Link External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only Cost 1 hour £200. No other extras taken.
Price list:
1 hour £200 (1-2 hand job)
1.5 hours £280 (2-3 hand job)
2 hours £350 (unlimited hand job)
Extras: (none taken)
Striptease £20
Boob job £30
Nuru with real nuru gel £50
Prostate massage £50
States massage only and no penetrative sex or blowjob.
Location Britannia International Hotel, South Quay.
Logistics; booking and communication Works between 7 am to 10 pm when she is working.
Payment by cash, bank transfer, revolut or paypal. I paid by cash bank notes.
Easy to arrange. All by WhatsApp. Katia sends her price list and a detailed run down of how the session will go. I selected the service which was 1 hour standard massage and a time for later that afternoon which Katia accepted.
I travelled to Katia’s location and let her know I was there awaiting her in the hotel lobby. When she was ready I received a whatsapp of which room and floor she was on and to take the lifts which did not need a key card to access.
Services Full body to body sensual tantric nude massage with limited intimate mutual touching since I was face down most of the time and manual nipple play whilst hand relief ending.
GirlEither Katia's photos appear to have been taken some years ago when she was much younger or she uses photoshop really heavily. To me, Katia was a mid-thirties round dumpy woman, 5’ 8“ tall, several more sizes than I was expecting and not the sleek, slim (size 6 or 8), lively confident late twenties maiden I was led to believe from the social media links and adverts that were linked to this review. I am in two minds about adding any of her photos to the review in case it led others to think she is the girl in the photos.
She was busty but I believe these are man-mades. She did have soft skin but that was not such a benefit due to the face down position I was in for most of the session which I will explain more later.
I do get it is Katia but not the image of Katia that I had built up in my mind.
She wore a black one-piece bod suit and low heel pumps.
MeetingI knocked on the hotel room door to be let in by a magically self-opening door. The room had no lights on with the only light coming from sunlight coming peeking from behind closed hotel room curtains. It was total darkness. I could not see anything as I was coming from a well-lit hallway into a darkened room. As my eyes adjusted, I noticed that Katia had moved from the door into the main part of the bed room not stopping to greet me or hug me, or touch me to acknowledge my presence. Let alone even a peck on the cheek in greeting.
It was then my eyes could see that Katia’s silhouette in the darkness was not what I had built up in my mind. Her body was rounder, fuller, and her hair was a mousey colouring than the long blonde hair I was picturing from her photos.
We chatted a bit and I somehow went through the motions and handed over the £200 crowns which Katia counted. If I was going to back out it was too late, I realised.
I was offered a shower and took it even though I had showered and was clean coming direct from home and the trip was really short. I do this to be sure I am clean and respectful to my host.
I come out of the bathroom and Katia is standing waiting by the bed. The room is really dark. I think she put some soothing music on but it is not what I am used to so it does not calm me down like in a Thai massage shop. I lay down on my front on the bed.
I cannot see anything as my face is in the towel that is laid out on the bed. I can see Katia making some preparations which take ages. I then feel some gel on me and she smooths it all over my back. Katia is meant to be a professional masseuse who provides some extras on the side. Her social media talks about her going to Bali and other exotic locations to learn massage techniques. Whatever she learnt on those massage courses I could not feel the experience or technique being put to use. There did not seem to format or system like starting with the toes, feet then legs working your way up or starting with the back and working out to the arms and hands and neck and head. It felt haphazard.
The strokes sere not fluid or relaxing. There was no strength in the massage and her looking for knots to untangle it was long languid brushing across my skin that went on for ages. There was nothing erotic at all, there was no tickling of my balls, no finger tips on my perineum, no reach unders to stroke my shaft. It was not sensual at all.
I think it was not until over half way through the massage that she actually got on top of me and I felt her nude body on mind. She was not firm but fleshy so it did not feel like a hard toned body on mine. I kept thinking this has got to get better and how was I going to get the chance at two comes in one hour as advertised at this rate?
It was Katia sliding up and down my body that did not feel sexy at all to me. And I realised she may not have shaven recently as I did feel the scratches from her pubic hair stubble on my arse cheeks and back which was a bit off putting.
I get the impression she really is not trained in professional massage as she makes out to be.
When it came time for the flip, she oiled up my front and got on top but once again it felt awkward and not sensual or erotic in any way. The massage was not working and the body to body was like a large weight was on me. The touching was not working as she was moving the whole time.
The hand job when we came to that part was not doing it for me. Neither too soft or neither too hard, it was neither. It was not an edging hand job it was a straight tug with no skill like up and over or wrist twists up and over the head. It was like your teenage girlfriend giving you a hand job and not an experienced 30+ woman who is meant to be a professional masseuse at hand jobs. In the end I hand jobbed myself while Katia used her hands to play with my nipples and swipe around my chest. I was allowed to use my other hand to hold her arse as she had stopped moving around and was stood by the side of the bed.
It is definite negative rating for me. I appreciate that Katia has many positive reviews but it was not working for me and I know the looks were not to be my expectation did not help at all.
Katia and I ended with some idle chat about her work schedule, and mundane common experiences and her complaints about different customers’ traits.
I had a shower to clear off the gels all over my body and got dressed and left.
PositivesI got all my allotted time. No rush. Not sure if that is a legit positive, but I needed to put down something.
NegativesI girl I met is probably the girl from the photos but they must have been over 10 years old or heavily photoshopped and was not the body type I was expecting to fulfil my illusion and worth £200 of my hard earned.
Low availability. Always seems to be on holiday in some far-flung destination.
Location continually moves but seems to be consistent between Chelsea Wharf/Wandworths and Canary Wharf as far as I am aware.
Overall, would I return? Negative.
I felt it was a case of I was inside the room, I had handed the money and may as well follow through as I had paid my money.
The primary reasons for the negative are:
1) Her photos on links are not representative of her present look in my opinion. She was much rounder and shorter than her photos led me to believe and much older. She appears late twenties in her social media and advert pictures but was definitely mid to late 30s, at least, in person to my eyes. I felt deceived by the marketing.
2) The massage was not really a massage to me. There was no technique or strength put in. It was primarily someone sliding around on my back with some gel which did not feel erotic at all. I was on my front with my head down for most of the session so I could not move my arms up and around me to touch Katia to get aroused. I felt short changed.
3) The hand job did not feel erotic at all.
4) At £200 for a hand job which I had to help with to get over the edge was not good value for money.
