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External Link/Members OnlyThis was a very speculative punt. I was in the Goodge St area and thought I should see if there was the possibility of a short-notice punt. Following a recent posting I read about the B&S Brazilian squad who have a huge footprint (of stunning looking girls) on AW, I discounted them from my search and that left mainly Chinese and Thai options. Fired off a couple of texts and got a very quick response from Kim Thai.
“I offer rimming Ana, GFE deep dfk owo deepthroat cim erotic massage sex anal sex all positions enjoy shower together cum twice 1hr 150 darling”
10 minutes later I was at the door.
The venue is a flat between 2 eating establishments. People were eating outside of one of them so it’s not exactly discrete as you stand there waiting for the instruction as to which bell to push. There were at least 2 video bells stuck to the door, plus possibility one on the way up as well. So at least a couple of people have me on film. Fucking hate those things.
Now the danger of a speculative instant punt is a failure to do one's homework. If only i'd read the previous reviews!!!
Climbed some stairs and Kim opened the door. Despite other reviewers rating her average I thought she was very attractive given how often the door opening is a massive disappointment. Maybe a size 6, if that. Profile says 27, and that's certainly believable. She has a toned stomach, slender legs with a big thigh gap, but sizeable fake tits, but soft ones that hang down rather than those bullet like ones; also she was very dark for a Thai with a small flat arse. I thought she looked amazing clothed and unclothed and at this point i was quite excited (although not sure about the massive back tattoo).
Whereas my experiences with Thais start with a very warm welcome, with Kim it was quite formal. The English wasn’t great and I didn’t understand much of what she said, but we settled on £130 for 45 mins. We started off with the “enjoy shower together”. This consisted of me standing at one end of the bath whilst she cleaned me. It was reasonable enough, but she kept as back as she could so there was no groping and made me swig an entire cup of mouthwash.
After drying off I lay on the bed and she performed a bit of B2B sliding but it was a bit shit, not really erotic in any way. Despite the advertised services of “deep dfk, erotic massage and GFE”, absolutely none of this was on display and whilst I could have tried it on, I find it hard to get into it if it is forced against an unwilling participant.
Some more cleaning of the cock and then we had a bit of OWO, which was very enjoyable, but tempered by the fact that after a few sucks she spat a bucket of saliva into a tissue and she did this 2 or 3 times before we moved to the sex. She started off on top and it was quite a sight, but it wasn't working for me so we moved to doggy. I casually asked if we could do anal and I was surprised she said yes. So a tick for that one, it’s not something I have partaken in for a long time. After a bit of that it was back to pussy before flipping her over and fucking her to completion. At this point I rolled over thinking maybe a some of the ”erotic massage” might follow, but she wanted me in the shower and out, so much so she led the way insisting that i follow. No post-coital relaxing for me!
So back to the shower and she helped clean me again, but there was nothing erotic about it, and still no physical interaction. In fact, this time she didn't actually soap me down, she just put it in my hands for me to do myself. Very kindly she showered the soap off though! She wouldn’t let me take a dry towel so I had to dry off with the same small (now wet) towel I’d started with. And then I was on my way, I didn’t note the time but I suspect it was about 30 mins all in, rather than the 45 paid for. But at least I left with a bottle of water, which cost me about £30 if I deduct what the session should have cost v what I paid.
So, reasonably attractive girl, fabulous figure, I got to do anal which I haven't done in ages (although not that bothered by it) and I got a bottle of water. But overall it's a clear negative and a valuable lesson as to why one should look at UKP before partaking, even if it's a desperate urge.
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