Just 4U Victoria

[Madone1]

We'll I was due a crap punt and this one sure was. Fancied a short notice punt as I was feeling very horny and as Shropshire guys know a punt around here is all but impossible so Victoria seemed as safe bet the comms were good the feedback backed up the pic so went for it 8pm town centre hotel. Turned up opened the door and my heart sank a very plan EE girl and very skinny it was the same girl as the profile but with out an hours photoshop work.

Anyway my cock got the better of me and went for a 30 min session had been planning for an hour on the way there. Off come the clothes she drops the knickers an drools down the basque tiny little tit an A cup at most again nothing like the pic.

Climbs on the bed locks here legs together says my hands are cold so no chance of playing with her pussy. Out comes the condom and she puts it over my flaccid cock and starts trying to suck it hard at this point I'm bored so end up watching the TV that's been left on in the room which I fucking hate when girls do that.

After a couple of minutes she ask if I want sex fuck it why not she dumps half a bottle of lube on me and climbs on I play with her little tits as I pound her no chance of kissing from her. Do you want  she asks errh no you can earn this money and do all the work. Blow my beans and she jumps off to get dozens of wet wipes. Cleans me up then gives a half arsed massage witch is just her running her nails along your back. Fuck this I'm out of here dressed and walking back to my car 15 minutes after I turned up. Total shit

Pros : it was just a bit better then having a wank.

Cons: it cost more then having a wank

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[dboy74]

Thanks for the review and heads up.

I had actually been keen to meet her and think she has worked from Halesowen and Solihull previously.

Not obvious from the profile that she is an EE girl either. In the photoshop  pics she reminds me of Fearne Cotton!

[Boundless]

We'll I was due a crap punt and this one sure was. Fancied a short notice punt as I was feeling very horny and as Shropshire guys know a punt around here is all but impossible so Victoria seemed as safe bet the comms were good the feedback backed up the pic so went for it 8pm town centre hotel. Turned up opened the door and my heart sank a very plan EE girl and very skinny it was the same girl as the profile but with out an hours photoshop work.

Anyway my cock got the better of me and went for a 30 min session had been planning for an hour on the way there. Off come the clothes she drops the knickers an drools down the basque tiny little tit an A cup at most again nothing like the pic.

Climbs on the bed locks here legs together says my hands are cold so no chance of playing with her pussy. Out comes the condom and she puts it over my flaccid cock and starts trying to suck it hard at this point I'm bored so end up watching the TV that's been left on in the room which I fucking hate when girls do that.

After a couple of minutes she ask if I want sex fuck it why not she dumps half a bottle of lube on me and climbs on I play with her little tits as I pound her no chance of kissing from her. Do you want  she asks errh no you can earn this money and do all the work. Blow my beans and she jumps off to get dozens of wet wipes. Cleans me up then gives a half arsed massage witch is just her running her nails along your back. Fuck this I'm out of here dressed and walking back to my car 15 minutes after I turned up. Total shit

Pros : it was just a bit better then having a wank.

Cons: it cost more then having a wank

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Thanks for TOFTT mate!
I'd seen the profile before as I expect you have but I'm sure there's a negative review on here somewhere, too tired to look now.
To be fair, I was tempted this morning as I was up for a punt but my brain got the better of my dick. This was after I'd rung Cutie Claire who answered straight away but unfortunately wasn't free in the time slot that I could do. Def gonna give her a go asap.

Anyway, comiserations mate, look on the bright side, you've saved a lot of guys a shit punt and for that I sincerely thank you.

[ziubziauk]

Great Review. I love UKP if nothing more than the witty reviews

[Zook Mihof]

Pros : it was just a bit better then having a wank.

Cons: it cost more then having a wank

 

Comedy gold, even if it is maligned. Sorry it was a shit punt. Good EE's are always few and far between mores the pity.