Reverse oral - advice

[brighton_beautiful]

Reverse oral is an absolute must for me.  I love the smell, the taste and the (probably misplaced) assurance that I am provding pleasure to the girl.  I wear glasses IRL, but for punts usually deferred to lenses to make RO a sensual overload.  Trouble is, I've recently had to get varifocals, and lenses make it hard to see what I am licking.   If you have similar desires and failing eyesight, is keeping glasses on prcatical, accepted?  I love the whole sensual experince (taste, feel and sight) of a pussy being licked (by me).  Should I ditch the lenses and keep the glasses or just accept this is one pleasure I have to accept being less pleasurable?

[RandomGuy99]

Do you really need glasses to be eating pussy?

Unless you use your eyes to lick it?

In which case I think you really do need to go to Specsavers.

I think they have a pussy chart and ask what features of the pussy you can see.

Can you see the clitoris?"

"What about now?"

"Is it better with this lens... or this one?

"With or without?"

Just take them off and get in there with your tongue.

[daviemac]

Surely if your eyesight's that bad it's a white stick and a guide dog you need?   

I wear varifocals but take them off during a punt and can still see what I want to see.

[webpunter]

Do you really need glasses to be eating pussy?

Just take them off and get in there with your tongue.

WTF is going on with some of the newer UKPers ?
There's me thinking the [massage] connoisseur was bad enuf
& this one rocks up FFS

Anyone with half decent RO skills should be able to do it with their eyes closed
Fuck knows how many civvies i've nailed & done RO in the build up & often its been dark
Some of em havent been the best & darkness is a bonus, phew TFFT
This muppet had better invest in a torch just in case 

I really cant see any SP getting even vaguely moist with you down below
"I love the whole sensual experince (taste, feel and sight) of a pussy being licked (by me)"
There's me thinking its all about revving them up, how silly of me 
They'll be climbing the walls no doubt 

Anyways @b_b UKP is all about helping fellow members
See attached over glasses protective goggles which i'm pretty sure are fanny batter proof
You can check the exact product details to be 100% certain
Crack on & buy some
Good luck

Ooops nearly forgot, make sure you take your socks off !

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[LLPunting]

If you're sight correction is significant then wear one contact lens, your choice if it's in your dominant eye or not, just not your japs eye.
Bonus your supply of lenses lasts twice as long.

[mr.bluesky]

WTF is going on with some of the newer UKPers ?
There's me thinking the [massage] connoisseur was bad enuf
& this one rocks up FFS

Anyone with half decent RO skills should be able to do it with their eyes closed
Fuck knows how many civvies i've nailed & done RO in the build up & often its been dark
Some of em havent been the best & darkness is a bonus, phew TFFT
This muppet had better invest in a torch just in case 

 what he needs is one of these head torches so he has hands free access to her fanny ( if he did it with his eyes closed he might be licking the chocolate starfish by mistake) 

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[B4bcock]

If you're sight correction is significant then wear one contact lens, your choice if it's in your dominant eye or not, just not your japs eye.
Bonus your supply of lenses lasts twice as long.

I have done this a few times and it works well.  One advantage of short sightedness is you usually have good close-up vision, so the eye without the lens gives a great view of the liver and bacon in all its glory.

[Thephoenix]

If you're sight correction is significant then wear one contact lens, your choice if it's in your dominant eye or not, just not your japs eye.
Bonus your supply of lenses lasts twice as long.

I bet Popeye had no trouble with his one eye when muff diving Olive.
Maybe it's some spinach tho OP needs.

I still wear old fashioned bi-focals (useful for mfm) but take them off once tha action starts.

My RO is so good I'd need windscreen wipers on my  specs.
If I'm close to a fanny I couldn't focus anyway. I'd go gozzy.
Surely muff diving is more to do with touch anyway.
You don't need glasses on the end of your tongue.



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[Doc Holliday]

Reverse oral is an absolute must for me.  I love the smell, the taste and the (probably misplaced) assurance that I am provding pleasure to the girl.  I wear glasses IRL, but for punts usually deferred to lenses to make RO a sensual overload.  Trouble is, I've recently had to get varifocals, and lenses make it hard to see what I am licking.   If you have similar desires and failing eyesight, is keeping glasses on prcatical, accepted?  I love the whole sensual experince (taste, feel and sight) of a pussy being licked (by me).  Should I ditch the lenses and keep the glasses or just accept this is one pleasure I have to accept being less pleasurable?

Firstly welcome to the forum 

I am confused. When my tongue is in contact with the lady bits, all I see if my eyes are open, (and mostly they are not) is the mons pubis and beyond to chest and maybe face? Is that what you are missing? You will rely entirely on the sensory nerve endings in your tongue to perform cunnilingus and not sight. Or am I missing something?

[Stevelondon]

I have done this a few times and it works well.  One advantage of short sightedness is you usually have good close-up vision, so the eye without the lens gives a great view of the liver and bacon in all its glory.

I apologise profusely on B4bcocks behalf to all of our Muslim readers.

[quatter11]

Seriously, it's like Viz at the moment on here. Love licking pussy but I'm so blind I can't see it. Have you ever punted while walking the dog? Propositioning random woman in the hope they are WGs. What would you do if you met a post-op trans?

It really is the school holidays isn't it? But the worst thing is that members are actually replying (Like I just have!) and are indulging them.

[LLPunting]

I have done this a few times and it works well.  One advantage of short sightedness is you usually have good close-up vision, so the eye without the lens gives a great view of the liver and bacon in all its glory.

Indeed.
Only time it makes no difference is when she insists on smothering your whole face with her drenched cunny.  Almost lost consciousness with one petite Chinese recently when she planted her sluice over my nose and mouth in 69 grinding her button on my struggling tongue.  Couldn't see a thing, myopia or not, at least until the brilliance of blackout began.

[RandomGuy99]

Seriously, it's like Viz at the moment on here. Love licking pussy but I'm so blind I can't see it. Have you ever punted while walking the dog? Propositioning random woman in the hope they are WGs. What would you do if you met a post-op trans?

It really is the school holidays isn't it? But the worst thing is that members are actually replying (Like I just have!) and are indulging them.

It keeps the kids off the streets until school starts again.

[LLPunting]

It keeps the kids off the streets until school starts again.

They can be on their phone on the street... Only hope is they don't see the traffic coming. Yay Darwin!

[WAY-WARD]

"I love the smell"....the last think I want during RO is a smell

[Doc Holliday]

Indeed.
Only time it makes no difference is when she insists on smothering your whole face with her drenched cunny.  Almost lost consciousness with one petite Chinese recently when she planted her sluice over my nose and mouth in 69 grinding her button on my struggling tongue.  Couldn't see a thing, myopia or not, at least until the brilliance of blackout began.

Clearly I am missing something here? Whatever the state of my eyesight (corrected or otherwise) I cannot see my tongue 

[time2play]

As a fellow short sighted aging punter, I have to agree that the struggle is real. It's just really annoying and takes you out of the moment. Have you ever tried very expensive multi focal contact lenses? It doesn't bother me as much that I've tried them myself but I know what you're talking about 

[LLPunting]

Clearly I am missing something here? Whatever the state of my eyesight (corrected or otherwise) I cannot see my tongue 

I am only talking about the optical mechanics of being able to see clearly whatever you want to see in the moment.  RO technique-wise it's about lingual agility and stamina and your ability to sense her developing passions and how to steer and toy with them, preferably whilst getting passionate about it too so her sex feedback mechanisms are stimulated.

[scouting]

What a brilliantly funny thread, reminds me a bit of older times on here 

Thank you brighton_beautiful , don't worry, it's all in good humour these days.

BTW, like you, contrary to one of the posts above, I do like the faint odour you get from proper fanny juice. Similarly the mildly acidic taste and unctuous feel on the tongue.

[webpunter]

I am only talking about the optical mechanics of being able to see clearly whatever you want to see in the moment.  RO technique-wise it's about lingual agility and stamina and your ability to sense her developing passions and how to steer and toy with them, preferably whilst getting passionate about it too so her sex feedback mechanisms are stimulated.

Thats a detailed analysis, it could be in a sex guide 

My theory is slowly slowly rev em up less is more, if they are in the mood & 'like' you see where you end up

I like to think that i am cunnilingual 

[webpunter]

Thank you brighton_beautiful , don't worry, it's all in good humour these days.

BTW, like you, contrary to one of the posts above, I do like the faint odour you get from proper fanny juice. Similarly the mildly acidic taste and unctuous feel on the tongue.

We've been helpful providing protective glasses to save his specs from getting covered & there's a head torch for when its dark

There's me thinking its fanny batter rather than juice 

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[Strawberry]

Reverse oral is an absolute must for me.  I love the smell, the taste and the (probably misplaced) assurance that I am provding pleasure to the girl.  I wear glasses IRL, but for punts usually deferred to lenses to make RO a sensual overload.  Trouble is, I've recently had to get varifocals, and lenses make it hard to see what I am licking.   If you have similar desires and failing eyesight, is keeping glasses on prcatical, accepted?  I love the whole sensual experince (taste, feel and sight) of a pussy being licked (by me).  Should I ditch the lenses and keep the glasses or just accept this is one pleasure I have to accept being less pleasurable?

Do you mean you wear contact lenses if so are the contact lenses single vision or multifocal?

[hendrix]

Interesting question. The reason I never do RO is because I can see what I would be licking.

[webpunter]

Found the perfect glasses for @b_b
Half rimmers
Multifunctional, while you are down there ...
Nailed it 

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[Doc Holliday]

I am only talking about the optical mechanics of being able to see clearly whatever you want to see in the moment.

You mean seeing whether she is texting on her phone or not? 

That was my point ie what is people want to see 'clearly' otherwise their enjoyment is spoiled?

RO technique-wise it's about lingual agility and stamina and your ability to sense her developing passions and how to steer and toy with them, preferably whilst getting passionate about it too so her sex feedback mechanisms are stimulated.

Agreed reading signs is important ... but I have read the signs so many times in my lifetime, I can now 'do it with my eyes closed' 

[Doc Holliday]

Interesting question. The reason I never do RO is because I can see what I would be licking.

 

[LLPunting]

...
Agreed reading signs is important ... but I have read the signs so many times in my lifetime, I can now 'do it with my eyes closed' 

Thinking you know the way is why they stop trying, someone leaves or cheats.  As the years go by and chemistry changes the journey changes as you look at different things on the way, regardless of how blurry...
Stretch the metaphor as much as you like, relative to pre or post partum....

[Doc Holliday]

Thinking you know the way is why they stop trying, someone leaves or cheats.  As the years go by and chemistry changes the journey changes as you look at different things on the way, regardless of how blurry...

I agree, but my reply was meant to be light hearted in nature 

[webpunter]

I agree, but my reply was meant to be light hearted in nature 

@LLP is going rather deep

There's you reading the signs
The signs are an easy read its like a civvy despite the SP being paid for they are the same
- lubed up
- breathing changes
- shifting wriggling around [i find strong arms around their thighs you're not going nowhere ..]
- & if fingers inside contractions
& should you peer up a flushed face & big eyes

On the other hand @LLP is on about a relationship breakdown unless i'm mistaken
Most likely on the receiving end
I've got the t-shirt
That indeed is some metaphor

Light hearted indeed
& if the SP aint the best perhaps you are a bit wasted eyes wide shut is a plan

WTF is pre post partum when its at home ?
Sorry i didn't do latin @ school

 

[scouting]

WTF is pre post partum when its at home ?
Sorry i didn't do latin @ school

I did, but still didn't know so I googled it. Doesn't sound great for the lady, but understandable considering she's just passed about 4 bags of sugar through her fanny

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[webpunter]

I did, but still didn't know so I googled it. Doesn't sound great for the lady, but understandable considering she's just passed about 4 bags of sugar through her fanny

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WTF
That is too much information, thank-you
I trust @LLP is ok

[Bonker]

Firstly welcome to the forum 

I am confused. When my tongue is in contact with the lady bits, all I see if my eyes are open, (and mostly they are not) is the mons pubis and beyond...

You are confused.
The mons pubis is a mountain on Venus.
But it can only be seen with the aid of a telescope.

[mr.bluesky]

You are confused.
The mons pubis is a mountain on Venus.
But it can only be seen with the aid of a telescope.

I thought it was on Mars or am I getting it confused with Olympus Mons 

[Doc Holliday]

You are confused.
The mons pubis is a mountain on Venus.
But it can only be seen with the aid of a telescope.

  I only see that one during a RO session in my observatory at DH Towers and on a very clear night.

Anyway if RO is carried out in 69 position there is probably a 'Uranus' joke in there somewhere too.

Anyway brighton_beautiful has logged on since but not responded to the many questions .. so could be another ...

It's this another firework post?
Light the blue touchpaper and retire.

[FLYING BLUE]

What a brilliantly funny thread, reminds me a bit of older times on here  :lol

BTW, like you, contrary to one of the posts above, I do like the faint odour you get from proper fanny juice. Similarly the mildly acidic taste and unctuous feel on the tongue.

As opposed to the canned "fanny juice" you can buy from Asda?

[advent2016]

Reverse oral is an absolute must for me.  I love the smell, the taste and the (probably misplaced) assurance that I am provding pleasure to the girl.  I wear glasses IRL, but for punts usually deferred to lenses to make RO a sensual overload.  Trouble is, I've recently had to get varifocals, and lenses make it hard to see what I am licking.   If you have similar desires and failing eyesight, is keeping glasses on prcatical, accepted?  I love the whole sensual experince (taste, feel and sight) of a pussy being licked (by me).  Should I ditch the lenses and keep the glasses or just accept this is one pleasure I have to accept being less pleasurable?

Do you have cateracts? Cataract lens replacement might help. These days, it's often a 10-minute operation. You can (privately) get varifocal lenses

[scouting]

As opposed to the canned "fanny juice" you can buy from Asda?

Yep, re-reading it I can see my post sounds funny 

[DastardlyDick]

It keeps the kids off the streets until school starts again.

It also makes a mockery of age verification