Punting whilst out walking the dog

[y101y]

Anyone ever punted whilst out walking the dog? I did recently. Asked the girl if she minded then popped in for a quick session. My pup sat quietly in the corner the whole time. Glad he can’t talk!   

This was at a local Chinese knocking shop. May try a higher end girl one of these days

[LLPunting]

Suggest you request title change to "Punting whilst out walking the dog" as your current title is suggestive of illegal soliciting much like the other thread that proposes illegal acts

[Bunbury]

Dogging 

[y101y]

Suggest you request title change to "Punting whilst out walking the dog" as your current title is suggestive of illegal soliciting much like the other thread that proposes illegal acts

LOL just to clarify, I’ve never solicited a dog walker or a dog. 

I have, however, punted a few escorts that were dogs. But that’s a different story.

[chandlerhandler]

Anyone ever punted whilst out walking the dog? I did recently. Asked the girl if she minded then popped in for a quick session. My pup sat quietly in the corner the whole time. Glad he can’t talk!   

This was at a local Chinese knocking shop. May try a higher end girl one of these days

Don't let your dog out of your sight in the Derogatory racist term removed. 

[Lou2019]

Don't let your dog out of your sight in the   

Are you for real! Reported

[daviemac]

Don't let your dog out of your sight in the Derogatory racist term removed. 

You won't get another warning, derogatory racist terms are not welcome here.

[chandlerhandler]

apologies if any offence caused, it was never my intent nor did I view it as racist, I've now Googled it and it and the Cambridge & Oxford dictionaries say it's considered offensive, so I apologise again

[Lou2019]

apologies if any offence caused, it was never my intent nor did I view it as racist, I've now Googled it and it and the Cambridge & Oxford dictionaries say it's considered offensive, so I apologise again

I find it hard to believe that you didn’t know that

[Thephoenix]

Anyone ever punted whilst out walking the dog? I did recently. Asked the girl if she minded then popped in for a quick session. My pup sat quietly in the corner the whole time. Glad he can’t talk!   

This was at a local Chinese knocking shop. May try a higher end girl one of these days

Did she take it up the schnauzer, or charge extra for the shihtzu?

[badsin]

Not walking my dog, but the dog was in the car on a late night Sunday punt,some years ago now.
This came up during the punt. At the end of the punt the pornstar id been podging popped a very short t-shirt on (nothing else) and came out to meet the pooch.
He got a cuddle of a pornstar, I had another cheeky look round the back, probably around 2012/2013

[Stevelondon]

Not my dog. But I’ve visited a couple of SP’s who had dogs.

Emily Foxx up North had a cheeky little terrier I used to play with sometimes.

Another lass I used to see in Farnborough. So long ago. Had a dog.
I saw her once in a new flat she was working out of and she asked me if I’d like to see some other lass that was using the other bedroom. Price was right and the service I usually asked for was perfect for a mff.
So I said yes. But had to wait 40 minutes until the other SP was free.
I ended up taking her dog for a walk 

[DastardlyDick]

I think we can all say that, if we're being honest 

[mr.bluesky]

Did she take it up the schnauzer, or charge extra for the shihtzu?

More to the point was she attractive or a bit woof looking 

[Stevelondon]

[quote author=y101y link=topic=435786.msg4314345#msg4314345 date=175431083

I have, however, punted a few escorts that were dogs.


I think we can all say that, if we're being honest 

I’m being honest. I haven’t. 🤷🏼

Im sure Lou could come with a response that to that. Where she could say she been visited by punters who were (name an animal) 

[sparkus]

Surely many men have used taking the dog out as an excuse for a sneaky punt.

Or "Going to see a man about a dog."

[RandomGuy99]

Surely many men have used taking the dog out as an excuse for a sneaky punt.

Or "Going to see a man about a dog."

I thought that was the excuse for going to the pub? 

It's on page 2 of the official guide to being a boyfriend/husband.

[Stevelondon]

Surely many men have used taking the dog out as an excuse for a sneaky punt.

Or "Going to see a man about a dog."

I can think of several SP’s I’ve  seen who might be a tad put off by me arriving with the Alsatian. 

[y101y]

I can think of several SP’s I’ve  seen who might be a tad put off by me arriving with the Alsatian. 

It did occur to me that she would ask if I expected the dog to get involved. I was ready to assure her I was not (that) kinky and the dog was only there as my excuse to be out. 

[DastardlyDick]

Surely many men have used taking the dog out as an excuse for a sneaky punt.

Or "Going to see a man about a dog."

Isn't that how dogging got it's name? 

[simon07]

Who let the dogs out?

[Bonker]

Whaell

I been to see a gal that had a husky voice, a pug nose, tits like spaniel ears and went like a terrier.

[JontyR]

Whaell

I been to see a gal that had a husky voice, a pug nose, tits like spaniel ears and went like a terrier.

'arf 'arf!

[fredhiggins]

I need to get a dog!

[Doc Holliday]

It is amazing how common it is, in amateur homemade porn clips, to find dogs/cats appear in the background or walk across the camera shot.

A friend told me this 

[Strawberry]

It is amazing how common it is, in amateur homemade porn clips, to find dogs/cats appear in the background or walk across the camera shot.

A friend told me this 

Quite a few video and cam platforms will ban a performer for this.

Regards out walking the dog many years ago I have had one or two clients visiting incall wanted to bring their dog into the property during their booking. The problem is one person's well behaved dog, might not be well behaved particularly in a new environment and the SP has no way of knowing. It becomes an extra variable, and some SPs might be renting pet-free properties and or have allergies. Any damage could cause problems, even if just extra clean up. Outcall I have had a dog disappear with one of my flat arrival shoes, and a sock, also being jumped at, clawed, licked all over my face repeatedly by dogs very close to my own body weight and size can be difficult to manage. Sensible owners make arrangements for their dogs to be under control, or in another room.

So a good idea but dog control and some consideration required.

[RandomGuy99]

I once visited an SP who had a cat that used to sit on her window sill while I was doing my thing. The never looked very impressed. I tried harder, but it still wasn't impressed.

[Thephoenix]

I once visited an SP who had a cat that used to sit on her window sill while I was doing my thing. The never looked very impressed. I tried harder, but it still wasn't impressed.

I'd have thought a man of your experience would have no trouble stimulating a pussy.

[sparkus]

I once visited an SP who had a cat that used to sit on her window sill while I was doing my thing. The never looked very impressed. I tried harder, but it still wasn't impressed.

Yeah I was pumping away at a Polish BBW while her black cat sat next to us washing and occasionally making eye contact.

[DastardlyDick]

I once visited an SP who had a cat that used to sit on her window sill while I was doing my thing. The never looked very impressed. I tried harder, but it still wasn't impressed.

So long as it doesn't start holding up score cards! "'What do you mean 9.5!'? 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Not quite the same, but I have a very cute and friendly dog and as I mostly book outcalls, I always ask if SPs are frightened of dogs, I've never had a rejection because of it. Most love dogs and a couple SPs (both Bulgarians) have gone as far as to whatsApp me photos of their dogs when visiting their home countries and I mean months later.  Also some returning girls have expressed disappointment when they arrive and the dogs with the dog-sitter.

[jseop109]

Wasn't there a movie "And Lassie came too"?

[Lou2019]

I’m being honest. I haven’t. 🤷🏼

Im sure Lou could come with a response that to that. Where she could say she been visited by punters who were (name an animal) 

Eh?

[Thephoenix]

Wasn't there a movie "And Lassie came too"?

I remember that film.

Wasn't the sequel Linda Lovelace meets Rin Tin Tin.

My old mongrel dog Patch used to like watching that with me.

[sparkus]

Wasn't there a movie "And Lassie came too"?

There's a scene in Porky's...

[MissWolf]

This thread reminds me of an advert for a brand of beer I think a good few years ago.

Old chap takes the dog out 'for a walk' every evening, same time etc then is unwell so the wife takes the dog out instead and it drags her straight round the block to the pub 

Someone tell me im not the only one who remembers this ffs 

[LLPunting]

This thread reminds me of an advert for a brand of beer I think a good few years ago.

Old chap takes the dog out 'for a walk' every evening, same time etc then is unwell so the wife takes the dog out instead and it drags her straight round the block to the pub 

Someone tell me im not the only one who remembers this ffs 

From:
Which TV advert from the past is this :
Old chap takes the dog out 'for a walk' every evening, same time etc then is unwell so the wife takes the dog out instead and it drags her straight round the block to the pub 

Perplexity says:
The TV advert you are recalling is most likely an old **John Smith's beer advert**, in which a man habitually takes his dog out at the same time every evening — ostensibly "for a walk", but in reality to go to the pub. When he becomes unwell, his wife takes over, and the dog immediately drags her straight to the local pub, revealing the true nature of these walks[9].

- This advert is consistently mentioned as one of the funniest and most memorable UK beer adverts from the 1980s, often referenced for its dry Yorkshire humour and clever twist[9].

- The dog’s determined route to the pub hilariously exposes the man’s nightly routine, much to his wife’s surprise.

No exact date is cited, but this advert is associated with **John Smith’s** beer and their long-running campaign of comedic, relatable pub scenes[9].

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[Strawberry]

This thread reminds me of an advert for a brand of beer I think a good few years ago.

Old chap takes the dog out 'for a walk' every evening, same time etc then is unwell so the wife takes the dog out instead and it drags her straight round the block to the pub 

Someone tell me im not the only one who remembers this ffs 

Vaguely I am going to look this up,

I have found it, and watched it.
Very iffy in a couple of ways.

[MissWolf]

External Link/Members Only

Thanks @ll found it 

There was also the acrobatic dog one with Tonto too