Date: Last month
(Doesn't have a website but googling the name will show up on google maps)
Venue: Based just outside of the main Rochester town center, kinda standard place not too worse for wear but not impressive either.
Price: £50 for 1 hour massage and £20 for HJ.
Girl: maybe late 30s, very heavy probably size 19, didn't get a name.
Was in this area last month and had some time to spare so looked at the local massage places, in hindsight I probably chose the worst looking one but this was open at the time, called up and asked if they could book me in and they said no problem, drove up there and it's right opposite a synagogue which i thought was a weird place for a massage parlor!
Walked in a saw a very heavy set woman on the desk dressed in baggy t-shirt, shorts and crocs, i thought "she must just be checking people in" confirmed I was there for the booked appointment and she led me into a massage room.
I got undressed and laid down on the table, must of waited there for like 8mins before I heard the door open. My heart sunk as it was the heavy receptionist and realised she was the one massaging me! Straight away she covered me completely with a cloth and started the massage, it was pretty sub par didn't really seem to know what she was doing, she was uncovering each part of my body she was massaging then covered me up again with the cloth when done.
I got the feeling this was going to be a legit massage only place which I wasn't too worried about as I didn't find her attractive at all.
She asked me to turn over and again covered me fully with a cloth so thought "right massage only then" and suddenly she lightly brushed my cock over the cloth and said "anything extra?". My penis took over my thought process I asked how much for HJ? She said £20 and I thought if it's that cheap then fuck it and paid up.
She took away the cloth completely, oiled up my cock and started rubbing away. The HJ was pretty bad, there was no light teasing or edging or anything like that she just pumped away until i cum. She cleaned me up and finished with a half arsed leg massage, after I got dressed and zipped out of there.
Verdict: This is partly my fault as I just looked at the closest place that was open, I can see there was other massages places in the area that looked appealing that actually have websites, but yeah the lackluster massage, the appearance of the woman and the meh HJ has to be a negative.
