I amaze myself sometimes. Why not just go home after you’ve sorted out a bit of business in the area. But no. Let’s have a beer and while we are at it. Have a flick though the pages of AW and try a massage somewhere nearby.
Unfortunately for me. This SP replied incredibly quick and I booked in.
Comms : Sent text. Got a reply ‘Yes available now’. So booked 30 minutes.
Venue : Flats near Holiday inn Express about a mile from Three Bridges Station. Front room, massage table and sofa in it.
SP : Quite attractive GND (Her in the pics) Slim nice body, breasts natural but a tad droopy. Nuff said.
Event : To say this was a non event is being kind. Handed over the cash. Undressed. She was only wearing a thong and this came off immediately.
I laid on my front, face through the hole. After about 2-3 minutes. I looked up as nothing was happening. She was looking at her phone.
I knew at this point. It was not going to be good. I gave an inward sigh and decided it was a good idea to maybe catch 40 winks.
Suddenly she was at the head end and as I looked at her bare feet she sort of started to rub my shoulders and back. Then she moved to the side and gave a very brief reach under for a nano second before running one hand up and down my left leg. She didn’t bother with the right leg. Perhaps that’s only in the hour booking
All of 5 minutes and then she says “Turn over”
The worst kind of rub followed but not until she had picked up her phone and started texting someone again.
Then back to the non massage. How I ever managed a hard on I’ll never know. Sheer will power I suppose.
Thankfully got it over with (you could not call it anything else but a bored wank)
She actually picked up a pack of wet wipes and threw three or four at my cock.
Then she disappeared out the room. 😱
I cleaned myself. I got dressed and walked out the room into the hall. She was in the bathroom doing whatever it was she was doing and simply nodded at me “Bye”
I opened the flat door and headed for the lift.
I headed for the pub in need of a drink after that absolute crap punt.
I cannot stress how bloody bad it was.
It made the last massage I had with Paris Blue (review neutral) positively incredible. 😂
£90/30 (Probably more like 20)
I’ll tell you how crap it was. The highlight was turning over and she placed a pillow under my head. That was the best part. 😂
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