Punting with a Catheter

[Omadon2001]

Following on from a thread I started last month...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=435768.msg4318232#msg4318232

I've been to my GUM clinic and also paid for a full STI screen and luckily I've not tested positive for any STI but I do have Prostatitis. Yesterday I was fitted with a catheter - which I could have up to 3 months - or maybe longer.

All the info I have says I can still have sex - just fold the pipe - that comes out of my penis - back along the penis shaft and Pop on a condom.

This is something that doesn't appeal to me and I can't imagine that a SP would be too keen either.

Has anyone any experience with catheters and sex / punting. I was going to say "it looks like I'm going to have to keep my legs crossed" but, at the moment, I can't even do that 😕

[Billy no mates]

Just had my catheter removed, after surgery earlier in the summer, I would not want to punt with it in. The pipe in your cock is already a very strange sensation, and don’t forget the bag of piss strapped to your leg.

My advice would be to take a small hiatus from punting, save your hard earned cash, and then do something special when you’re fully back in the game.

Good luck.

[PepeMAGA]

Maybe just have Hand jobs until it's out. Easier to be stimulated without touching the tube

[MissWolf]

Just had my catheter removed, after surgery earlier in the summer, I would not want to punt with it in. The pipe in your cock is already a very strange sensation, and don’t forget the bag of piss strapped to your leg.

My advice would be to take a small hiatus from punting, save your hard earned cash, and then do something special when you’re fully back in the game.

Good luck.

100% this

Catheters are easily disturbed and prone to infection if not looked after properly, one of my regulars now has a permanent one fitted and has retired from punting due to it, we attempted to continue with just gentle HR but just a little too much pressure on on the up stroke and it caused pain, the sensible decision was to stop.

For you this is a temporary situation, take a break and come back refreshed and raring to go, its better than potentially causing yourself a bladder injury and extending the time you have it in for or even causing problems that could make it permanent.

 

[MissWolf]

Maybe just have Hand jobs until it's out. Easier to be stimulated without touching the tube

The issue is that when the penis becomes erect it swells and tightens around the tube, this causes it to grip the tube and the up and down nature of wanking while mostly external, will cause the tube to pull.

That pulls the bubble in the bladder tighter into the opening and can bruise the muscle than controls the flow from the bladder, in some cases if too much vigor occurs on the vinegar strokes you could potentially pull the catheter out far enough for it to get stuck and that will require medical intervention to deflate the bubble and refit, I'm going to suggest that would be really bloody painful 

[daviemac]

Yesterday I was fitted with a catheter - which I could have up to 3 months - or maybe longer.

I would have discussed all aspects of having it fitted, including whether or not sex was possible, with the medical professional who fitted it, but that's just me.

[meptalon]

100% this

Catheters are easily disturbed and prone to infection if not looked after properly, one of my regulars now has a permanent one fitted and has retired from punting due to it, we attempted to continue with just gentle HR but just a little too much pressure on on the up stroke and it caused pain, the sensible decision was to stop.

For you this is a temporary situation, take a break and come back refreshed and raring to go, its better than potentially causing yourself a bladder injury and extending the time you have it in for or even causing problems that could make it permanent.

 

hear hear!

[DastardlyDick]

Another possible issue is that the tube would create a gap at the base of the condom which could let all sorts of nasties in.

[Thephoenix]

Just had my catheter removed, after surgery earlier in the summer, I would not want to punt with it in. The pipe in your cock is already a very strange sensation, and don’t forget the bag of piss strapped to your leg.

My advice would be to take a small hiatus from punting, save your hard earned cash, and then do something special when you’re fully back in the game.

Good luck.

To the OP

I had one fitted for some time after prostate surgery.

I agree with the above advice.

Indwelling catheters significantly increase the risk of UTIs even during normal use.
I'd be wary of doing anything that might increase the risk.
You'd need to be careful not to kink the tube or dislodge it.
Also the bag ideally needs to be kept below the bladder so you need to consider the practicalities.

NHS guidance suggests adopting the practice  you describe.

I can envisage maybe having a go with a LTP who is caring and has an understanding of your situation, and where you have no time pressures, but I wouldn't have wanted to try it with a SP.

Have a break and save your money.

[Strawberry]

Why make things even more complicated  , in your initial thread about the issues you are experiencing I am sure you said you don't want anything to come to your wife's attention.

If having sex creates complication with the catheter, how will you explain that as well as obtaining appropriate assistance and when will whatever tales fall apart.

Might be a good idea to just give your health priority for a while.

[Thephoenix]

I would have discussed all aspects of having it fitted, including whether or not sex was possible, with the medical professional who fitted it, but that's just me.

I'd generally agree with that advice, but in my experience of using indwelling and intermittent catheters most GPs haven't got much of a clue.

The 'medical professional' who fitted mine didn't seem to have clue what he was doing, and I had to get it refitted before I could leave hospital as urine was leaking out.

I was also discharged with minimal information from a young nurse, who also didn't give me enough night bags for the bank holiday weekend.

The surgical team just want to see the back of you with very little post surgery follow up.

I had to research all the information myself.

I could go on.......

Then again my hospital has the 2nd worse reputation in the country with the latest CQC reports still showing 'requires improvement' ratings.

That's despite the very bad publicity following the Lucy Letby case.......but that a different subject.

I believe there's some valuable advice given to the OP from folk with experience.

[yesbby]

Can I ask those who've had catheters or just prostatitis whether you've been regular ejaculators over the years? (I'd expect it of members of this forum). The theory is ejaculation reduces the risk of infection / inflammation in the prostate - I've had that confirmed by a consultant specialising in the prostate.

As someone who's basically wanked himself silly over the years, I've always wondered how much protection this gives..

[daviemac]

The 'medical professional' who fitted mine didn't seem to have clue what he was doing, and I had to get it refitted before I could leave hospital as urine was leaking out.

I was also discharged with minimal information from a young nurse, who also didn't give me enough night bags for the bank holiday weekend.
The surgical team just want to see the back of you with very little post surgery follow up.

I'll say it again, I must be the luckiest bloke on the planet, so lucky I can't understand how I haven't won the lottery.

Whatever treatment I've needed I've had, whatever questions I've had about the treatment have been answered. There's quite a list as well BTW. My doctors are very quick to refer me for anything that requires specialist intervention.

Heart surgery, Cystoscopy, CT colonography and Gastroscopy (plus some others) all done professionally and fully discussed both before and after.

[Dogbreath]

Just ask her to use a strap-on ?

[lewisjones23]

As shit as it may be, probably best to not punt whilst having to wear one.

Will also likely be an issue finding a WG that will go full throttle with a client wearing one as well

[Strawberry]

I'll say it again, I must be the luckiest bloke on the planet, so lucky I can't understand how I haven't won the lottery.

Whatever treatment I've needed I've had, whatever questions I've had about the treatment have been answered. There's quite a list as well BTW. My doctors are very quick to refer me for anything that requires specialist intervention.

Heart surgery, Cystoscopy, CT colonography and Gastroscopy (plus some others) all done professionally and fully discussed both before and after.

To be fair I do know of someone who had a catheter badly fitted by a GP, caused discomfort, leaking, patient had to have it refitted. I also think it depends on the type of person the patient is. Myself on the whole I generally have a good experience [once I get to the medical professional], I'm very physically aware and I listen and read information available. Many people on the other hand only know they've been prescribed 'tablets'.

I've looked up prostatitis today, seems it's an umbrella term for a collection of prostate issues, some may have a bacterial cause, others not.

[Doc Holliday]

This is something that doesn't appeal to me and I can't imagine that a SP would be too keen either.

Then why are you even considering it?

I recall that thread to which I contributed. I was critical of both yourself and some of the medical involvement.

However I am now less critical of the latter, as I subsequently discovered from reading historic posts that you left out much of your highly relevant past medical history.

You seemed to be determined that this was an STI when the chances seemed slim, even without your past medical history not been included in the thread.

I note also from your posts that you do seem overly anxious about STI risks. Given this and the complexity of your prostatitis, I am amazed that you are contemplating sexual activity with a sex worker and a catheter in place?

[Omadon2001]

Thanks for your replies everyone.

I've had two emergency hospital admissions in the post 5 days. My health is not too good at the moment.

My catheter hurts. I can't walk far.

Apparently some catheters come with "looking tubes" others with "short tubes". I've got the shorter version. There's no way I could loop the tube back along the shaft of the penis to put a condom over both the tube and the penis.

I've seen four "medical professionals" since having it fitted and I would echo a previous posters sentiments that they don't have a clue.

Ironically, since having the catheter fitted I spend most of my sleeping hours with a raging erection which is most uncomfortable 😣.

I agree that, for the time being, punting - or even sex/masturbation with my wife, is impossible. Yes, I'm going to save my money and treat myself when I get better.

[paul_tall_]

Thanks for your replies everyone.

I've had two emergency hospital admissions in the post 5 days. My health is not too good at the moment.

My catheter hurts. I can't walk far.

Apparently some catheters come with "looking tubes" others with "short tubes". I've got the shorter version. There's no way I could loop the tube back along the shaft of the penis to put a condom over both the tube and the penis.

I've seen four "medical professionals" since having it fitted and I would echo a previous posters sentiments that they don't have a clue.

Ironically, since having the catheter fitted I spend most of my sleeping hours with a raging erection which is most uncomfortable 😣.

I agree that, for the time being, punting - or even sex/masturbation with my wife, is impossible. Yes, I'm going to save my money and treat myself when I get better.

If you are having a persistent erection and it isnt going down then you should be seeking medical attention/advice at least to check if its a common side effect if not and you are experiencing a priapism then you need urgent medical help as that serious

just be sensible im sure you can survive without punting until things are resolved

[JontyR]

I agree that, for the time being, punting - or even sex/masturbation with my wife, is impossible. Yes, I'm going to save my money and treat myself when I get better.

Slip me fifty notes and I'll treat your wife until then.

[Colston36]

Why make things even more complicated  , in your initial thread about the issues you are experiencing I am sure you said you don't want anything to come to your wife's attention.

If having sex creates complication with the catheter, how will you explain that as well as obtaining appropriate assistance and when will whatever tales fall apart.

Might be a good idea to just give your health priority for a while.

I have been through catheter misery.  You will find, I believe, that advice from the ladies on here about this and many other matters is the usually the best you can get.

[bbwandy72]

Has anyone any experience with catheters and sex / punting.

No. But I'm going to second what others have said. It's probably best to just abstain for the time you have it in. From personal experience, having mine in was quite an unpleasant sensation at the best of times, so even if it's technically possible to have sex with it in, you're unlikely to find the experience particularly enjoyable. And then there's the significantly increased infection risk while it's in. It's your call, but I'd just wait until it's out.

[Omadon2001]

I'm going to wait it out. I've been told that I've got at least another 2 weeks until I have a trial without it (controlled environment in the hospital for a day).

I had my first wank with it in this morning - mainly to try and abate the frequent all night long erections I've been having which has caused kinking of the pipe between the catheter and drainage bag and lots of pain.

The wank wasn't too bad. I took it easy and the semen came out around the catheter.

Hopefully, in another three weeks I'll be punting again 🤞