Author Topic: Spank My Monkey (Touring in Stirling)  (Read 9250 times)

HappyCappy

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Fucking amaze-balls! I took a £50 BJ and what a time. She's fucking hot like. Proper dirty Essex girl.

A particularly good touch was when she directed me to the shared door of the apartment complex an told me the door number she said;

"Now hurry up and get your cock up here, I'm fucking gagging for it."  :yahoo:

Great looking lass. Slim, tall, glamorous. She was wearing a top and heels when I got there. Her huge enhanced breasts looked great in it.

Enthusiastic sucking and took the lot in her mouth. I don't know for sure if she swallowed but she didn't seem to spit either so yeah. Best £50 punt I've had in ages. She's apparently only there for two days and heading back down South. So get in quick boys!

She is working with her mate Cat. I never saw her but she claims she's even hotter than her. I didn't see her so can't comment but if she is that would be a fucking mind blowing threesome.

She's got some wrinkles but honestly that's fuck all. She's also had a child - she told me - so keep that in mind. I can't speak for how tight she is but her oral skills were porn star good.

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Offline Jabba the Slut

Says on her profile £2000 for anal for 2 hours. Good luck with that.!!!!!

HappyCappy

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Says on her profile £2000 for anal for 2 hours. Good luck with that.!!!!!

Nae chance!

password02

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Says on her profile £2000 for anal for 2 hours. Good luck with that.!!!!!

Saw her in March this year and a positive from me as well - Her pricing is specifically designed £50 - 15 mins & at £80 - 30 mins as its in, cock hard and suck and off you go, she does not really want you there for a chat and discussion on the current news thats why her 1 hour rate is expensive to discourage any punter wanted more than +30 mins

No issues from me I was in and out in 35 with a quick shower included so all good

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Offline Queynte

Amazing!!!!!!

Had thirty min duo (oral only) with her and Kat. £90 for this seemed a deal. Then out came their camera and photo session started.

As I said.... Amazing!!!
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Tjkooker

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Diversity is the spice of life
It's also nice to take pity on those less fortunate than yourself. I'm sure she appreciates the fluffys saying she's a looker.

Offline hitman33

Tjkooker hahaha! You kill me! You clearly know nothing  :rolleyes:

Tjkooker

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Tjkooker hahaha! You kill me! You clearly know nothing  :rolleyes:

Who the fuck are you you twat.???? I said a bird whose link has gone is a munter and you come on here saying I know nothing. Your post and reviews read like atypical fluffy with extremely low standards. Now crawl back under your rock you little wank stain.

Offline hitman33

You can be my little fluffer birch anytime tjkooker! Haha

Tjkooker

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You can be my little fluffer birch anytime tjkooker! Haha

Haha?? Do you really need to laugh at your own comments?

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Met her up in inverness about 12 months ago, maybe a bit longer. Had a Fukin great time, half hour incall, serviced apartment in the centre. She's a big hunni until you look a bit closer. Overall she's the whole package, big busty and shapely and yes, dirty as fuck! Got a big forehead though...not a deal breaker by any stretch.  Got the same line about her gagging for it before I arrived. If it's an act, I don't give a fuck, she absolutely raped the shit out of me and I would go back in a heartbeat!!
Lots of dirty talk, filthy in fact. Good DT with the pornstart head swing, hair thrashing all over the place. Lots of spitting, gagging and good tongue action. She mounted me on the couch, then turned her over for a bit of doggy, couple of other positions and ended up shooting over her tits as she asked me.
Grinning like a Cheshire thinking about it actually.
Good time had by all!! (Who gives a fuck if she enjoyed it, I was paying)

RandyF

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Got a big forehead though...not a deal breaker by any stretch. 

Thank Christ I'm not the only who noticed this!  What a massive brew this whore has. Also looks likes she's thinning on top....

I liked some of the silly shit on her profile, almost booked her but nooo I can't be paying 150 to fuck a baldy whore that looks not unlike my uncle Tam.  Can't afford it the risk anymore.  My next hunners going on a trusted matron, I suspect  :rose:

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Post op? I stopped asking them that question after I've banged 'em, had too many disappointing answers. If you're not too bothered to the answer to that question, I'd give her a spin.

Offline auldie63

FFS you got to be joking! I have been with some dogs in my time but thankfully, up till now, never anyone who is balding and reminds me of any of my long deceased uncles. Thanks but NO thanks.