Here's another mystery: what's your view?

[Colston36]

When about 70 years I had my first sex, one thing thrilled me to bits.

It was the scent and taste between a woman's thighs.

Nowadays it seems the chief criterion seems to derive from how clean she is.

I blame America for this.

But I don't want the scent of soap when I go down.

I want the scent of cunt.

Am I an outdated eccentric?

Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but I don't pay to attend a church service. I want a dirty girl.

What do you think?

[midspunter]

I want a dirty girl but not an unclean one.

Yeah, I quite the musk of a pussy in civvie life but when it comes to having escort sex, hygiene is very near the top of my list of priorities.

[FaciallyChallenged]

What if the cunt has a bit of BV going on?

[Chazz]

I agree Colston, sadly in this game it's a rarity to find a proper cunt-flavoured pussy. 

[Wayfarer]

I want a dirty girl but not an unclean one.

Yeah, I quite the musk of a pussy in civvie life but when it comes to having escort sex, hygiene is very near the top of my list of priorities.

I would agree as well. In this hobby, a high level of hygiene and care is a top priority and criteria for booking a lady. It is actually a point looked for in reviews - like the state of the apartment is tidy etc. It shows the escort cares and is clean.

[MissWolf]

I want a dirty girl but not an unclean one.

Yeah, I quite the musk of a pussy in civvie life but when it comes to having escort sex, hygiene is very near the top of my list of priorities.

The thing is you don't have to smell of soap to be clean, in fact too much soap is our enemy and can lead to BV and a very fishy fanny.

Showers and plain water in that area, not srubbing and specially designed shower gels are better.

The other issue is imo too much shaving, this absolute obsession with a clean shaven cunt or a bare waxed one is not good for women, plus the fact we are not pre pubescent ffs. Trim it for sure but a bush is there for a very good reason and I for one have never had issues with hygiene, smelling like a fish shop or smelling like a chemist shop so my bush stays 

[midspunter]

The thing is you don't have to smell of soap to be clean...

I go genuinely agree with all this but, from a client point of view (or this client, anyway), the smell of soap or similar just means someone has probably washed properly before seeing you, which is a degree of reassurance they take hygiene seriously. A bit like them using mouth wash. Yes, it could be kind of performative cleanliness, but if you're the fourth man to go down on them that day, I do like to think they've had a shower or three.

[Stevelondon]

Who the hell wants a dirty cunt. I for one don’t wa…….


Oh wait a minute, I’m at crossed threads here. I was in the football thread and chatting about Isak.

Sorry. I’ll get back to where I should be. Sorry bout that. !

[Colston36]

All the comments noted that you don't want to end up with a nasty infection.

This is a blinding glimpse of the obvious.

Another glimpse is that the ladies don't want to infect you. So they take care.

I haven't read the thousands of reviews on here - impossible - but don't recall any from punters who've copped a dose.

C:-)

[Colston36]

The thing is you don't have to smell of soap to be clean, in fact too much soap is our enemy and can lead to BV and a very fishy fanny.

Showers and plain water in that area, not srubbing and specially designed shower gels are better.

The other issue is imo too much shaving, this absolute obsession with a clean shaven cunt or a bare waxed one is not good for women, plus the fact we are not pre pubescent ffs. Trim it for sure but a bush is there for a very good reason and I for one have never had issues with hygiene, smelling like a fish shop or smelling like a chemist shop so my bush stays 

As usual, commonsense from the radiant Wolf

[KatieEdinburgh]

You may want our fannies to smell strong but unfortunately you’re in the minority here I reckon

The rest would write up a Negative review for the exact same thing

So most of us try and keep nice and clean at all times


If you’re really struggling to find girls that are dirty or smelly enough why aren’t you asking them to meet you straight after the gym? Or ask them not to shower for you. Maybe offer an extra £10 or something to do this, as I for one would decline… i hate not feeling properly clean

[KatieEdinburgh]

I haven't read the thousands of reviews on here - impossible - but don't recall any from punters who've copped a dose.

Well thats because its not allowed to make allegations of catching a disease off an escort ??? Because its impossible to prove who given it to you


But doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. You can most certainly catch throat STDs from giving reverse oral. I’ve heard it happen to other people 

One part I’ll agree with is that smell doesn’t always mean you’re actually clean (in a STD context)

You could smell like roses but still at risk of catching the throat clap from her
And BV which is the one that is super fishy is not a STD. But from over washing

[advent2016]

No mystery, SPs do what gets them more clients

Most civvies I see, especially the elder ones, don't shave their pussy, until they see my shaven balls and ask would they get more RO if shaven and  my reply is "Yes".
It was a SP who said "you will get your balls sucked much more if you shave them" and she was right, SP and civvy alike.
An older friend said that if she suddenly shaved her pussy her friend at the health club would notice and comment that she had a new toy boy, lover.
Historically in my experience many Asian SPs didn't shave but do now as it must get them more custom, a lot actually like RO. One of the SPs at Rusham road you could give her RO all day

[scutty brown]

And BV which is the one that is super fishy is not a STD. But from over washing

not necessarily true..........it can be a complication of gonorrhoea or chlamydia.
Or a fistula

[alabama1]

The thing is you don't have to smell of soap to be clean, in fact too much soap is our enemy and can lead to BV and a very fishy fanny.

Showers and plain water in that area, not srubbing and specially designed shower gels are better.

The other issue is imo too much shaving, this absolute obsession with a clean shaven cunt or a bare waxed one is not good for women, plus the fact we are not pre pubescent ffs. Trim it for sure but a bush is there for a very good reason and I for one have never had issues with hygiene, smelling like a fish shop or smelling like a chemist shop so my bush stays 

1. Why is bare/shaven 'not good for women' 
2. What is the 'very good reason' for a bush 
I am not taking the piss by the way, i just can't think of any negatives for a woman having a shaved pussy.

[KatieEdinburgh]

1. Why is bare/shaven 'not good for women' 
2. What is the 'very good reason' for a bush 
I am not taking the piss by the way, i just can't think of any negatives for a woman having a shaved pussy.

I believe they’ve done some studies that leaving the natural hair alone means better protection against certain infections? Doesn’t stop me shaving though

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not necessarily true..........it can be a complication of gonorrhoea or chlamydia.
Or a fistula

Yes but BV in itself is not a STD and you can get it regardless of any sex you might be having. Even if you stay a virgin. With the biggest cause being overwashing with soaps !!

[WelshClipper]

As always I get into these posts thinking it would be better if I just kept quiet.

But here goes..

When I was 20-ish I had a girlfriend who really liked RO (oral on her) often pushing my head down as soon as the door was closed. One day she was going through a thunderous orgasm and a college mate of mine banged on the door insisting he be let in. She jumped out of her skin and we bothe straightened up as quick as possible but I am sure he guessed.

Anyhow during that whole relationship (3 months, a long time in college years) I was literally faced with a spotlessly clean pussy but smelling, as Colston says, of that natural pussy musty smell which some guys found so intoxicating.

I hated it.

I only stayed with her cos the rest of her was pretty damn cool. But I think it put me off oral sex of any kind for a number of years. When I started punting, I did it for the fucking, only a year or so in did I start to do RO again and this is when I discovered the immaculately shaved, superbly washed and dried pussy of which most of us are familiar.

So yes I am firmly in the camp of the modern bald clean pussy. Anything else personally puts me off.

 

[Thriceweekly]

I'm not sure about a strong scent tbh, a slight musk is okay. But the taste. Now that can really does it for me!

In younger days I had a couple of girlfriends who had the sweetest tasting pussies. They literally tasted of nectar. I couldn't get enough. It used to drive me wild!

Unfortunately I am yet to find a SP who tastes anything like I remember those two girls. And I am up to 27 different girls and counting since I started punting. I keep on hoping though. 

[Dogbreath]

Another vote for natural here. It’s disappointing to start licking and find she tastes of soap or lube. When I was married, my wife always had quite a strong taste, so maybe I’ve become used to it over the years. Give me unshaved & natural every time.

[Stevelondon]

In days gone by I’ve been out with lasses. Drinking, dancing, sweating, walking, pissing, wiping.

You couldn’t wait to rip each others clothes off so I’ve tasted everything from musk, cheap perfume, expensive cologne, piss and the odd bit of Kleenex.

But in the punting world………. Nah.
I want that shaven (not necessarily) haven to be clean, hygienic and looking like a lotus flower.

Just as the SP will hopefully want no traces of any Helmut Cheese (German dairy producer)

[KatieEdinburgh]

Another vote for natural here. It’s disappointing to start licking and find she tastes of soap or lube. When I was married, my wife always had quite a strong taste, so maybe I’ve become used to it over the years. Give me unshaved & natural every time.

Is that why you chose your username then? Just kidding

[Mstar86]

In days gone by I’ve been out with lasses. Drinking, dancing, sweating, walking, pissing, wiping.

You couldn’t wait to rip each others clothes off so I’ve tasted everything from musk, cheap perfume, expensive cologne, piss and the odd bit of Kleenex.

But in the punting world………. Nah.
I want that shaven (not necessarily) haven to be clean, hygienic and looking like a lotus flower.

Just as the SP will hopefully want no traces of any Helmut Cheese (German dairy producer)

Couldn’t agree more with this. For us these are very different worlds and a dirty escort would just put me off!

Love a musk and don’t want to taste lube (although I’m still yet to RO an escort)

[scutty brown]

Is that why you chose your username then? Just kidding

I'm guessing it's because he's vegetarian.......

[Ghost89]

Maybe change your name to Caniston if you like a dirty cunt.

[alabama1]

I believe they’ve done some studies that leaving the natural hair alone means better protection against certain infections? Doesn’t stop me shaving though

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Yes but BV in itself is not a STD and you can get it regardless of any sex you might be having. Even if you stay a virgin. With the biggest cause being overwashing with soaps !!

Thanks for replying. Disappointed Miss Wolf hasn't replied, as it was her 'facts' that i was querying 

[HorseCatDog]

I'm even more outdated - I like a hairy cunt. 

[MissWolf]

I go genuinely agree with all this but, from a client point of view (or this client, anyway), the smell of soap or similar just means someone has probably washed properly before seeing you, which is a degree of reassurance they take hygiene seriously. A bit like them using mouth wash. Yes, it could be kind of performative cleanliness, but if you're the fourth man to go down on them that day, I do like to think they've had a shower or three.

Written in a hurry during work

What i should have said was your fanny doesn't have to smell of soap to be clean, I agree smelling of soap or a nice shower gel as a general bodily smell is lovely and something I ensure before my bookings.
What I don't do is scrub my chuff with soap, that gets plain water, externally around the area gets soap lol 

[MissWolf]

1. Why is bare/shaven 'not good for women' 
2. What is the 'very good reason' for a bush 
I am not taking the piss by the way, i just can't think of any negatives for a woman having a shaved pussy.

I think you missed the 3 little letters that came before that sentence IMO

That's not necessarily based on fact but on or in my opinion 

Sorry for the late reply but I've been busy outside of this life and don't always keep up 

[IBIZA]

1. Why is bare/shaven 'not good for women' 
2. What is the 'very good reason' for a bush 
I am not taking the piss by the way, i just can't think of any negatives for a woman having a shaved pussy.

You obviously aren't very clued up when it comes to women or you never had a girlfriend. Anyways...

1. Clean shaven pubic area can result in rashes during intercourse because of the friction, as the hair acts as a barrier between the skin.
2. Bush(full hair) has a different scent than a shaven cunt. For this very reason I prefer the primal/natural look.

[daviemac]

You obviously aren't very clued up when it comes to women or you never had a girlfriend. Anyways...

1. Clean shaven pubic area can result in rashes during intercourse because of the friction, as the hair acts as a barrier between the skin.
2. Bush(full hair) has a different scent than a shaven cunt. For this very reason I prefer the primal/natural look.

If you want my advice mate I'd rethink how you post, you come across as passive aggressive at best, there's no need for personal insults just because you disagree with what others say.

[Atrueyorkie]

70 years ago! You must cough dust

[Stevelondon]

You obviously aren't very clued up when it comes to women or you never had a girlfriend. Anyways...

I’d say his 74 reviews alone gives Alabama a fair insight into women.
Crass comment as far as I’m concerned.

[Waterhouse]

70 years ago! You must cough dust

I doubt it, not with all the lovely pussy juice he has lubricating his throat.     

On my part, I do like a neat and tidy pussy - clean and shaved (or well trimmed) - but for it to smell and taste like a pussy. Not super smelly, just that natural musky scent. Heaven.


Al Pacino quote from the film Scent of a Woman…

“Women, what could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fucking genius. The hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips, and when they touched yours were like the first swallow of wine you just crossed the desert. Tits! Hoo-wah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples starring right out at you like secret searchlights. Legs, I don't care if they're Greek columns or second-hands Steinways, what's between them: passport to heaven. Yes, Mr. Simms, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy.”

[Colston36]

70 years ago! You must cough dust

Very witty. I am 89. Maybe you'll be dust before you get there.

[Thephoenix]

I'll never forget seeing my first hairy minge as as the older lads in school used to describe them.
I was about 13 and Betty ( who was the owner of the said hairy minge) was 14.
I'll never forget that first siting behind the bogs in the park, and I've been fascinated by hairy minges ever since.
It was a combination of shock and awe.

It was many many years later when I got to actually taste pussy.
Younger folk may be surprised, but in the 1950s many of us had never heard of cunnilingus.
Our pornography in those days was found in the underwear section of the Kay's catalogue, or inside the pages of Reveille.
I had no idea what a clitorus was.

Any photos of nudes we managed to share on the back row of the physics lab all displayed wonderful full bushes of all hues and shades.
The idea of shaven pussies was at least 20 years away.

Maybe that's why I'm old school.
I don't see any reason to shave pubic hair.
I love the natural smell of a fanny, and the soft pubic hair seems to enhance the scent.

I don't think that was my first impression, but then I didn't like single malt scotch whisky when I first tried it.
I imagine the young ladies thought the same when they got their first whiff of a cock, particularly in the days when a weekly bath was the norm.

Having said that , hairy or bald , I'm easy going.

[Thephoenix]

Not only did I not know what a clitoris was, I couldn't even spell it.

[Heph]

Cleanliness may be next to Godliness...I want a dirty girl.

'Cleanliness', in the dictionary at any rate, is next to cleaning-lady

Two of the principle 'jobs' of a bush are 1/ to protect the area from chaffing and 2/ to help retain the owner's scent.

The loss of this prize natural habitat in the last 25 years has been nothing short of a national tragedy. I can appreciate the merits of a shaven mound, but they just aren't as good as a well-fashioned trim, especially when it comes to the grinding. Fortunately, I think we have now passed peak baldy -I detect the early shoots of recovery of the beavered population.

 

[alabama1]

I’d say his 74 reviews alone gives Alabama a fair insight into women.
Crass comment as far as I’m concerned.

Cheers mate. I was thinking of replying to him, but he's not worth the effort. Happy punting 

[Doc Holliday]

Two of the principle 'jobs' of a bush are 1/ to protect the area from chaffing and 2/ to help retain the owner's scent.

More importantly than 2 it acts as a filter, rather like nasal hair does with your nose and it traps 'dirt' and potential pathogens from entering the vagina.

This does of course mean you need to clean your filter regularly 

With regard to STI transmission then there is really no conclusive evidence either way, but the balance leans toward pubic hair removal as increasing the risk primarily due to the risks of damage with shaving compromising the skin barrier.

One of the reasons this is not conclusive is that the higher rate of certain STI's observed in those who shave, may be related to them being more sexually active. However there is general agreement that the presence of pubic hair does not increase the risk.

[Colston36]

Maybe change your name to Caniston if you like a dirty cunt.

If you want to be witty learn to spell.

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