To complete the set of Thai massage shops associated with each on Trafalgar Road on the A206 into central London is this write up for Baad Nuad Thai Massage and Spa which has been here for donkey years.
Overall Rating: Positive.
Link External Link/Members Only just down the road 2 blocks, opposite the Tesco Express
Sister establishment to:
External Link/Members Only opposite the Iceland Supermarket.
Cost 1 hour £70 plus extra £40 hand job. Total £110.
Location 161 Trafalgar Road, Greenwich, SE10 9TX.
+44 (0) 208 269 2137
+44 (0) 793 697 5633
[email protected] Logistics, booking and communication I had the number for Baad Nuad Massage shop so I called ahead to make a booking and a slot was available at short notice. I made my way there as quick as I could. There is not really any car parking available in that area so it is better to take public transport.
The shop is right on the street which is really busy. Opposite Baad Nuad is a Tesco Express with an ATM where one may be able to procure cash if needed to keep their paper trail clear.
On the same side of the street is another two other Chinese massage shops which look as seedy as you can expect. One of the Chinese massage shops door faces onto a bus stop. So hardly discrete.
Further up two blocks on the same side of the street from Baad Nuad is Ruean Siam massage shop which is the sister establishment to Baad Nuad. You are spoilt for choice in terms of massage shops in such a short distance on such a busy road into London Town.
The shop itself is very exposed to people passing in the street. There is floor to ceiling clear windows only covered up by some marketing imagery and prices written on the glass pane. This means people driving by or walking by will see you if they look in. If they know you then they may ask you next time they see you how was your massage at Baad Nuad.
Baad Nuad’s opening hours are:
OPENING HOURS
MONDAY – 11:00am – 09:00pm
TUESDAY – 11:00am – 09:00pm
WEDNESDAY – 11:00am – 09:00pm
THURSDAY – 11:00am -09:00pm
FRIDAY – 11:00am -09:00pm
SATURDAY – 11:00am – 09:00pm
SUNDAY – 11:00am – 09:00pm
I explained to the lady at Reception that I had made an appointment a little while earlier and I was here for it. They took down my name and my mobile number and then took £70 from me. I did think, why do you need my name and mobile number? I guess it is to show that they have had business if HMRC or plod came in the door and need to check. The better view may be its their way of knowing which girls did how many guys and how to divide up the money paid at reception with the girls providing the massage.
From what the girls tell me, the vast bulk of their money is not from the massage money but from the extras that they do so that is how you get the good service.
Another red flag there for potential customers of an exposed to the public entrance on a busy road and busy footpath with lots of shops and a Tesco Express across the road AND having to give your name and mobile/contact number. Of course, you can give a fake name and number, but if you are not quick you end up like me giving proper details. A forewarning here to my fellow punters.
Services The price list for Baad Nuad massages and other services is linked here.
External Link/Members OnlyMy service was hour deep tissue massage, Thai style, for £70 and during the session went for a £40 oily hand job was discussed and agreed upon totalling £110. I have had other massages here and paid differing amounts to differing women. I found that there was a shift system that some girls work on specific days. If there is a particular lady that you are quite taken by then you need to ask the girl for the days she works.
Now with the opening of Ruean Siam Massage shop further up the road by two blocks I expect that the women have more shifts to be able to earn money.
GirlNon-descript Thai lady, petite, slim, mid 30s or early 40s. Hard to tell. Many of the Thai ladies here are of the same age. Thai women age well so they are always older than you think.
MeetingAfter taking my money I had to wait for a bit. I felt exposed as I was stood in reception with all the traffic and floor to ceiling clear pane glass so anyone can see you. Eventually, a lady came from out of nowhere, none of the women I saw at reception. She leads me up the hall to have a look at the massage rooms there, there was a cackle of Thai from the women at Reception and then she led me back to Reception and out in the street. I went oh fuck. Now everyone can see me walking out with a Thai Masseur following in public on the street. The door to the cellar massage rooms is on the right-hand side of the building as you face Baad Nuad from the street.
We go to the cellar massage rooms. I see there is a massage room with two massage beds which is for the double massage experience where two of you can be massaged at the same time. I think this is meant for couples. Well, it is certainly marketed as such on the website to me.
My lady finds us a single massage room and I settle in. She leaves to go do whatever that she needs to do to get ready. While she does that I undress. I do as I have been previously instructed that if you want your tackle being handled then strip down to your nuds and if you just want a massage then keep your undies on. I take my pants off and climb onto the massage table and lie face down and try to get comfortable.
After a while she comes back. She plays some music on the phone or on the little radio in the room and goes about prepping her lotions and oils. She starts off with a towel over me giving me a rub down and shake down. After a bit she rubs some oil on me to spread it all around. I think she is scoping me out as to where to direct her ministrations. Then she climbs onto the massage table and holds the ceiling with her hands climbs and walks up and down my back to try to get the knots out of my back. All I can feel is the pressure of a small person standing on me.
She gets off me and then the massage proper begins. There are oils used over my legs, back and shoulders, neck and upper arms. There is nowt to write home about.
In the latter half hour of the hour massage, the tone changes as she does arse massage and credit card style swipes, up and down my arse crack and tickles my balls. She asks is there anything else I would like?
We have a discussion on what is on offer. I settle on a hand job which is £40. I am not a good negotiator.
The lady pours an enormous amount of oil onto my cock shaft and begins to use her hand on my tool like it is a piston in an internal combustion engine. She yanks it up and back down and tugs and cajoles it. I think she is going to pull it out from the root. The family jewels would be gone.
I lie back and think of whatever I need to get me over the edge. After what feels like an age, I pop and cover myself and her hand in semen. She continues to tug until I am spent.
She gets some paper towels for herself and for me. I get a few sheets to dry myself off. I take some breaths to recover and realise it is time to go. The show is over. The massage is not going to continue even though there is more time on the clock.
I get up and go to get dressed while she leaves to clean herself up a bit more. Later on, she returns where I then get handed a bottle of water and I am allowed to make my leave.
This is where at the end I pay the lady the extra £40 for the additional services rendered. She puts her palms together and gives a Thai farewell and I thank her for her service.
I leave the room, walk up cellar stairs and back out into the street and stride off merging into the other pedestrians in the street.
PositivesMassage was good. Not the best, but good. I have a stiff back so it is hard to get traction on it.
The Tesco Express across the road has a free ATM to withdraw cash.
A bottle of water is gifted to you on your way out to rehydrate you.
NegativesExposed entrance to the public for all to see through floor to ceiling glass pane windows while waiting or at reception. There are a lot of opportunities to be seen by someone from the road while driving by, by pedestrians, cyclists and those shopping at the Tesco Express across the road.
Need to provide your name and a mobile contact number when booking over the phone or in person which is hand written into year planner diary. Basically, there is a record of you being there.
If you massage room is not on the ground floor level in the hallway from the Reception then it is in the down stairs cellar rooms which require you and the masseur appointed to you to walk out of reception into the street and to the door on the right hand side when you face Baad Nuad from the street.
Overall, would I return? Yes, I have.
