Incall 1hr @ £70(50+20)
Moka massage in Falkirk | in Falkirk | Gumtree
Moka massage in Falkirk | in Falkirk | Gumtree
Looking for a massage or deep tissue massage I offer deep tissue and sports massages to ease your muscles, calming aromatherapy with hot oil, and dry cupping for that stubborn tension. 30mins -£30 , 60mins -£50 It’s all done in a clean, calm, pri
With so many options to choose from in the massage capital of Scotland that is Falkirk, it's got to be per head of population? I had time on my hands for a change, so I didn't book anything in advance and thought I'd peruse and choose at my leisure. This didn't quite work out as smoothly as I'd hoped...
First stop was Crystal Wellness, two women working. Both late 40's/early 50's. One decent looking the other one definitely not and it was the latter that put me off staying with her unfriendly attitude.
Next I headed 5mins up the road to the former Boon Dee, where I rang the bell didn't get an answer, the same thing happened on my way back down the road as well.
Then up to Lin's place, Falkirk Thai massage at Bainsford. The bell was answered here, but not by Lin another older woman who said she was working on her own and was in the middle of a massage and had someone else booked immediately after.
All of a sudden, my leisurely, laid back demeanor began to change and little lightning bolt's of panic were coming through. I then remembered that there was a new Chinese place recently reviewed/mentioned on here recently.
Comms & Location
Walked into Moka, it's located fairly centrally, near the retail park, at the McDonald's end. There were three of them in the reception area. A very young, cute looking girl(18 - 22?) wearing gym gear, a slim quite attractive, pretty faced woman(late 30's/early 40's, and the boss, who immediately took over all the conversation. She was probably mid 30's size 12, short and stocky. She didn't look particularly pleased when I chose the slimmer more attractive older woman for a relaxing massage.
SP & Service
Once in the room it quickly became apparent that she didn't speak much English. Told her I like a relaxing sensual massage and she just smiled nodded her head. I reiterated my point about sensual and this time it was "yes, yes I know sensual massage".
Anyway, twenty minutes in and she's still on my back, neck and shoulders with increasingly annoying repetitive strokes. I ask her if she can move onto my legs and point to my arse and say sensual again, and she replies "yes, I do". She didn't, again just repetitive strokes and not even going close the baws never mind the cock. Ten minutes on and I decide to initiate the turnover.
Immediately, she is pointing and asking if I want a happy ending and states it's £40. I tell her that's way too much and offer £20. She counters with £30, but at this point I've had no stimulation at all and I'm pretty fed up, so I tell her, I won't bother with HE and she can just finsh the relaxing massage.
She carries on for the next five minutes, however, by the time she gets to the top of my leg, she makes sure the back of her hand nudges my sack, she repeats this a few times before angling my leg and doing downward strokes where she's following through onto both cock and balls, again she repeats this a good few times. I've now got a semi, and she asks again if I want HE but this time for £20. I give her the nod and she precedes to oil me up and deliver a very standard/mechanical HJ and only allowing me to touch her arse.
Summary
A very uninspiring encounter, which is a shame as I did find her pleasing on the eye.
I would guess/predict that this place will probably have a continual rotation of staff and therefore, it's always going to be a bit of a lottery...win some, lose some.
