Was in the mood for a little soak, rub and tug, so thought I'd see how the old slough haunt was these days.
Can't find a valid website, but the old Zeus facebook page is still up but inactive:/
Facebook link removed - read the rules pleaseExternal Link/Members Only2 Girls in reception, almost seemed surprised/annoyed by the sudden arrival of a customer. Departed with 90 Chuckies, for use of Spa plus half hour Massagee with HE.
Took the opportunity for a Hot-tub soak, and sauna, before a freshen up in the showers, ending with the service. Worth noting back in the Zeus days the girls would come and speak to you in the hot-tub and be ready when you are, however I had to go seeking the service when ready.
Massage part was OK, felt nice but way too short, HE felt rushed, and just wan't doing it for me, resulting in a no-pop.
Unfortunately the girl declined to give me here name which was either a bit strange, or a language barrier thing.
Overall
Venue: 4/10. Feeling run down, but hot-tub and sauna in working condition. Ok water pressure in the showers. NO working locks on the changing room lockers
Girls on shift: 5/10 - Normal for what to expect from a Rom run establishment. Ok looks, but nothing amazing.
Massage: 5/10 - Felt good, but 2 minutes on either leg, plus 30 seconds on the lower back before the turn over left me wanting more.
Service: 4/10 - Rushed, not sensual in any way, and didn't work for me. Allowed generous access to Arse and Chest however, so not all negative.
Overall: a maybe generous 4.5/10. Would I return, unlikely.
