When your humour falls flat when arranging a booking

[Count Duckula]

making a booking for next week

her - OK so 1 hour you come at 2 o'clock

me - yes will get to you for 2 , will probably come a bit later though 

her - OK you want to come later?

me - i will see you at 2

her - OK

[big-al93]

Let me guess, English was not her first language? "Jokes" like that do not translate and you just confused the poor girl.

On the other hand if it was a native english speaker 

[northface]

unless i am reading this wrong you seemed to have confused her with your reply saying you will be there for 2 and also saying it may be later.
She seems perfectly balanced with her replies.

[Waterhouse]

Can’t say I blame the girl - definitely confusing… especially if she doesn’t know you from Adam.

Maybe if you’d used “cum” instead of “come”, it may have registered? 

[Count Duckula]

Let me guess, English was not her first language? "Jokes" like that do not translate and you just confused the poor girl.

On the other hand if it was a native english speaker 

was native English speaker (unless they lied about nationality)

[southcoastpunter]

was it by text or a phone conversation? In a conversation cum and come sound the same - should be spelt differently in a text message.

but imo, a poor attempt at humour! (even worse than most of mine!)

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

I hear you Mr CD..

Was once in bed with this cute Hungarian SP and I was kissing her lips, then ears, then neck, then, breasts, then belly button, then was just about to begin a bout of

Yodelling, when she grabs me by the ears and said.."  No baby No eat, Only for Hungry man"...quick as a flash  I said "That's Okay baby, I Starving"

Tumbleweeds! ....." I'm Famished!".........Still, Nothing..

[alabama1]

making a booking for next week

her - OK so 1 hour you come at 2 o'clock

me - yes will get to you for 2 , will probably come a bit later though 

her - OK you want to come later?

me - i will see you at 2

her - OK

If i were her i would've blocked you, labelling you as an annoying cunt in her contacts 

[Thephoenix]

I can recall occasionally making the odd quip in a message exchange, but imho they were a bit less corny than the OPs attempt....(or maybe not I hear you say).
However it's usually been with British women who I thought might have a sense of humour.

Even then it can backfire.
Apart from the language problem with non - English speakers, women  from different parts of the country might not 'get the joke'.
A bit of attempted banter from a cheeky Yorkshire lad, may well fall flat when heard by a refined lady from Banbury for example.

I can recall trying to arrange a meeting via WhatsApp and the lady insisted on sharing time limited photos.
When she saw my pic she typed "I'm glad you're nice looking",
Then when I saw her very sexy topless pic I replied "You're not too bad yourself luv!".
To which she replied "Oh!.... Don't you like me then???, which required a bit of rapid grovelling to rescue the situation.

[Strawberry]

The problem is as an SP I do not know if the humour is a joke, or if he really is going to arrive at some layer time. Some SS really do not communicate clearly, and straightforwardly even about something as simple as arrival time. Also use of innuendo and humour can indicate someone is going to become difficult, or is flippant about time/discretion/something else important.

What can seem like a joke can be quite serious, especially if an SP has prior experience of difficult behaviour or other issues that literally 'come with the territory'.

[spiralnotebook]

If i were her i would've blocked you, labelling you as an annoying cunt in her contacts 

 

[Bonker]

Checked the location on maps. It was near the old horlicks factory in Slough.

Are you working in the factory?
What?

[Thephoenix]

Checked the location on maps. It was near the old horlicks factory in Slough.

Are you working in the factory?
What?

She's working the conveyor belt.

[scutty brown]

Checked the location on maps. It was near the old horlicks factory in Slough.

Are you working in the factory?
What?

The Horlicks factory at Ilminster in Somerset was an artificial insemination centre for cattle and pigs.......Was the Slough one similar?

As a kid I could never understand how Horlicks was made from bull semen (there always used to be seven or eight bulls kept in the field next to the works)

[LauraHoD]

Its best to save the jokes for the booking. Once you are on the room and handed over the money she will probably be happy to laugh at your jokes. Before that you will just be annoying her.

[Bonker]

Does your work result in a lot of brick laying, Laura?