Northern (Yorkshire / Lancashire) lasses that tour down south

[timelord]

Some of my best experiences have been with ladies from the lovely north trouble is its been a good couple of years since I encountered one down south and I'm lusting after a session with a northern babe that can talk to me in that lovely accent while driving me crazy with her curves any recommendations for SPs that might occasionally tour around the London and teh counties to the west of it? I dont want any grannies and ideally a tall lass is what Im after thats size 10-14

[Stevelondon]

Sorry my friend, no help whatsoever.

But you reminded me of something from yonks back.

I was listening to this bloke going on about a lass he had met on holiday. How she was (in his words) fucking gorgeous and sooooo sexy. The only problem was he couldn’t stand her stupid accent.
He and his mates all had a good laugh.
“So you could give her one but you couldn’t stand talking to her” they all found it so funny.
The bloke was chatting about a Geordie bird he had met in Spain on holiday.

Looking back it was probably around that time that I realised I could live in London. (I’d been there a couple of years by this time) But I was thankful the place was cosmopolitan. Cos listening to these cockney fuckwits was starting to hurt my eardrums.

Some accents just grate don’t they.

Apart from being tied to a chair and forced to watch a video of Sunderland winning the FA cup. Having to listen to Danny Dyer would be equally as painful. 😂

[Stevelondon]

I must add. Some of my best friends are Coc…….

[scouting]

Very good Stevieboy   

[timelord]

With you Steve, if SPs have a strong Cockney, Geordie, Scouse accents they would all require a discount if you ask me.

Not sure where my attraction to the Yorkshire and Lancashire accent comes from as I've spent next to no b time there other than infrequent visits maybe too much nurse Gladys  exposure as a child or more likely some past sessions with great northern birds.

[Heph]

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Told me that she does, and indeed I've recently seen her profile list her location as Knightsbridge, though, I've yet myself to see her in the capital.

<By the way, can a forum helper or mod correct the spelling in the Subject line  >

[Coriniumstud]

I’ve met one Northern sp - British Peach
She was the first one that I’d met that offered cim, she didn’t stop until the last drop, sadly she didn’t swallow

[scouting]

Sorry my friend, no help whatsoever.

But you reminded me of something from yonks back.

I was listening to this bloke going on about a lass he had met on holiday. How she was (in his words) fucking gorgeous and sooooo sexy. The only problem was he couldn’t stand her stupid accent.
He and his mates all had a good laugh.
“So you could give her one but you couldn’t stand talking to her” they all found it so funny.
The bloke was chatting about a Geordie bird he had met in Spain on holiday.

Looking back it was probably around that time that I realised I could live in London. (I’d been there a couple of years by this time) But I was thankful the place was cosmopolitan. Cos listening to these cockney fuckwits was starting to hurt my eardrums.

Some accents just grate don’t they.

Apart from being tied to a chair and forced to watch a video of Sunderland winning the FA cup. Having to listen to Danny Dyer would be equally as painful. 😂

Mate I commented at the time that this post made me chuckle. Last night I thought of you (no not like that gayboy), Danny Dyer is on Prime in Marching Powder. Whilst his character and accent grate as expected, some of the writing is hilarious. The 3 minute introduction with cartoon characters is priceless. Even if you don't like the idea of listening to more I'd recommend those 3 minutes.

I enjoy your posts mate 

[GreyDave]

  Soho Walk ups used to be full of big Northern Lasses on the Away day ticket that British rail did in the 70s and early 80s sadly missed by the likers of fuller figured big titters 

The best one I saw recently was Kerry from Newcastle again no longer with us ...gawd      I am a miserable git today I need a good chinese to perk myself up

[Dogfather]

Love a Northern lass too.

Candice used to tour London a couple of times a year. Well worth the spend.

[gurds]

Eng Nicole tours down south, she's from Lancashire