I've literally just come back after spending 3 days solo in Pattaya. Work commitments as I said previously in a thread meant that I really only had up to about 6pm local time to enjoy myself.
DAY ONE... Got motorbike taxi to Buzzin, 3 kms away ( about £1) wherever you go but just missed the bar crawl it was about 2pm so went across the road to Maggie Mays. Maybe only 3 or 4 gents drinking in the open air (bearing in mind they had just opened for the day) and about a dozen girls all age and sizes. Ordered myself a beer and started to people watch. Not much happening so I went inside, air conditioning and a couple of hotties playing pool but neither much better than you would find at home.
Then joined by another girl (mid 20's hot pants and an arse to die for) who came and sat with me. Offered her a lady drink (about £3) and conversation started. By now I've got the horn so asked straight out! ST room upstairs 300 bhat and st 1500 so about £41 all in. Rooms where adequate and the service unbelievable. Straight into DFK , absolutely cracking body and no rush. Back down stairs after about 40 minutes and carried on chatting to her.
Outside is an absolute 10/10 talking to another couple of girls wishing I hadn't rushed in now as I'm usually a one pop guy so asked the girl who I was with about the set up. Basically if you see a girl you like you simply only need to ask if they would like to come over so she asked me did I want her to come over.. OMG yes. so a couple of minutes later I have them both sat with me. 2 more lady drinks (£6) and a free game of pool starts. The 10/10 is now all over me so who am I to refuse. Different room this time. Again straight into DFK again and for the 1st time in memory I'm rock hard again within 30 minutes of the 1st punt. Oral was out of this world and straight into missionary whilst an absolute stunner kept eye contact asking me to fuck her slowly. I'm not going to cum quickly after the previous round so probably a good 10-15 minutes of this before I withdraw and she finishes me by hand whilst playing with herself.
I'm now completely spent and she thanks me!!
So I leave the bar 2 hours after arriving having sampled the delights twice having spent a grand total including 2 beers & 3 lady drinks for a grand total of about £94.... try doing that back in the UK!! and apart from the price you get to choose, see before and have every confidence that it's a punt that can't disappoint.
Back to the hotel 10 minute away by 5pm with the wank bank memories full for that day!!!
DAY 2
Now fully recovered from the previous days exploits and having a coffee speaking to an American guy (similar age at 50) who has been here for 3 months contemplating moving over here. His favourite place is the Windmill but they don't open until 4pm so I explain I've only really got the daytime to myself and he suggests Thaitian Queen on the main Beach Road, it opens at 1pm and I'm there at 1.05 pm.
Outside the temperature is about 36 degrees and almost unbearable to walk in if you're a pale Englishman not used to it so straight inside for an afternoon that probably changed my punting exploits back home for good!
The bar is dimly lit (you get used to it ), waitress service with a row of horseshoe comfy seats with high up fix tables that would probably fit 12 punters and 4 girls at each table. The waitress escorts me to my table of choice, A quick look around to see absolutely no girls in and 4 guys (again about 50) stood in a corner enjoying a beer together, who I later find out are the Australian owner and his daily drinking buddies.
10 minutes in and I'm thinking I've made a bad choice but then it all changes. From behind a curtain a cute girl arrives dressed in a one piece swimsuit ( later again to find out is 34 but could pass for mid 20's any day of the week) smiles at me and in perfect English asks would I like company. Yes of course. Waitress comes over , I buy her a drink (£3) which she politely thanks me for and I'm told I can smoke if I wish to. She explains the girls work 2 different shifts 1-7 the 7 till 1am . A little usual chit chat then after 5 minutes the curtain opens and out come a bevy of girls or ages and sizes literally 25 girls, I counted !!! 6 straight onto the pole dance stage right in front of me and the rest scattered around the bar as the rock music starts. In the meantime 4 punters are now in and and it's vibrant.
Her friend, completely different shape, huge tits and a 2 piece bikini joins us (asking 1st if it was ok) , lady drink bought and now I've 2 beauties with me. Both keen to hold my hand, stroke my legs and back in a completely relaxed atmosphere.
Over the course of the next 1 hour or so the conversation was flirty, no pressure to buy lady drinks and I'm in heaven. On the stage a couple of gorgeous girls are beckoning me to invite them over, The 1st girl asked me am I happy with her company or would I like to change, I stick with the same 2 girls. After a while she tells me it's her turn to dance which she does on stage right in front of my with come to bed eyes beckoning me. She's fit as fuck but there are probably 10 or more equally as stunning if not better dependant on your personal preferences.
As she dances the other girl asks me if a want ST with her or do I prefer her friend ( or both together!) I politely decline saying I'm happy as I am The 1st girl returns asking if I liked the dance and her friend gets up to dance. I tell her what her friend said and she giggles, I ask the price which is 500 bhat for the room and 2000-2500 dependant on the girl. Again no pressure at all.
I've been there now 90 minutes, had amazing flirty company bought 2 beers and 4 lady drinks ( total cost £16 ) and the curtains opens as 2 stunning beauties enter and stand by the bar looking like rabbits in headlights. 1st girl explains that they are new, age verified both 18 and haven't the confidence to approach punters so won't last long. Eventually they both get up to dance and I'm now the one like a rabbit in the headlights! I'm now alone with the 1st girl and she asks me do I want their company...well of course. Over they come lady drinks for all 3 bought and 1st girl whisper to them both and immediately both their hands are on my cock under the table. Over the next hour this continues, I buy another couple of rounds of lady drinks and have a couple myself. Now 5 beers in I'm thinking do I or don't I with these 2 newbies as the chance might not come my way again but just as I'm ready to commit I change my mind as they are simply too young looking (although 18) so I don't go for it. I'm horny as hell , its 4.30 pm but I'm simply happy sat there.
After 2 1/2 hours there I only seen 2 girls take punters upstairs but with probably 12 punters in they seems just happy to flirt and change company after 30 minutees or so. I decide to leave as I'm 5 drinks in, settle the bill approx £48 and say my good byes with a kiss saying I'll return tomorrow.
Hop on the motorbike tax to soi 6 (about 5 mins way) ready to simply fuck they hottest thing I can find. Dropped of at the far end, not the beach end, it's 5 pm so not many punters, 1st bar outside is a blond Thai beauty dressed in uniform with bolts on and a slender frame. Omg a didn't look further straight in 500 bhat for the room 1500 st straight up to the room blow job in the shower than fucked her doggy style with her hands pressed against a full length mirror and blew my load in seconds!! she commented "that was quick " at least I think that's what she had said, oblivious to the fact that for the last3 hours others had "warmed me up !" Perfect end to day 2. Total cost of he day less than £100 !
Day 3
Decide to return with the sole intention of fucking the 1st girl from yesterday. Arrive to find about 5 punters in, waitress recognises me and escorts me to the same seat, disappointed that 1st girl isn't there.
Joined by another stunner, lady drink bought and conversation is immediately full on dirty talk with her intensions clear. Joined by her friend they say they remember me sat there yesterday and to I want a threesome with full on lesbian action. Impossible to refuse and I've not even been there 5 minutes!!. 500 bhat room and 1500 each girl so about £82. Upstairs for the the most amazing 40 minutes. a blur of 3 way kissing one sucking my cock whilst I had my tongue buried in the other, constant switching until a finale straddling one for a tit wank with them French kissing and an explosion so intense I nearly passed out!!
Returned downstairs to find the girl from yesterday stood at the bar, she waved to me came over and apologised she was late arriving. After the total excitement of the last 40 minutes I now find myself completely disappointed that I didn't wait knowing full well there's no way I can perform/ cum again . So for the next 2 hours I enjoyed her company chatting about everything regretting the fact I wouldn't have the mojo left to fuck her. Time for me to go. A quick kiss goodbye and the one regret of my 3 days there.
Would I return? in a heartbeat ! Punting in the UK will never be the same again!!
