider travelling further afield for my punting fix.

I'm going to try not being too prescriptive - the only real criteria are:
1) Really good, genuinely kinky / submissive escorts
2) Under 45 (real age)*
3) Size 16 max - not a fan of BBWs*
4) I'll consider pretty much anywhere in the UK - and recognise that a lot of escorts tour anyway so wouldn't want to exclude any based on location.

* I might consider exceptional escorts who were borderline on 2 or 3 (but not both).

Any ideas will be greatly appreciated!

[daviemac]

I don't understand this question mate, if you've had successful punts in London why not just travel to London to punt? are you really saying you would travel to Scotland or Cornwall for an hour booking?   

[jamiekinkxxx]

I've not had time/money to punt since moving out of London to the sticks last year (East of England), but since I've started looking I've found I'm now in a punting graveyard! I'm having to adjust my expectations and consider travelling further afield for my punting fix.

I'm going to try not being too prescriptive - the only real criteria are:
1) Really good, genuinely kinky / submissive escorts
2) Under 45 (real age)*
3) Size 16 max - not a fan of BBWs*
4) I'll consider pretty much anywhere in the UK - and recognise that a lot of escorts tour anyway so wouldn't want to exclude any based on location.

* I might consider exceptional escorts who were borderline on 2 or 3 (but not both).

Any ideas will be greatly appreciated!

Try External Link/Members Only lots (7 sub and 71 switch)) of listed escorts that will offer you a kinky service

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Go darwn the olde smoke mate! You've got the M11 and A1 around an hour two railway lines, even coaches! Cambridge is a bloody desert apart from the odd tourer was looking for one up here the other week but got ghosted most of East Anglia is a bloody lacking mess.

Sometimes Stevenage or the Hatfield area off ther A1M can deliver but its not that wonderfull either.

If you drive there mind the ULEZ and the other things the saddo kan has put in place to spoil our fun.

Once could drive down to Chelsea cloisters, the nine floors of whores in sloane ave, park right outside sometimes!...

[69Luvva]

I don't understand this question mate, if you've had successful punts in London why not just travel to London to punt? are you really saying you would travel to Scotland or Cornwall for an hour booking?   

I don't generally book less than 2hrs as a rule - for kinky stuff 1hr is never enough time. I didn't mention that I do travel a fair bit for work so while Scotland or Cornwall is pushing it you never know! And as I said many escorts tour, so having them on my radar won't hurt.
I've seen a fair few of the London kinky escorts so am also taking the opportunity to look further afield. 

[69Luvva]

Go darwn the olde smoke mate! You've got the M11 and A1 around an hour two railway lines, even coaches! Cambridge is a bloody desert apart from the odd tourer was looking for one up here the other week but got ghosted most of East Anglia is a bloody lacking mess.

Sometimes Stevenage or the Hatfield area off ther A1M can deliver but its not that wonderfull either.

If you drive there mind the ULEZ and the other things the saddo kan has put in place to spoil our fun.

Once could drive down to Chelsea cloisters, the nine floors of whores in sloane ave, park right outside sometimes!...

I drive but wouldn't drive to London - it's a solid 2hrs 40 from NE Cambs (I'm near Wisbech). And yeah the fast train from P'boro to Kings X is only an hour, but there are few options right at Kings X (these days! ) so add in another 20-30 mins on the tube makes it the best part of 2hrs each way door-to-door. It's doable for sure, but London prices are already at a premium before you factor in train fares, and I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt, spunked on the t-shirt.
So ideally I'm looking further afield, although still open to London options I've not met already. I was based SW London/Surrey borders and rarely travelled North of the river truth be told.
So the question is still - any recs?

[69Luvva]

Try External Link/Members Only lots (7 sub and 71 switch)) of listed escorts that will offer you a kinky service

Have you read some of those profiles?  I know I said I'm kinky but most of these girls are right up their own arseholes!!
That site has links to their own external sites, very few of which state any rates just says "POA" (only in much posher parlance - here's one quote "My rates, much like the delights of our time together, are bespoke!"  - which is prossie speak for "small mortgage" in my experience! One of them states £250 for an hour!
Many of them also ask for deposits up front (I just saw 50% deposit listed on one profile!! ).

This is from another profile...summarised "I am very much a part-time courtesan and choose to spend ever so sweet moments with only a select few. I like to take my time with my lovers, slowly drawing out the pleasure to its maximum and so specialise in longer, regular engagements....I only see a few lovers per month, so make sure to pique my interest in your initial enquiry, for I am highly selective of who I spend time with....For new lovers, it is best that our first rendezvous be on the gentler side. Respect and trust has to be established before I am willing to explore more kinkier endeavours."
In other words - I'm right up me own arse and expect you to pay premium rates for some vanilla as fuck meets before I'll consider getting kinky.
Riiiiight!! 
So let me add another stipulation - Adultwork escorts much preferred - at least they tend to be a bit more realistic!
 

[69Luvva]

Another gem from kinkylondonescorts...
"New lovers will be asked to provide some further details:
1.   Your full legal name. 
2.  A clear photograph of your ID. 
3.  30% deposit sent from a bank account registered under the name shown on the ID provided.* 
4. (If applicable) the, email address of at least one other provider you've met in the past year who is currently working and has an online presence (please don't forget to ask for her permission before giving me her details!)." 

[jamiekinkxxx]

Me jesus 69Luvva, I simply shared a link.

If they do not work for you, move on, don't bother quoting things you may not agree with or think is VFM. More and more girls are now following the US approach and asking for things that were very uncommon a few years ago.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Have you read some of those profiles?  I know I said I'm kinky but most of these girls are right up their own arseholes!!

This is from another profile...summarised "I am..." "In other words - I'm right up me own arse and expect you to pay premium rates for some vanilla as fuck meets before I'll consider getting kinky."

So let me add another stipulation - Adultwork escorts much preferred - at least they tend to be a bit more realistic!

TBH you sound right up your own arse too! 

[hendrix]

Can you specify exactly what you mean by kinky? And submissive? Both those terms cover a wide range, so what do you actually want to do?

[69Luvva]

Can you specify exactly what you mean by kinky? And submissive? Both those terms cover a wide range, so what do you actually want to do?

I'm a very versatile Dom so enjoy everything from sensual domination/sensory play up to more extreme/taboo stuff - everything short of scat / hard sports & extreme sado-masochism. So when it comes to escorts - whatever they'll let me do really. And of course I'm aware that escorts who are into the more extreme stuff are generally charging a lot more, but I've had a lot of fun kinky experiences at reasonable rates over the years which is what I'm looking for.

[69Luvva]

TBH you sound right up your own arse too! 

No, seriously, thanks so much for that helpful response. Twat.

[jamiekinkxxx]

No, seriously, thanks so much for that helpful response. Twat.

Love how polite you are. I try to help and get this 

[jamiekinkxxx]

I'm a very versatile Dom so enjoy everything from sensual domination/sensory play up to more extreme/taboo stuff - everything short of scat / hard sports & extreme sado-masochism. So when it comes to escorts - whatever they'll let me do really. And of course I'm aware that escorts who are into the more extreme stuff are generally charging a lot more, but I've had a lot of fun kinky experiences at reasonable rates over the years which is what I'm looking for.

But you are  at one escort charging £250. 

[hendrix]

I'm a very versatile Dom so enjoy everything from sensual domination/sensory play up to more extreme/taboo stuff - everything short of scat / hard sports & extreme sado-masochism. So when it comes to escorts - whatever they'll let me do really. And of course I'm aware that escorts who are into the more extreme stuff are generally charging a lot more, but I've had a lot of fun kinky experiences at reasonable rates over the years which is what I'm looking for.

Most of the WG's I've reviewed will cover those types of services depending on the exact requirements. However, they aren't going to be less than £250 and some are quite a bit more.

[69Luvva]

Most of the WG's I've reviewed will cover those types of services depending on the exact requirements. However, they aren't going to be less than £250 and some are quite a bit more.

Thanks for that - I've had a good read of your reviews previously - always very entertaining!  
I've seen most of the ones you've reviewed - at least the ones still active / who's rates aren't completely out of my range. Alexa Vice, for example, now at £900 per hour / £1500 for 2hrs!! 

It's not really the hourly rate that's the issue - I never book less than 2hrs, so it's the 2hr rate that's more interesting - £400 per 2hrs has generally been my upper limit with a few exceptions.  Sometimes making it 3hrs makes better sense.

Some of my best kinky punts have been for £300-350 for 2hrs or less, but sadly most of them are no longer operating, are now out of range since I moved, or have put their rates up (or a combination).

The only one on your reviewed list who's on my "to do" list is White Swan but she's outcall only - so I have to add in accommodation costs as well which again puts her out of my usual range although at some point if I find a decent hotel nearby I'll have to try and organize it.

[69Luvva]

But you are  at one escort charging £250. 

Yup - for me £200 per hour is the limit (or rather, £400 for 2hrs). £250 is crazy to me! Especially when I've had amazing experiences at £300 for 2hrs so £150 per hour and even less! We all have our limits!