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2 girls were friendly
enough but absolutely clueless unfortunately.
Texted Sophie for a sensual massage after decent enough reviews on AW, and she offered 4 hands with her friend for £150 for an hour so I thought why not.
Location: Ground floor flat in a street in Maryhill. Quite a rough street imo.
Girls: both older/rougher than stated with bellies that aren't in their AW pictures.
Service: really awful, within 1 minute of lying there depressed knowing I made a mistake. I wanted to cut it short for a partial refund but had a feeling this might be met with conflict that I couldn't be bothered with.
Lay face down on a towel on bed. Ground floor flat with the window open meaning you're hearing people walk past the entire time and cars speeding past. Absolutely no relaxing atmosphere at all. I was lying there cold and listening to the street noises - no idea why the window was open - it was a cold night. The massage was the least sensual massage I've ever received, even compared to legit ones. Surprising considering the nature of the profiles and services offered. Both proceeded to rub oil into my arse and legs for what seemed like 30 mins. I kept thinking ok enough of this now. I was lying cold there listening to people walking past, them whispering to each other, their phones constantly vibrating (could also see them on the mirror looking down and reading texts) - and just wanting it to end. Absolutely no teasing what so ever or massage skills/techniques - the oil was being rubbed into me the way you'd put sun cream on or something. I kept thinking "I'll be completely soft when I turn around" - also the oil was being put on me cold - they didn't rub it in their palms first to warm it - squirted it on their hand and straight onto me, just clueless.
After about 20-30 mins of the least sensual rubbing I've ever felt, mostly on my legs and arse with the odd weird finger press into my back, someone started almost reaching under. Both took a turn of rubbing their tits on my back for a few seconds each - I was then told to turn over. There was no front massage or teasing, no chest, anything - straight into putting the same cold baby oil on my d and rubbing it - which actually caused some kind of burning sensation so not sure what oil it was. Rebecca done this for a few minutes and her hand got tired so she switched to both hands and done it aggressively almost to try and hurry me on but this was having the opposite effect. She stopped as her hands obviously hurt so Sophie took over while she tickled my chest or something. Also quite painful/aggressive from Sophie but eventually came - it didn't feel nice though. I immediately got up and got dressed and noticed I had been there 40 minutes. No sign of foot job, prostate massage, OW, or anything suggested in the text. Not that I wanted it - I just wanted to relax but it wasn't even a relaxing massage.
Left depressed at the thought of what £150
could have got me. The worst use of £150 in my punting career unfortunately.