This is probably the most Neutral punt i've ever had, in fact i'd challenge anyone to say they'd had a more Neutral review, shame there isn't a rating of "Bang Average" as everything about this punt was bang average or slightly Negative
Comms by text, quick to respond and i'm booking in for 90 minutes later, one of the usual blocks off New Whore Lane
I arrive 20 minutes early so sort out my phone; bottle of water etc then send her a text 17 minutes before the start time, most times a text comes back a few minutes later with come now or how long they will be but this time I didn't get anything.
Fair enough and I assumed she was with another punter and then the start time came but i'd heard nothing, I started looking on AW to see if there was anyone else but Maya was basically the best of a bad lot this week as the offerings seem to be Uber shit
I'm wondering if i'm going to get ghosted but send another text 3 minutes after the start time and then 8 minutes after the start time I get one back saying give me 5 minutes, so looks like she squeezed in another punter and I got into her apartment 15 minutes after the scheduled time.
It's dark in the hallway, she looks OK in the dim light then into the bedroom where I can see her better and she's not particular pretty IMO, sort of GND but not in a good way but "Bang Average" in a sort of Homely way
Anyway i'm here now so stump up £80/hh which she goes to stash and comes back just as i'm fully undressed, I ask if she's busy and she gives a sort of non answer like sort of so I ask if she's just had another customer, again no clear answer but it's obvious she has, I don't think her English was that great but I don't think she was making any effort to converse either.
Onto the bed and she wet wipes me quite a lot then starts kissing my stomach and works her way up to my nipple, why the fuck do most of them do that
I lie there and let her get on with it but then she switches to the other one, all this time i'm thinking I don't fancy her that much so i'm worried about whether I will perform and little rock is barely semi flaccid at this point but she's not giving him any encouragement either
Eventually she moves down and starts licking my balls which does tickle and feels good, this was probably the highlight before she starts sucking me (OWO no extra cost) which again feels pretty good and I lie back and let her get on with it and she carries on for about 5 minutes before stopping and grabbing a condom but I tell her that i want to give her oral and get her at the edge of the bed
Her body is OK, probably a size 10 with natural B or C cups, not saggy but not firm either, her whole body is again bang average and not toned but passable and no tattoos, I did notice something slightly strange about her chin which sort of stuck out a bit, not like Jimmy Hill but I can only describe it as slightly bulbous and something under her chin that looked a bit like scar tissue or a burn, she also had a fairly large mole / similar on her chin
She had pubes but at least they were trimmed slightly and she looked to have shaved around her opening but the patch was quite large, I was informed No fingers and started licking her out
I would say that she seemed to enjoy it "Slightly" as she did give a few moans but I got the impression that it was purely for my benefit and there was no gyrating her pelvis or tightening of her legs or any change in her breathing etc
I gave her oral for about 5 minutes and at least she was clean down below, eventually I stopped and we moved up the bed where she put the condom on me but it felt very tight to the point it took ages to roll it fully down and I could feel it constricting me
I went in for a kiss and did get a few quick snogs with the tiniest hint of tongue, again bang average then she applied some lube and I entered her in mish and pumped away but my immediate thought was that I could hardly feel anything at all and this added to my worry about staying hard as I didn't find her that attractive, don't know if she just isn't very tight or whether it was the tight condom or a combination of both but it wasn't great
I managed to maintain wood then kneeled and pulled her legs up but i'm not sure that I could have finished and I told her this at which point she suggested more oral so I took my cock out and removed the condom and started wanking myself, anyway she didn't give me any more oral but lay there on the bed and i'd had enough by now so just wanked myself for a couple of minutes before cumming all over her tummy
She grabbed the towel off the bed and wiped the cum off of herself then gave me tissues and a wet wipe to clean myself so the after sales clean up was predictably bang average
I dressed and really couldn't be bothered with any post punt small talk as I didn't really get anything back from her communication wise all the way through however she did confirm that she's only here this week
I left and then got stuck in traffic closer to home with a closed road so even the drive back was bang average or sub par
At least she was only £80 all in, if it had been more then i'd probably have scored this as a Negative, checked my phone after i'd left and I was out in 28 minutes so basically got the full time
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