ANGELICA BEST ORAL - Edmonton

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Date: Early June
Price: £120 for 60 minutes
Time: evening

COMMS
Initally good. Fired off an exploratory text and got an instant reponse. Arranged for an hour in 30 mins. Then it all went downhill. Arrived 5 mins before and texted for door number. Radio silence. Walked to the approx location and waited for 10 mins. Although I am quite new to punting, only a few months in, you kind of develop a sense for some things and I was looking at a likely location across the street. Halfway through my 10 min wait, saw another what looked punter leave the place. Went back to the motor to send a chaser and think of heading off. Got a response asking if I was at postcode. Said yes, and next text said I will give you directions when you at postcode.  Another text stating I am already here. Then silence again. Followed up a few mins later and finally got the full address. And it was indeed the place I thought it was! 

The Venue
The flat was directly next to a busy main road, as it was early evening lots of traffic, but quite a few people wandering about. Once inside, immediately face to face with a Portugese Sergei who beckoned me in. Asked to see the girl, and she turned up, so I went inside, but kept my guard up. Was ushered into a double room, queen size bed, chair, dresser. Functional. No fan. Ang then asked me to disrobe while she stashed the cash. Heard her outside the room chattering away and heard 'Papi' used a few times. Came back in and said she needed a shower. Fine I said, thinking at least she is hygenic as the last punter had just left, but could have used the time messing me about to clean up. She then disappeared for the next 15 minutes! Was about to put my clothes back on, demand a refund and leave, but she returned just in time with an apology and promise of a good service.

The Girl
It is the girl in the photo, with the usual plus 5 - 7 years and little bit larger. Chebs looked full and promising and the backside that I was here for was suitably large. She herself is quite short and it looks kinda ridiculous on her frame. I found her attractive, nice curly hair, facially not stunning but OK. The last picture in her free gallery is the most accurate.

The Punt
Usually I always take a quick shower to make the girl feel at ease about hygiene, but as I had just had one, she had an extended one and I did not know if I was going to be short-changed on time, decided to get on with it. She told me to lay down on the bed, gave me a quick wank and as I was already hard after seeing the Bristols and back, slipped on a jimmy for OW. She then gave me one of the worst BJs I have ever had. Barely put any of little Koj in her mouth, 0 suction, just about encased half of the tip and was done in under a minute. Best Oral is a bare-faced lie, I thought, more like Angelica Barely Any Oral, but I was here for some poundage so kept quiet. Tried to get my mouth around the mammaries to be told "Ees extra baby". AllI could do was cup, play and motorboat a little which was fun, but put another downer on things.

She then mounted me for cowgirl, slapped on some lube and dropped down, here we go! i thought. I was so wrong. "Baby, you ees too big". My dreams instantly shattered. I told her to go slow, she would be fine. She gave some half-hearted bounces but it was not doing anything. Turned her around for RCG so I could enjoy the view of the arse, but the riding was terrible. Less than 5 mins she said she was tired and wanted mish.

Got her on her back, more lube and I gently started at my task. More complaints about gentleness and sensitivity even though I felt I was moving at a snail's pace. Did manage to get a semblance of a rythtm going and she was making the right noises. Her voice gets very soft and seductive during the deed, which I took as encouragement, but then again hit with complaints about sensitivity. Managed to work with this for a few mins, then she pleaded tiredness again. But she voluntarily turned on her side and invited me back in. With those soft arse cheeks exposed, I slipped in thinking this is where everything is going to get better. But it didn't. I always wondered if a girl has a large arse, the cheeks must swallow up a few inches of length trying to reach the pussy. Dunno how true this is, but the complaints from Ang made me think that she must have been expecting only a tiny amount of cock to get in. She hummed, haw'ed and moaned. Then she'd go quiet for a few moments, then start pushing back on me like she was making an effort. But when I matched her pace it all came to a halt. Very frustrating. She also started to say that I needed to cum. Told her that i was nowhere near and she then said that she has a gameplan where I should cum. Get an oil massage, have a quick chat and then round 2. Told her that I don't work like that and as I had paid for an hour she should expect to get fucked for at least 45 minutes. She said she has other customers later, like this was my problem. 

Got her into doggy. View of that arse was magnificent, arch was good. She made slightly more of an effort to throw it back here, no pounding allowed so could not slap the checks, but for a few mins she did some work which was nice. Could not go to town as this produced torrents of complaints, talk of other punters and tiredness, so did the best I could. In my mind I could not help thinking how you could have a body like this and be unable to take dick. What a waste.

Around 45 mins later, knew I was not going to cum and the occasional pushback, while nice were not going to get me there, so decided to end. She got up like I was going to leave and I asked for a massage. This was worse than the BJ. She literally slapped some oil on my back and rubbed it up and down. She then expected me to get dressed with oil literally dripping off me.  Told her she needed to clean it off, so she located a towel and got rid of most of it.

Started getting dressed and she continued to grumble to me that I had destroyed her pussy for the next few days and all she wanted to do now was sleep, she's a working girl and I should respect that she has other customers, what the hell was wrong with me? Mentioned that she was off to manchester (she's back in London now), and I told her, that her pussy was mine now, I had left my mark inside it. 

Asked her if her arse was real, as I was in two minds, it just seems ridiculous for someone her size and she got offended and said it was. Then she asked if my dick was real. Told her it wasn't, I had just decided to use that particular attachment on the punt to fuck with her. She didn't appreciate my humour. Asked for some water, which she provided, threatened that I would visit her again, and then left. Checked my watch and noted that I did get the whole hour.

I have moved back and forth between neutral and negative. Double-booking, time-wasting shower, terrible BJ, Sergei etc, but she made an effort to get clean and gave me the full hour. But after much debate have decided on negative. I would not recommend going for a longer session, maybe 30 mins could work if it was not directly after another punter.  I read some other reviews before booking which were for a shorter time and they seem to have had better results with her.

I was planning to try a shorter session myself when she returned, but thinking it thru again has knocked her down the priority list. Maybe I will try to catch her earlier in the day. I can't help thinking that there must be way to clap her cheeks properly and that I need to discover what it is.

YMMV