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Date: About a month ago. Mid afternoon Saturday or Sunday.
Apologies for the delay in posting. But, lots going on at the mo and not had a chance to do a review.
Needed a break on a long journey and was feeling in need of a massage and maybe a bit more. So, found somewhere to park up in the town centre and did a quick bit of research and a ring round of the local shops in preference order. Unfortunately, quite a few were unavailable straight away. Always a risk if leaving it til the last minute. But, unexpected journey and just willing to take whatever I could find. Crystal Wellness had a slot available. So, I took it.
A short walk to the shop from town centre parking, door unlocked and walked straight in. Two women in the shop one looked relatively young and quite good looking, but disinterested and playing with her phone. Greeted by Mina/Mimi and shown to a room adjacent to the hallway/reception area of the shop. The place was quite dark, even in reception. But, I was gagging to de-stress and offload and was in that stupid kind of mood where I'd just go with the flow.
Mina/Mimi is probably in her 40's maybe a little older, friendly enough probably the large end of size 14 and about 5'4" at a guess. Not particularly attractive, but not ugly either. Prices discussed and opted for the full hour at £50. Extras were discussed once in the room. I turned down the b2b as she quoted £100 extra. Tried to negotiate a lower price, but she was unwilling to do so. Eventually went for topless and HJ for £50. What a mug I was that day! So, got my kit off and...
There was a mirror on the wall and I asked her to take her top off straight away do I could watch in the mirror from time to time. She paused for a while and I thought I was going to get the 'only after turnover' spiel. But, the next thing I knew, baps out. Probably about a D cup and massive nipples and areolae. I discovered that she liked them to be squeezed quite firmly. Then on with the massage.
Face down, not too bad, but nothing great. The odd cc swipe and tickle along the way. But, nothing too erotic tbh. Tight muscles and knots were worked on reasonably well. Like I said, not a bad massage, but not the best I'd had either. But, I at least had the odd cheeky squeeze when she was in range and she encouraged firmness. Obviously, being on my front it was a bit awkward, but had a play and a few looks in the mirror when I could. She allowed stroking/touching over her remaining clothes.
Turnover came about half way through and she continued working on me. Head, neck and shoulders, chest, arms, hands and legs. Cheeky little strokes and squeezes of the crown jewels all the while encouraging me to squeeze her tits hard and play with and tweak her nipples. She continued with occasional attention to the cock and balls. I didn't find her particularly attractive and thought that little me might struggle to wake up. But, the encouragement she gave to really get to work on those tits did the trick and her attention turned fully to my cock and balls as I played with her breasts. Her oily hands soon did the trick and I enjoyed cumming over her hands and my stomach.
A thorough clean up and a short head massage later, I was dressed and out of the door. As I walked to the car, I noticed that a full hour hadn't yet elapsed. I'd had 50-55 minutes.
So, all in all an adequate and fairly enjoyable massage and h/j. But, not a great one. A bit pricey really and not quite the full hour. And, although it's a very subjective thing, unfortunately I didn't find her particularly attractive. So, a neutral on this occasion.
Would I go back? Yes, maybe to try another masseuse (I was told that they rotate regularly). But, I'm sure that there are better places to visit in Falkirk if I'd had a bit of time to plan ahead.
